A/N: What can I say, I love Dumb&Dumber and Spongebob so I thought I'd
combine the two and this is what I came up with. Its a lot like the
movie,only the plot is a little different and its Spongebob and Patrick
instead of Jim Carry and Jeff Daniels. I own nothing but the plot.
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Cast: Spongebob: Loyd
Patrick: Harry
Pearl: Mary Swanson
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(Two mean looking fish, a male and female, aproach Patrick's house. They knock a couple times.)
Marley(female): This the place?
Butch: I'm pretty sure I saw im' go into this one.
Marley: So why aint they answerin?
Butch: I dunno. Maybe they're onto us. *He swings Patrick's rock open and crawls under. Marley fallows.*
Marley: He's gone. And he took the briefcase with them.
Butch: Yeah. Hey maybe we should trash the place,send im' a lil message.
Marley: *looking around* I don't think he's gonna get that message. I mean the guy's furniture is made out of sand.
(Gary the snail crawls out form under the sand-couch.)
Gary: Mew!
Butch: Nah. I got a better idea. *walking towards Gary* I twat I taw a puddy tat...
A/N: Gary fans,I'm sorry to do this to him! But you know how it is....
*Spongebob and Patrick get out of their van which is dressed like a goldfish. They walk towards their house,which Spongebob now lives in aswell because he was evicted form his pineapple.*
Patrick: I can't believe it. We've searched all of Bikini bottom and there are no jobs.
Spongebob: Yeah,unless you wanna work 40 hours a week! Dahaha!
Patrick: I can't believe we both lost our jobs on the same day. I should have never stopped at Sandy's house with those guppies in the back. They were supose to be groomed and sent to the fish show. How was I supose to knwo they wouldn't survive in an air-ventalated dome?
Spongeob: Yeah. And Limbo Services? They sure don't like it when you leave the scene of an accident. I did meet a really pretty whale today.
Patrick: Really? Is that why you're carrying aroud that breifcase?
Spongebob: Oh this? She left it at the airport.
Patrick: Whats in it?
Spongebob: Patrick,what kind of sponge would I be to go looting around in other people's stuff?
Patrick: Is it locked?
Spongebob: Yeah,really good too.
*They reach Patrick's house.*
Spongebob: Hey,I'm gonna go to the store.
Patrick: Ok,but just get the bare essensials, thats the last of our money.
Spongebob: I know Patrick. Don't worry.
(Spongebob is now walking behind a convienent store. He's wearing a huge cowboy hat and carrying a box full of junk such as a pellet gun, a statue of Elvis, a yo-yo,sunglasses and lots of other unessesary stuff. He notices a gumball machine and sets down his stuff to reach into his wallet for a quarter. Smiling,he puts a quarter in the coin slot and turns the crank. His smile soon turns to a look of confusion when nothing comes out of the machine. He turns the crank several times untill he become's angry and kick's the machine. Nothing happens at first,but then hundreds of colored gumballs pour out untill he's up to his knees in them.)
Spongebob: *face turning red with anger* Grrr! *gasps* My wallet! Where's it go? *Starts digging through the gumballs*
(An old woman fish with a cane is slowley passing by. A green gumball bounces off her head.)
Old Woman; Ouch!
Spongebob: Sorry ma'me. Now,where is it? I know its in here somewhere,its gotta be...
(The woman looks annoyed,but keeps walking untill she slips on another gumball and falls on her ass. Spongebob doesn't seem to take notice.)
Old Woman: Why of all the nerve! *notices Spongebob's wallet and box of things lying on the ground. She glances back at him before picking it up and slowley walking away.*
(Spongebob in now prancing down the street blowing huge pink bubbles which are carrying him a few feet from the ground,popping and returning him to ground level. He's in an unusually good mood.)
Spongebob: *blows bubble* Dahahaha! *blows bubble* Dahahaha!
(Patrick is sitting on his couch looking depressed. He hears Spongebob coming down the street but doesn't seem to care.)
(Rock swings open as Spongebob enters and it swings close again.)
Spongebob: Hey Patrick,watch this. *blows bubble*
Patrick: Where's the booze?
Spongebob: *bubble pops* Oh...Uhh, ya see.
Patrick: You lost the money,didn't you?
Spongebob: *drops to his knees and starts crying* Oh Patrick! I got robbed by a little old lady!
Patrick: Ohhhh,
Spongebob: *stops crying* Cheer up pal. It'll be allright. Its not like I had much in that wallet anyways.
Patrick: Its not that Spongebob. Its...Its...Gary!
Spongebob: Gary? what about him?
Patrick: He's dead.
Spongebob: *gasps* G...Gary?
Patrick: His head fell off. I'm sorry Spongebob.
Spongebob:*confused* His head fell off??
Patrick: Yeah, it was getting pretty old.
Spongebob: Thats it. I have had it with this place! I say we leave town and go somewhere else. Someplace nice...like th Altalntic ocean.
Patrick: *hesitates* Wait a minute. *gets to his feet* wait a minute,I know what your up to Mister. You wanna go to the Atlantic ocean to see that whale that went there to give her her briefcase and you need me to drive you. Right? right? am I right Spongebob? am I right?
Spongebob: Yeah,so! yeah,SO!
Patrick: Well just forget it! I don't wanna do it. I say we stay here and look for jobs. I don't know about you but I am sick and tired of running from preditors.
Spongebob: Well you wanna know what I'm sick and tired of Patrick? I'm sick an tired of having to eat my way through life. I'm sick and tired of being a nobody. and most of all.....I'm sick and tired of being a sponge!
Patrick: Huh?
Spongebob: Yeah! you try being a sponge and drinking milk, or taking a bath. And everytime there's a mess tobe cleaned up who do they call? The sponge!
Patrick: Ok Spongebob. Atlantic it is.
Cast: Spongebob: Loyd
Patrick: Harry
Pearl: Mary Swanson
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(Two mean looking fish, a male and female, aproach Patrick's house. They knock a couple times.)
Marley(female): This the place?
Butch: I'm pretty sure I saw im' go into this one.
Marley: So why aint they answerin?
Butch: I dunno. Maybe they're onto us. *He swings Patrick's rock open and crawls under. Marley fallows.*
Marley: He's gone. And he took the briefcase with them.
Butch: Yeah. Hey maybe we should trash the place,send im' a lil message.
Marley: *looking around* I don't think he's gonna get that message. I mean the guy's furniture is made out of sand.
(Gary the snail crawls out form under the sand-couch.)
Gary: Mew!
Butch: Nah. I got a better idea. *walking towards Gary* I twat I taw a puddy tat...
A/N: Gary fans,I'm sorry to do this to him! But you know how it is....
*Spongebob and Patrick get out of their van which is dressed like a goldfish. They walk towards their house,which Spongebob now lives in aswell because he was evicted form his pineapple.*
Patrick: I can't believe it. We've searched all of Bikini bottom and there are no jobs.
Spongebob: Yeah,unless you wanna work 40 hours a week! Dahaha!
Patrick: I can't believe we both lost our jobs on the same day. I should have never stopped at Sandy's house with those guppies in the back. They were supose to be groomed and sent to the fish show. How was I supose to knwo they wouldn't survive in an air-ventalated dome?
Spongeob: Yeah. And Limbo Services? They sure don't like it when you leave the scene of an accident. I did meet a really pretty whale today.
Patrick: Really? Is that why you're carrying aroud that breifcase?
Spongebob: Oh this? She left it at the airport.
Patrick: Whats in it?
Spongebob: Patrick,what kind of sponge would I be to go looting around in other people's stuff?
Patrick: Is it locked?
Spongebob: Yeah,really good too.
*They reach Patrick's house.*
Spongebob: Hey,I'm gonna go to the store.
Patrick: Ok,but just get the bare essensials, thats the last of our money.
Spongebob: I know Patrick. Don't worry.
(Spongebob is now walking behind a convienent store. He's wearing a huge cowboy hat and carrying a box full of junk such as a pellet gun, a statue of Elvis, a yo-yo,sunglasses and lots of other unessesary stuff. He notices a gumball machine and sets down his stuff to reach into his wallet for a quarter. Smiling,he puts a quarter in the coin slot and turns the crank. His smile soon turns to a look of confusion when nothing comes out of the machine. He turns the crank several times untill he become's angry and kick's the machine. Nothing happens at first,but then hundreds of colored gumballs pour out untill he's up to his knees in them.)
Spongebob: *face turning red with anger* Grrr! *gasps* My wallet! Where's it go? *Starts digging through the gumballs*
(An old woman fish with a cane is slowley passing by. A green gumball bounces off her head.)
Old Woman; Ouch!
Spongebob: Sorry ma'me. Now,where is it? I know its in here somewhere,its gotta be...
(The woman looks annoyed,but keeps walking untill she slips on another gumball and falls on her ass. Spongebob doesn't seem to take notice.)
Old Woman: Why of all the nerve! *notices Spongebob's wallet and box of things lying on the ground. She glances back at him before picking it up and slowley walking away.*
(Spongebob in now prancing down the street blowing huge pink bubbles which are carrying him a few feet from the ground,popping and returning him to ground level. He's in an unusually good mood.)
Spongebob: *blows bubble* Dahahaha! *blows bubble* Dahahaha!
(Patrick is sitting on his couch looking depressed. He hears Spongebob coming down the street but doesn't seem to care.)
(Rock swings open as Spongebob enters and it swings close again.)
Spongebob: Hey Patrick,watch this. *blows bubble*
Patrick: Where's the booze?
Spongebob: *bubble pops* Oh...Uhh, ya see.
Patrick: You lost the money,didn't you?
Spongebob: *drops to his knees and starts crying* Oh Patrick! I got robbed by a little old lady!
Patrick: Ohhhh,
Spongebob: *stops crying* Cheer up pal. It'll be allright. Its not like I had much in that wallet anyways.
Patrick: Its not that Spongebob. Its...Its...Gary!
Spongebob: Gary? what about him?
Patrick: He's dead.
Spongebob: *gasps* G...Gary?
Patrick: His head fell off. I'm sorry Spongebob.
Spongebob:*confused* His head fell off??
Patrick: Yeah, it was getting pretty old.
Spongebob: Thats it. I have had it with this place! I say we leave town and go somewhere else. Someplace nice...like th Altalntic ocean.
Patrick: *hesitates* Wait a minute. *gets to his feet* wait a minute,I know what your up to Mister. You wanna go to the Atlantic ocean to see that whale that went there to give her her briefcase and you need me to drive you. Right? right? am I right Spongebob? am I right?
Spongebob: Yeah,so! yeah,SO!
Patrick: Well just forget it! I don't wanna do it. I say we stay here and look for jobs. I don't know about you but I am sick and tired of running from preditors.
Spongebob: Well you wanna know what I'm sick and tired of Patrick? I'm sick an tired of having to eat my way through life. I'm sick and tired of being a nobody. and most of all.....I'm sick and tired of being a sponge!
Patrick: Huh?
Spongebob: Yeah! you try being a sponge and drinking milk, or taking a bath. And everytime there's a mess tobe cleaned up who do they call? The sponge!
Patrick: Ok Spongebob. Atlantic it is.