GOB: YAY!!! A new fic from me and this time it's humor!!! This is
completely based on an msn conversation I had with Lychee Fairy.
Kai: You mean that annoying twit who took a stupid 'Which Beyblade Character Are You?' quiz and came up as the pervert Enrique?
GOB: KAI!!!!!!!!! JADE IS NOT LIKE ENRIQUE!!!!!! THE TEST LIED FOR HER BUT TOLD THE TRUTH FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai: Who did you get?
GOB: You: ^_^
Kai: O.o Whatever... GOB doesn't own Beyblade...
GOB: What?
Kai: How the hell could you turn up as me....
GOB: FATE!!!!!!!
Kai: ..............
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NOTE:*** This will just be a collection of very short stories that bash everybody! BUT KAI!!!!!!!!!!! NONONONONONO KAI BASHING!!!!!!!***
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***TYSON AND DRAGOON***
One day Dragoon got sick and tired of Tyson and decided to run away. He packed all his stuff up, and floated to the nearest highway, where he tried to hitchhike. Unfortunately, he was floating there when all of a sudden, he jumped onto the road and got run over with a truck. He did this because Tyson's stupidity rubbed off on him. He died and no one really cared.
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***RAY AND DRIGGER***
One day, Ray was walking on a mountainside. When he suddenly say a huge, white mouse. Ray decide he would chase the mouse. The mouse ran over a cliff, and Ray followed. Drigger just watched his master fall to his death, then shrugged and floated away. Drigger decided he would keep Dizzi company in Kenny's laptop. After a while though he got bored and started to hack into the World Bank and started spending all the money in there on fish. He lived happily.
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***MAX AND DRACIEL***
One day, Max found sugar and went on a major sugar high. He just suddenly become a total and complete tree hugger and decided to set all the animals free. Once he let the zoo animals free, and the pets in pet shops free, and the pets in peoples homes free, he decided to set Draciel free into the ocean. Unfortunately there was one problem... Draciel couldn't swim............
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***KENNY AND DIZZI***
A while after Drigger moved in with Dizzi, problems started happening. You see, after Drigger started hacking, he naturally got caught, and Dizzi and Kenny were taken away to a maximum security prison. Well, only Dizzi escaped and is now living as a refugee in a very rural part of Africa. She is doing tribal dances and singing the blues. Meanwhile, Drigger, still in the laptop, moved to Hawaii and is currently living happily on all the stolen money.
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***KEVIN AND HIS MONKEY-TYPE BITBEAST***
Well, Kevin decided to go to mourn the death of his friend Ray, only he forgets about it once he sees the circus is in town. Once he gets to the circus, he is mysteriously kidnapped by the circus manager and is forced to live out the rest of his days as Kevinni, the Midget Monkey Tamer, only his bitbeast had had enough and ran away to the wild of Africa, only to be caught and put into a zoo. He is now currently sitting in a cage.
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***MARIAH AND GALUX***
Mariah decide to go to wherever most of this story is taking place and to mourn the death of her loved one, Ray. But while she was at his tombstone, alien invaders kidnapped her and held her for ransom. They all agreed on leaving the demands with Galux. But nobody paid the ransom, because nobody cared, and Akira sold Galux for her fur. Akira didn't really care about the fur or the money. She just didn't care.
(Check my other fic for who Akira is)
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***JOHNNY AND SALAMOLION***(sp?)
One day, Johnny went to the park to play chess with the leader of his 'team', Robert. Unfortunately, he forgot which park he was supposed to meat Robert at. So he went to every park in the country. He got beaten up numerous times by numerous people, his hair mysteriously turned a bright, neon orange, he lost Salamolion. Salamolion was, in reality, with Drigger in Hawaii, living the good life. Johnny gave up looking for Robert and went home. As he passed the park by his house, he saw Robert. Johnny ran to greet him. Unfortunately, he was crushed by his house and all that remained were his ruby.... sneakers.
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***ROBERT AND... ROBERT!!!!!***
Robert... Well one day, Robert went to his couth barber to get a couth haircut on a couth day. Unfortunately for him, his barber moved to an uncouth area, the haircut was uncouth, and he forgot to change the day on his calendar, so it was an uncouth day. Robert, realizing this committed suicide... no one cared.
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***ENRIQUE AND SOME STRANGE GIRL***
Well, Enrique went out to the bar one night to see if he could pick up some ladies. When he got their, all the ladies were flocking around Kai, save for one girl, who immediately noticed Enrique and started flirting with him. Enrique couldn't see very well because he just got eye surgery and was still a little woozy. He started to talk with the girl and flirt. She asked him if he loved her, he said yes. She said prove it. He did. By giving her his bitbeast. She took it and 'accidentally' gave it to another girl, who gave it to Kai, who crushed it. Enrique started to get his sight back when the girl asked for a ride home. She drove his BMW as he chatted her up. Suddenly, she said "Bye pervert!", and jumped out of the car. Enrique fully regained his sight as he went over the cliff. The same cliff as Ray did.
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GOB: Well, what did you think? Should I do more characters? Please review ! And remember all bashing was done in fun! Bye Byes.
Kai: You mean that annoying twit who took a stupid 'Which Beyblade Character Are You?' quiz and came up as the pervert Enrique?
GOB: KAI!!!!!!!!! JADE IS NOT LIKE ENRIQUE!!!!!! THE TEST LIED FOR HER BUT TOLD THE TRUTH FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai: Who did you get?
GOB: You: ^_^
Kai: O.o Whatever... GOB doesn't own Beyblade...
GOB: What?
Kai: How the hell could you turn up as me....
GOB: FATE!!!!!!!
Kai: ..............
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NOTE:*** This will just be a collection of very short stories that bash everybody! BUT KAI!!!!!!!!!!! NONONONONONO KAI BASHING!!!!!!!***
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***TYSON AND DRAGOON***
One day Dragoon got sick and tired of Tyson and decided to run away. He packed all his stuff up, and floated to the nearest highway, where he tried to hitchhike. Unfortunately, he was floating there when all of a sudden, he jumped onto the road and got run over with a truck. He did this because Tyson's stupidity rubbed off on him. He died and no one really cared.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
***RAY AND DRIGGER***
One day, Ray was walking on a mountainside. When he suddenly say a huge, white mouse. Ray decide he would chase the mouse. The mouse ran over a cliff, and Ray followed. Drigger just watched his master fall to his death, then shrugged and floated away. Drigger decided he would keep Dizzi company in Kenny's laptop. After a while though he got bored and started to hack into the World Bank and started spending all the money in there on fish. He lived happily.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
***MAX AND DRACIEL***
One day, Max found sugar and went on a major sugar high. He just suddenly become a total and complete tree hugger and decided to set all the animals free. Once he let the zoo animals free, and the pets in pet shops free, and the pets in peoples homes free, he decided to set Draciel free into the ocean. Unfortunately there was one problem... Draciel couldn't swim............
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
***KENNY AND DIZZI***
A while after Drigger moved in with Dizzi, problems started happening. You see, after Drigger started hacking, he naturally got caught, and Dizzi and Kenny were taken away to a maximum security prison. Well, only Dizzi escaped and is now living as a refugee in a very rural part of Africa. She is doing tribal dances and singing the blues. Meanwhile, Drigger, still in the laptop, moved to Hawaii and is currently living happily on all the stolen money.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
***KEVIN AND HIS MONKEY-TYPE BITBEAST***
Well, Kevin decided to go to mourn the death of his friend Ray, only he forgets about it once he sees the circus is in town. Once he gets to the circus, he is mysteriously kidnapped by the circus manager and is forced to live out the rest of his days as Kevinni, the Midget Monkey Tamer, only his bitbeast had had enough and ran away to the wild of Africa, only to be caught and put into a zoo. He is now currently sitting in a cage.
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***MARIAH AND GALUX***
Mariah decide to go to wherever most of this story is taking place and to mourn the death of her loved one, Ray. But while she was at his tombstone, alien invaders kidnapped her and held her for ransom. They all agreed on leaving the demands with Galux. But nobody paid the ransom, because nobody cared, and Akira sold Galux for her fur. Akira didn't really care about the fur or the money. She just didn't care.
(Check my other fic for who Akira is)
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***JOHNNY AND SALAMOLION***(sp?)
One day, Johnny went to the park to play chess with the leader of his 'team', Robert. Unfortunately, he forgot which park he was supposed to meat Robert at. So he went to every park in the country. He got beaten up numerous times by numerous people, his hair mysteriously turned a bright, neon orange, he lost Salamolion. Salamolion was, in reality, with Drigger in Hawaii, living the good life. Johnny gave up looking for Robert and went home. As he passed the park by his house, he saw Robert. Johnny ran to greet him. Unfortunately, he was crushed by his house and all that remained were his ruby.... sneakers.
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***ROBERT AND... ROBERT!!!!!***
Robert... Well one day, Robert went to his couth barber to get a couth haircut on a couth day. Unfortunately for him, his barber moved to an uncouth area, the haircut was uncouth, and he forgot to change the day on his calendar, so it was an uncouth day. Robert, realizing this committed suicide... no one cared.
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***ENRIQUE AND SOME STRANGE GIRL***
Well, Enrique went out to the bar one night to see if he could pick up some ladies. When he got their, all the ladies were flocking around Kai, save for one girl, who immediately noticed Enrique and started flirting with him. Enrique couldn't see very well because he just got eye surgery and was still a little woozy. He started to talk with the girl and flirt. She asked him if he loved her, he said yes. She said prove it. He did. By giving her his bitbeast. She took it and 'accidentally' gave it to another girl, who gave it to Kai, who crushed it. Enrique started to get his sight back when the girl asked for a ride home. She drove his BMW as he chatted her up. Suddenly, she said "Bye pervert!", and jumped out of the car. Enrique fully regained his sight as he went over the cliff. The same cliff as Ray did.
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GOB: Well, what did you think? Should I do more characters? Please review ! And remember all bashing was done in fun! Bye Byes.