There once was a woman named Max
You know I'm just stating the facts
Was in love with a guy
Until one day - oh my!
She got tired of his cyberhacks.
So now Max had her life to live
And was looking for someone to give
Her love to
Zack said "I should do
Because after all incest is relative".
Max said to Zack in surprise
"Isn't it funny how time flies?
I used to think you were a brother
Now you're something-or-other
And I believe I could drown in your eyes."
Zack turned to Max with a start
"I thought you'd already given your heart
To that whining geek
That 'Eyes Only' freak
I'm glad you finally got smart".
Max's smile turned to a frown
"Now don't you be puttin' him down.
He's no whining geek
At least not this week
And besides, he thinks YOU'RE a clown".
Now Zack was really confused
Did Max like him or was he being abused?
So advice he sought
From Tinga who thought
That he should just act like he was being amuzed.
So Zack put on a nice suit and a tie
Like something Michael Weatherly would buy
Left his razor at home
And threw out his comb
And said to Max, "here - I'm your guy".
TO BE CONTINUED