A.N. : This songfic was thought up by Kore-of-Myth, sylphxpression, and me in less than thirty minutes. Not too shabby for that timeframe, eh?

Disclaimer: None of the authors own Labyrinth. This was made up for fun. Don't sue us.

My name is Jareth you see

I am the goblin King

I once stole a kid named Toby

And tried to give his sister a ring.

It didn't turn out well

She went and took him back

Now let me tell

you, that all I want to wear is black

My heart is broken

It now weeps tears

Whatever is spoken

brings back her cruel jeers.

She tried to kill the monsters

That within me hide

But evil monsters will not leave

Their wicked Master's side.

If courage has its hidden fears

Why do so many dare

To try and fight their awful fates?

As the girl said, it's not fair.

So now I only live to pursue

That tempting, creamy girl

I will win her love so fresh and new

And have her wrapped around my finger like a curl!

But what's this?

She has no power over me?

Alas! Oh her wretched bliss

For me, is misery.

A girl holds my heart,

Too tight to ever let go

She takes it along as she walks away,

Only she doesn't know.

If only she would set me free

And let my dreams soar high

Her love within my memory

Until the day I die.

Oh Sarah! Light of my life!

Don't go and leave me here

Among this world of strife!

For the goblins must strike fear

In all creatures they meet

They jabber and jostle and jump

Everywhere, stamping their green feet

And then shake their little rumps

Oh, fate is more cruel,

Than the heart in her eyes,

Though the Labyrinth I rule,

My pain I can't disguise!

Beaten, battered, bruised

I think of good and bad

Of how I have been used

And of the love we never had.