A/N: Hehe... hi, I am actually alive... I shan't bother with excuses for other things because then I could be here for hours, but this is a little something-something that's just been thrown together in the space of twenty minutes. Enjoy!

Summary: Spencer watches as Bryan and Tala argue over something totally ridiculous, and as Kai only groans, Spencer has to wonder as to how the hell the three best friends ever got through life.

And Spencer Watches

Spencer watches in utter amusement as Kai groans in annoyance and slides as far down as possible in the stool he is sitting on. The two Russians on either side of him pay no heed as they continue to argue over what is possibly one of the stupidest topics Spencer has ever heard them argue about – and that's saying something.

Bryan's moonlight-coloured eyes are dancing with mischief as he leans his elbows back on the bench, directing his attention towards Kai and ignoring his captain, further riling up the redhead.

And Spencer finds that all he can do is sigh as Tala threatens Bryan with chores, knowing that the falcon will shy away from them thanks to his lazy attitude. However, Tala is captain, and both Bryan and Spencer realise that the wolf can make Bryan do the chores.

Bryan hesitates and both Spencer and Kai are hopeful, praying that they'll drop the subject, but Bryan decides to push his luck and carries on.

'I don't see why the hell we can't take Kai to a strip club for his birthday.'

'For Christ's sake, Bryan! He's only turning 16!'

'And the problem is...?'

'...please tell me you're kidding.'

Bryan smirks and Tala looks as though he is about to whimper, but Spencer knows he won't and as expected, the redhead instead growls.

Kai has finally had enough and decides to butt in.

'None of you realise that I'm old enough to make my own decisions, right?'

But he is drowned out as the two continue and insults are passed.

Then, if possible, something even more amusing happens and Spencer wonders how the hell the three best friends ever managed to get through life.

'Yeah? Well, you're – hey Tals, what time is that show on?'

'Eight-thirty, why?'

'Awesome, five minutes, let's get ready.'

'I'll get snacks!'

And after getting everything they need, the three drop down on the carpet, munching away as the show starts and Spencer just shakes his head incredulously.

Half an hour later, the show is finished and the three are asleep, laying in the strangest of formations. Spencer tries to make sense of the strange triangle, what with Kai's head on Tala's stomach, Tala's head on Bryan's stomach and Bryan's head on Kai's stomach.

Spencer grabs a blanket and then stands next to the three, wondering just how to put it over them, and in the end, just randomly drapes it over their bodies then heads to bed. Because he knows that, somehow they will shift so that their heads are free and their feet are covered.

And when Spencer joins everyone the next morning, it only takes one look at Ian's amused face to wonder what the hell they were arguing about now.

'So... why can't we take Kai to a strip club, again?'

'Fucking hell, Bryan! You are not taking him to a strip club!'

And Kai rolls his eyes in a way that says stop mothering me, Tala! as well as could you seriously get any stupider, Bryan?

Then both Tala and Bryan voice these thoughts, and Kai drops his head to his hands with a defeated sigh as they start again.