Okay, I was listening to Achmed's song 'Jingle Bombs' and I just had to write this! The words just popped into my head and it took about 10 minutes to figure this out! It might suck but this was just for fun.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!
Jiraiya's Jingle Bells
Jumping through the trees
To the village of Konoha
I got a pervy plan
For the ladies at the spa
I got a telescope
And my paper and pencil too
Researching naked women is what I like to do!
OH! Per-ver-ted! Per-ver-ted!
That's what I am you see
I like to peep inside places
That will make me giggle in glee
OH! Per-ver-ted! Per-ver-ted!
That's what I am you see
I like to peep inside places
That will make me giggle in glee
Not only do my books
Give me a lot of wealth
I can spy on women
With my awesome stealth!
I get a lot of trouble
From Tsunade and her friend
They always seem to catch me, time and time again!
OH! Per-ver-ted! Per-ver-ted!
That's what I am you see
I like to peep inside places
That will make me giggle in glee
OH! Per-ver-ted! Per-ver-ted!
That's what I am you see
I like to peep inside places
That will make me giggle in glee!