Yugi was looking forward to kicking back and drinking a couple of Wudbuisers with his good friends. The problem was that his friends ditched him for opening night of Pooldog: Mutt-throat. After the dog played poker last year, Tea and Joey were on the edge of their seat waiting to see how the dog would become victorious this year and warm all the children's hearts. Yugi had to go bar-hopping alone.
"Why don't they like me, Yami? I only have you, only you care for me," Yugi moaned. The hot sixteen-year-old blonde across the street distracted Yami.
"What? You were ignored by your friends again?" Yami replied, still staring at the blonde. "More beer for us!" Yugi drank enough beer for two people at the next bar, and then stumbled drunkenly out the door.
"Hey, Yugi! Damn it, I want to duel!" Rex Raptor exclaimed, wearing a tailcoat with a pink cummerbund. "I gotta reclaim my honor for all the five-billion times I was treated like a sucker and got beaten." Yugi was too drunk to comment that only seven-year-olds think dinosaurs are cool, that's why Rex lost. He wasn't a sucker, he was an idiot.
"I'gree, lez duel," Yugi replied. As Yugi dueled, somehow the duel ended up in the shadow realm and due to Yami's intoxication and infatuation with the blonde girl across the street, he moved into the girl, a better, brighter, hotter body. Yugi fell asleep on the sidewalk and woke up in a pile of vomit, next to a sketchy homeless old man; after a few moments of waking up, he realized that was his grandpa picking him up.