Title: Capsize
Author: Forsaken2003
Pairing: S/X
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I own none, all belong to Joss Whedon
Comments: Always welcomed!
Summary: Xander takes Spike to the beach for a canoe ride.
Warnings/Spoilers: Season 5
Beta'd by: Unbeta'd

Prompt #414 from tamingthemuse- Capsize

Note: From now on most of my tamingthemuse stories will be named as the challenge.

"Why do you own a canoe, luv?" Spike asked as he drove him and Xander to the beach. It was ten o'clock at night and hopefully no one would be around.

"I don't own one. I borrowed it from a friend at the site," Xander explained.

Spike shot Xander a look. One that Xander realized was jealousy. "And what did you have to give him in return?"

Xander rolled his eyes at his over reacting boyfriend. "Nothing, Spike. I asked and he said sure. That's all. Besides Jeremy is getting married next month… to a female!"

"That might just be a cover," Spike replied as he pulled into the empty parking lot.

"You're being silly," Xander said and got out of the car.

"I am not. You're a hot bloke," Spike continued as he helped untie the canoe from the top of the car. "You get lots of people looking at you."

Xander snorted as he untied his side. He then let Spike pull down the canoe and carry it. He grabbed the two paddles from the backseat. "No, sixty percent of the time people are staring at the hotness of you. The other forty percent they are staring at us because we love to show our affection towards each other."

Spike carried the canoe over his head with no problem. "You never give yourself enough credit. You're bloody gorgeous."

"Thanks," Xander said with a blush.

"Git," Spike said fondly.

Once they reached the water Spike set the canoe half way into the water. He let Xander climb in first before pushing off and jumping in himself.

"Keep your eyes open for fish monsters," Xander said casually.

"Fish monsters?" Spike asked with a snort of amusement.

Xander looked Spike in the eye while he paddled. "Trust me. Fish monsters."

"All right, pet." Spike patted his boot which held a knife.

Xander didn't paddle too far out. It was dark but the lights from the town allowed him to see.

Spike looked around. It was quiet. The only sound was the waves crashing. "One time back in World War 2 me, Angel and a few other demons were captured and put in a submarine with a few navy men. Once Angel saved the day from the humans dying he made me get out and swim back to shore."

"Like I've been saving for five years, Angel is an asshole," Xander said.

"That he is, luv," Spike agreed.

They sat there in silence for a few minutes. Spike finally said screw it and threw himself on top of Xander. He kissed and nipped at Xander's lips while he tried to undo his jeans.

Xander was shocked by the attack though he really shouldn't have been. This was Spike after all. His head smacked against the canoe and he started flailing. The canoe started rocking back and forth with the help of the waves and Xander and Spike. So much that they capsized the canoe.

Xander yelped when his head emerge from the water. "Fuck! Cold!"

Spike shook his head, his hair already curling before he flipped the canoe back over. He then helped Xander back in who was shivering like crazy. "Sorry about that, Xan," Spike said as he pulled himself into the canoe. "You just looked so yummy. Are you all right?"

"Yeah, I'm good," Xander replied as he rubbed the back of his head. "I don't think a canoe is a great place for us trying to have sex though."

Spike pouted. "But I like having sex with you."

Xander laughed. "I like having sex with you too." His teeth chattered. "I think we should get back to shore."

"Sure, Xan." Spike started to paddle them back to the beach. "I don't want you to get phenomena. We'll get you into the shower."

Xander sneezed. "Yeah, a shower sounds good." He looked at Spike. "Maybe we can have shower sex?"

Spike started paddling faster.

The End