Family Guy: OC Showcase
OC Showcase: Emily Oldman
In the Modeling Agency building, we see Amy, Helena and Emily working together on some dresses.
"Thank you so much for inviting me to work, Aunt Helena" Emily thanked "I always wanted to be a fashion designer. But, of course...my father"
"Don't worry, Emily" Helena said "You know we'll support you on everything"
"Besides, it's really good spending time with my BCFF!" Amy exclaimed.
"Best Cousin Friend Forever!" Emily said.
Then two girls came out from the elevator: Gina and Jasmine, Connie's former friends and Emily's current friends.
"Wow, so this is the place Emily never shuts up about?" Gina asked, impressed.
"It looks like a pink Apple store" Jasmine answered.
"Huh, what are you doing here?" Helena asked "Did you young ladies make an appointment?"
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I invited my friends here" Emily said "Don you mind?"
"I don't know..." Helena said.
"We won't make any noise, we promise" Gina said.
"Whoa, look at these shoes!" Jasmine said, starring at the shoes with fake sapphires "These are the best looking shoes EVER!"
"Okay, promise broken" Gina said.
"You're not mad at them, because they used to work with...?" Emily said.
"NOPE!" Amy answered, happily "A friend of my BCFF is a friend of mine!"
"Don't worry, we're not longer Connie's friends" Gina said "She prefers spending time with his boyfriend angel"
"I'd wish I have an boyfriend angel!" Jasmine said with a dreaming tone "How did she get one?"
"Oh, that's easy, you just need a regular boyfriend to cheat on" Amy said, starting to explain this over-complicated and disturbing...thing "Then try to commit a suicide, so he can come to save you! Then, if you're lucky, a bum with gun will appear to shoot him, so he can go to Limbo to become a Gladiator Angel and eventually a Guardian Angel. Then find something similar to the Holy Grail to revive him, because Connie already used the grail to revive Matthew. If you're lucky, you won't get smashed by an evil dragon. Any questions?"
Everyone had a WTF face.
"Second thought: I don't want a boyfriend angel" Jasmine said.
"That's fine, you get pregnant with him just kissing you" Amy said.
"Could we stop on talking about boyfriends and angels and instead focusing on my fashion project?" Emily asked.
"You have a project?" Helena asked.
"I call it: 'the Four Seasons'" Emily answered, showing a poster where it features four different dresses "A fashion show that exhibits four dresses designed by me. Each dress representing each season: Autumn, Winter, Spring and Summer. In fact, that's why I call you: to be my models for my fashion show!"
"OH MY GOD, REALLY?!" Amy and Jasmine asked, really excited.
"Meh, what the hell, I have nothing to do" Gina answered.
"Gina will be Autumn, Jasmine will be Winter, Amy will be Spring and my aunt will be Summer!" Emily explained.
"Wait, when you're gonna do that?" Helena asked.
"Next Saturday" Emily answered.
"Oh, I can't, I'll be...busy" Helena said.
"On what?" Emily asked.
"I just can't, okay?" Helena asked "Why don't you ask your brother since he likes crossdressing?"
"That's a good idea!" Amy said, taking out her cellphone "I'm gonna call him!
"Wait, you're brother is a transvestite?" Jasmine asked.
"No wonder why Connie stopped being interested on him" Gina answered.
In the Walker's apartment; Eddie was packing his stuff for some reason until he was called by Amy.
"Hello?" Eddie asked as line divided the screen.
"Hi, bro!" Amy greeted "Are you busy?"
"Well, I'm packing my stuff to get ready to move out with the Griffins since I'm marrying Meg" Eddie answered "Also, Dad is with Mr. Griffin right now"
Flashback
Peter and Frank were wearing tracksuits and they were riding motorcycles on the cliff of a mountain.
"I don't know if I want to do this, Peter" Frank said.
"You'll be fine, don't be a wuss" Peter said.
But in the bottom of the cliff there's snakes, toxic wastes, bears, tigers...and Andy Dick.
"Yoo-hoo, boys!" Andy Dick greeted.
Flashback's end
The girls were waiting for Eddie until he showed up, dressed like Emma.
"Emma's back!" Eddie/Emma greeted.
"HI, SIS'!" Amy greeted, hugging him/her.
"Is that...Eddie?" Jasmine asked.
"I'm impressed and disturbed at the same time" Gina answered.
"Thank goodness you're here, Emma" Emily said, bringing the dresses for her fashion show "Now, everybody take off your clothes to try on these dresses"
"All right!" Eddie/Emma, taking off his/her dress, revealing his/her pink bra and panties.
"Hey, what the hell are you doing?!" Gina asked, angrily.
"Yeah, even though you look disturbingly like a girl, that doesn't give you the right to see us naked!" Jasmine said.
"Come on, guys!" Amy said, already in her undies "We always undress together!"
"You're not helping at all!" Gina said.
"Great, now I won't sleep well tonight" Jasmine said.
"Hmm...something's missing" Emily said "Oh, right! A musical montage!"
She turned on the stereo to play a song. They all worked out to get ready for the fashion show. They did exercise, they avoided eating sweet threats (much for Amy's disappointment), they took posing classes, they took...boxing? Yeah, boxing, why the f*ck not? And looking for the best underwear they're gonna wear, even Eddie being indecisive if wearing a bigger pair of breast forms. Everything happened
Emily:
We'll be the toast of the town, we are on the go
We're the type of people, all the people, all the people should know
We'll be the one to watch, we are in the flow
We're the type of people, all the people, all the people should know
Emily:
We are so fabulous as fabulous can be
Making my mark, making your mark in high society
We're the belle of the ball, the star of the show, yeah
We're the type of people, all the people, all the people should know
Emily:
See how they hang on every word that we speak
Our approving glance is what they all see
We're the creme de la creme, not just another Jane Doe
We're the type of people, all the people, all the people should know
All:
At a runway, we're gonna walk
All the people, about us they're gonna talk
We're the creme de la creme, not just another Jane Doe, yeah
We're the type of people, all the people, all the people should know
The song ended with all the four girls and Eddie posing.
"What was all that?" Gina asked, confused.
Meanwhile, in the S.W.O.R.D.'s newest secret base; Helena was talking with 'D'.
"Why did you call me, sir?" Helena asked "Today was suppose to be my niece's fashion show"
"Agent Star, something very dangerous happened" 'D' answered.
"What is it?" Helena asked.
'D' turned on the monitors to show the security cameras' recording, showing one of the scientists locking up the Indigo Star. But he got affected by it and he went to a rampage, attacking everybody around and destroying one of the cameras.
"Did he escape?" Helena asked.
"I'm afraid he did" 'D' answered "It's possible the power of Draggoroy has been transferred to the Indigo Star and part of his mind and power was transferred to the scientist"
"What is he going to...? On no!" Helena screamed of horror.
"What's wrong?" 'D' asked.
"Draggoroy wants revenge against my son and his friends!" Helena said "We gotta stop him!"
"Agent, your son can handle this" 'D' said, turning on the screen to show Eddie's agent profile "He's an official agent: Captain Flame Knight. Aside of Agent Everett, he's the second strongest and manliest person I've ever met..."
In the fashion show; all the girls and Eddie/Emma (they're all in their underwear) were getting ready for the show.
"Damn it, I got the wrong color nail polish!" Eddie/Emma cursed "I gotta start all over again"
"Seriously, we could choose ANY girl we know" Gina said.
"Yeah, but the author LOVES feminizing his main OC!" Amy explained.
"Is the author a transvestite or what?" Jasmine asked.
"He prefers the term 'straight crossdresser', but close enough" Amy answered.
Then Emily came in with a magazine.
"Guys, I found out the CEO of the fashion magazine 'Le New Elegance', Pierre Dujardin is coming!" Emily said, showing the cover of the magazine: a black haired handsome man with a dyed blonde forelock.
"Good god, he looks like a skunk!" Gina complained.
"GASP! How dare you to insult one of the most important people in the world of fashion?!" Emily scolded "If he's not pleased with my show...gasp...my career will be over before it begins..."
"Emily, you worked hard on this show" Eddie/Emma said.
"I'm pretty sure he's gonna LOVE IT!" Amy said.
"Thank you, guys" Emily thanked, brimming a tear and she hugged her cousins "You're the only family I have"
"You know, even if Emily's family is unusually weird, they're really sweet" Jasmine commented.
"Good point, even sweeter than that pop tart I had for breakfast this morning" Gina commented.
Flashback
Gina looked at a pop tart package that says 'The Greatest Pop Tarts Ever!'. She opened it one, put it in the toaster and after one minute. She ate it and...
*BOOOOM*
She flew away to space where she turned herself into a 8-bit cat with a pop tart body and leaving a rainbow track all over the space while 8-bit pop music in a loop is played background.
Flashback's end
Ladies and Gentlemen! Quahog proudly presents 'The Four Seasons!' Presenting the four most spectacular dresses of this year! Please, a big applause to our wonderful host: Emily Oldman!
Emily came out, wearing an elegant black dress with a white sash. She was looking pretty nervous when she realized Pierre Dujardin is on the first row.
"Thank you and welcome to my show" Emily said, trying to sound important "Fashion, isn't just the definition of clothing style, it's also an art to make people feel valuable. And with that said, I present you the Four Seasons!"
As the instrumental version of 'Colors of the Wind' was playing; Gina came out wearing a yellow dress, decorated with orange and brown leaves and sticks.
"The first Season is Autumn, the leaves and sticks represents the end of a life, the leftovers of something old, kinda like the leftovers of a Thanksgiving dinner, get it? Emily asked, expecting the people to laugh, but nobody laughed "Sorry..."
The music was changed to 'Let It Go' as Jasmine appeared wearing a blue dress with a white cape and decorated with snowflakes.
"The next Season is Winter, when weather changes to cold and the clouds turned grey, you know what that means: Winter is coming" Emily said, once again, nobody laughs "I guess you guys never saw Game of Thrones"
The music changed to 'The Best Night Ever' as Amy came out wearing a dress that resembles Fluttershy's dress from the Grand Galloping Gala.
"The Spring has arrived and everything is blossoming: the flowers, the trees and even the animals. At least we don't have Spring Breakers like the guys from Jersey Shore!" Emily said until she realized what she said and she hit herself with the microphone "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!"
In the backstage, it was Eddie/Emma's turn as we see the brainwashed scientist up there with an evil and possessed face.
"Ugh...finally, the final season: SUMMER!" Emily exclaimed.
As the soundtrack from The Hunger Games is played, Eddie/Emma came out, wearing a red, yellow and white dress that looks like flames.
"Strong, passionate, it rises like the phoenix and it's powerful like a dragon's fire breath!" Emily said as she covered the microphone "No, I won't make any jokes"
But then the scientist appeared on stage.
"What the hell?!" Eddie/Emma asked "Who the hell are you?
"Don't you remember me...Walker?" the scientist asked.
"Uh...I don't know, a former science teacher?" Eddie/Emma asked.
But he took out a dagger and tried to stab him/her. He only manages to cut off a string of the dress. But Eddie/Emma decided to fight him, leading to a kick-ass fight that the crowd was impressed, even Pierre.
"HEY! LET MY COUSIN ALONE!" Emily shouted, giving a flying kick to the scientist, leaving him unconscious.
After that, the whole crowd cheered for that fight.
"Oh my god, they love us!" Jasmine cheered.
"We're freaking rule, bitch!" Gina cheered.
"Hey, thanks for the help, Emily'" Eddie/Emma thanked.
"Yeah, this fashion was awesome" Amy said.
"That part I'll decide it by myself" Pierre said, getting on stage
"Oh, Monsieur Dujardin!" Emily exclaimed "It's a honor to meet you. I hope you enjoyed our fashion show.
"Let me see the models" Pierre said as he looked at Amy "Filthy!" he looked at Gina "Blows!" he looked at Jasmine "I don't even like Frozen!"
"Hey, how dare you...?!" Eddie/Emma asked.
"But YOU!" Pierre said, looking at Eddie/Emma "You were fabulous! You were the only good thing of the show!" But he noticed that the dress with the broken string revealed Eddie/Emma's bra supported by breast forms "Wait..." He stripped off Eddie/Emma's wig "You're not even a woman! You're a FRAUD! This whole show was a load of crap! Follow my advise and reconsider your career, young lady"
"Hey, we worked hard for this, how DARE you to insult my friends and family?!" Emily asked "You know what? I don't need your opinion to become a great designer! Oh, and by the way: you look like a skunk!"
"A skunk?" Pierre asked, taking out a mirror to look at himself "HOLY BEAUTY! I AM! I need to fix it!"
He leaves the place.
"You're really cool, Emily" Eddie said.
"What can I say? I'm fabulous!" Emily said, smiling and winking to the camera.
End of the Chapter