AN: #2 in The Great One-Shot Expulsion series...This one's real, real short. Like, crazy short. Do you see how short it is?...Dang...I mean, this author's note could possibly be longer than the actual fic...Sheesh...

Disclaimer: I do not own the television show Scrubs. I do not own the characters of the television show Scrubs.

That Screaming Won't Do You Any Good:

Perry could feel the engine of his Porsche working in overdrive. Streams of smoke leaked from beneath the hood, the noise of the pistons grinding becoming almost deafening. Beside him, JD's fingers curled tightly around the door handle, his shoulders hunching as most of the blood drained from his face.

"You sure you're up for this, Newbie?" the older man asked, a smirk taking his face as JD nodded quickly. Perry's foot continued to press the gas pedal forward. A pair of headlights appeared ahead of them. A semi.

Perfect, the older doctor thought with satisfaction.

"No turning back now," he said aloud. "Hang on tight, Janette."