Pirates Of The Caribouan: Coose of the Moose.
A/N: I'm too po' to own these characters.
Chapter Un;
[Rutt stands proudly on his sinking ship; three cornered hat and wind blow through his antlers]
[Tuke gallops into him; making him lose his balance]
Tuke: Soree, Rutt. Wow, this is fun, 'eh?
[Rutt rolls his eyes]
Rutt: Where's your pride, 'eh? Have you no respect for the sea, you bloodee moose.
Tuke: No need for the language, Rutt! I said soree! Geesh.
Rutt: Just be quiet, 'eh..lemme have my last few moments with my boat.
[Boat hits port sending them flying onto the dock]
Rutt: ME HAT, AH, SOMEONE GRAB ME HAT 'EH!!!11one
Tuke: Oh, I got it, Rutt.
[Tuke flails after hat; runs right into Jack Sparrow]
Sparrow: ..
Tuke: Hey, you're the guy in that pirate movie, 'eh?! I'm all aboot fake British pirates.
[Tuke flashes smile; bats eyelashes]
Sparrow: .......
[Sparrow's eye twitches; his A.D.D. mind takes over and he started braiding his beard while singing 'I Feel Pretty'.]
Rutt: Who is this, 'eh?
Tuke: I dunno Rutt, I think it's the guy from that pirate movie. He hasn't done anything but play with his pretty beard.
Rutt: It IS quite a pretty bea..THAT'S NOT THE POINT, 'EH. WHO ARE YOU? THIS IS MY TURN TO BE THE DEVONAIR PIRATE, 'EH?!
Sparrow: I'm Captin' Jack Sparrow, mate. And..YOU'RE MEAN.
[Sparrow's lip quivers and he runs off crying like an emo kid at a Bright Eyes show]
Tuke: 'Eh. Too much rum.
Rutt: Right.
[Rutt puts on his hat and they walk toward town]
Guard: STOP right there. I need a shilling to park your water bound vehicle.
[Tuke and Rutt stare at the guard; start making moose-like noises; walk right past him]
Guard: ..damn Canadian accents. Can't bloody understand them!
Black child: Shut up before I stab you, foo.
Guard: K.
[Guard and black child walk away]
A/N: I'm too po' to own these characters.
Chapter Un;
[Rutt stands proudly on his sinking ship; three cornered hat and wind blow through his antlers]
[Tuke gallops into him; making him lose his balance]
Tuke: Soree, Rutt. Wow, this is fun, 'eh?
[Rutt rolls his eyes]
Rutt: Where's your pride, 'eh? Have you no respect for the sea, you bloodee moose.
Tuke: No need for the language, Rutt! I said soree! Geesh.
Rutt: Just be quiet, 'eh..lemme have my last few moments with my boat.
[Boat hits port sending them flying onto the dock]
Rutt: ME HAT, AH, SOMEONE GRAB ME HAT 'EH!!!11one
Tuke: Oh, I got it, Rutt.
[Tuke flails after hat; runs right into Jack Sparrow]
Sparrow: ..
Tuke: Hey, you're the guy in that pirate movie, 'eh?! I'm all aboot fake British pirates.
[Tuke flashes smile; bats eyelashes]
Sparrow: .......
[Sparrow's eye twitches; his A.D.D. mind takes over and he started braiding his beard while singing 'I Feel Pretty'.]
Rutt: Who is this, 'eh?
Tuke: I dunno Rutt, I think it's the guy from that pirate movie. He hasn't done anything but play with his pretty beard.
Rutt: It IS quite a pretty bea..THAT'S NOT THE POINT, 'EH. WHO ARE YOU? THIS IS MY TURN TO BE THE DEVONAIR PIRATE, 'EH?!
Sparrow: I'm Captin' Jack Sparrow, mate. And..YOU'RE MEAN.
[Sparrow's lip quivers and he runs off crying like an emo kid at a Bright Eyes show]
Tuke: 'Eh. Too much rum.
Rutt: Right.
[Rutt puts on his hat and they walk toward town]
Guard: STOP right there. I need a shilling to park your water bound vehicle.
[Tuke and Rutt stare at the guard; start making moose-like noises; walk right past him]
Guard: ..damn Canadian accents. Can't bloody understand them!
Black child: Shut up before I stab you, foo.
Guard: K.
[Guard and black child walk away]