Title: Final Fantasy 7 Interviews
Author: *Hikaru* and Zell Bondage Girl
Subject: Final Fantasy 7
E-mail Address: H- Hikaru_Rayearth@Hotmail.Com, ZBG- Zell-Bondage-Girl@Another.Com
A Note From the Authors:
H {*Hikaru}: We just never learn, do we?
ZBG {Zell Bondage Girl}: Nope.
H: Hehehe.
ZBG: This is yet another attempt at humour from us two deranged little girls!
H: Yupyup, this one is entitled "Final Fantasy 7 Interviews".
ZBG: Same thing as in our "Final Fantasy 8 Interviews", we just basically take the cast of FF7, ask them stupid questions, shock them with electricity, and make them listen to the theme to Pokemon repeatedly.
H: o.0
ZBG: We're not nice people..
H: No, we're not..
ZBG: But it's funny.
H: To us anyway.
ZBG: Hehehe. Okay, here's the first thrilling **Coughcough"Boring"Coughcough** chapter to "FF7 Interviews"!
H: Read and Enjoy!
ZBG: And don't forget to review it after you're done!
H: Yeah! :)
Chapter One: Interviewing Sephiroth
H: Hello! And welcome to the first ever episode of Final Fantasy 7 Interviews!
ZBG: Yeah! Since we sucked so bad in our FF8 interviews, we decided to interview the cast of FF7!
H: o.0
ZBG: Our guest for today is............uh-oh...
H: Duh-dum....
ZBG: Sephiroth.
H: Hello, Sephy.
S: It's Sephiroth.
ZBG: Okay, Sephy.
S:..................
H: Okay, let's start the inquistion! I mean.....erm.......questioning!!!
ZBG: Okay, first thing first, how do you feel about being screwed over and beaten by a bunch of punks that you probably coulda killed with your eyes closed?
S: Well, it's what they paid me to do. Although, Mother was very disappointed in me.
H: Mother?
S: Yes, Mother.
ZBG: Are we talking about your real mom, or Jenova?
S: What are you talking about?! Jenova IS my real mother!
H: No she's not.
S: She's not? You're lying! My mommy'd never lie to me!
ZBG puts her hand on Sephiroth's shoulder: I'm sorry, Sephy, but you're real mommy is Lucretia.
S: That old hag?!
H: If you think that's bad... just wait 'till you find out who your father is...
S: Daddy?
ZBG: Should we tell him?
H: I dunno.. how would you feel if you learned that Lucretia was your real mom and then *AHEM* was your real dad? Would you be able to handle it.
ZBG thinks about it: Nah, I'd prollaly kill myself.
H: Hmmmmmmmm..............
ZBG: Ah, fuck it! Let's tell him anyway!
H: 'Kay!
ZBG: Luke... Hojo's your fadda....
S: My name's not... HOJO?!
H nods.
S: OH MY GOD!!! THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING!!! HIS FOREHEAD ALMOST TAKES UP THE WHOLE SCREEN! I CAN'T BE RELATED TO THAT! EWWWWWWWW!
S vomits.
ZBG giggles.
H: Can we get someone in here to clean that up?
ZBG: Okay, next question. Do you have any... romantic feelings.. towards Aeris?
S: The Ancient?
H: Yeah.
S: I'm gay.
ZBG: Oh yeah, you are aren't you?
S jumps out of his chair and points to ZBG accusingly: And you're the one who made me that way!
H: ?
S: I was happily married to Aeris! I had kids! And then you have to go and write a fan fic that puts me with Strife and that little punk, Zach!
ZBG: o.0
H: But you guys make such a good couple!
S: My ass is sore from those two!!!
ZBG: Erm...
H: This is where we enter the "I really didn't want to know that" section of the show..
ZBG: Agreed!
H: Hurry... next question!
ZBG: Okay, okay.. um...lemme see... Oh yeah, is it true that you plan to take over Cephiro?
H whispers to ZBG: Hunny, this is FF7, not Magic Knight Rayearth...
ZBG blushes: Sorry. Um... Is it true that you plan to take over.. -checks and makes sure she's got it right this time- the world!?
S: Who told you that?
ZBG: A little birdy..
S: And does this little birdy have a name?
ZBG: Why, yes, it does.
S: And what's this little birdy's name?
H: Zellllll...................dooooooooonnnnnnn't.......
ZBG: Jenova.....oops....erm...I mean... POKEMON! IT'S ALL POKEMON'S FAULT! BLAME PIKACHU! DEATH TO PIKACHU! PIKA PIKA!
H: -Anime sweatdrops-
S: My mommy.....told on me??
H: She's not your mommy, damn it!
S: Mommy....... Whhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenova comes out: Because, son, I'm in love.
H: Oi?
ZBG: Ew?
S: With who?!
J: Barrett.
H&ZBG: O.O
J: Yes, that's right, I said Barrett.
S: EW!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO! MOMMY NO!!!!!!!! -Runs off crying-
H: Well....um... things didn't exactly go as planned...
ZBG: Didn't get to shock anyone...
H: Yeah.. and we're outta time...
ZBG: -Sniffles-
H&ZBG look at Jenova and get an idea. Jenova slowly backs away towards the door. ZBG grabs her.
H: Thank you for tuning in! Come back next time!!!
-Screen fades out to Jenova's screams and Pokemon theme... hey... that rhymed!!!-
* H: Sad.
ZBG: Pitiful
H: Oh well.
ZBG: Let us know who you want interviewed! What questions you want asked!
H: And remember to check out the next chapter to see who will be subjected to us psycho's next!
*
*This ficcie belongs to H and ZBG. FF7 is property of Squaresoft. The name Hikaru is property of Magic Knight Rayearth, and so is Cephiro. We don't know who owns Pokemon, but we feel for ya, man. H belongs to Terry Goodkind and ZBG still belongs to Grant. You all were traded by Terry Goodkind back over to us for 1.00 {Aw, you know you're worth at least 1.50! :) }*
Author: *Hikaru* and Zell Bondage Girl
Subject: Final Fantasy 7
E-mail Address: H- Hikaru_Rayearth@Hotmail.Com, ZBG- Zell-Bondage-Girl@Another.Com
A Note From the Authors:
H {*Hikaru}: We just never learn, do we?
ZBG {Zell Bondage Girl}: Nope.
H: Hehehe.
ZBG: This is yet another attempt at humour from us two deranged little girls!
H: Yupyup, this one is entitled "Final Fantasy 7 Interviews".
ZBG: Same thing as in our "Final Fantasy 8 Interviews", we just basically take the cast of FF7, ask them stupid questions, shock them with electricity, and make them listen to the theme to Pokemon repeatedly.
H: o.0
ZBG: We're not nice people..
H: No, we're not..
ZBG: But it's funny.
H: To us anyway.
ZBG: Hehehe. Okay, here's the first thrilling **Coughcough"Boring"Coughcough** chapter to "FF7 Interviews"!
H: Read and Enjoy!
ZBG: And don't forget to review it after you're done!
H: Yeah! :)
Chapter One: Interviewing Sephiroth
H: Hello! And welcome to the first ever episode of Final Fantasy 7 Interviews!
ZBG: Yeah! Since we sucked so bad in our FF8 interviews, we decided to interview the cast of FF7!
H: o.0
ZBG: Our guest for today is............uh-oh...
H: Duh-dum....
ZBG: Sephiroth.
H: Hello, Sephy.
S: It's Sephiroth.
ZBG: Okay, Sephy.
S:..................
H: Okay, let's start the inquistion! I mean.....erm.......questioning!!!
ZBG: Okay, first thing first, how do you feel about being screwed over and beaten by a bunch of punks that you probably coulda killed with your eyes closed?
S: Well, it's what they paid me to do. Although, Mother was very disappointed in me.
H: Mother?
S: Yes, Mother.
ZBG: Are we talking about your real mom, or Jenova?
S: What are you talking about?! Jenova IS my real mother!
H: No she's not.
S: She's not? You're lying! My mommy'd never lie to me!
ZBG puts her hand on Sephiroth's shoulder: I'm sorry, Sephy, but you're real mommy is Lucretia.
S: That old hag?!
H: If you think that's bad... just wait 'till you find out who your father is...
S: Daddy?
ZBG: Should we tell him?
H: I dunno.. how would you feel if you learned that Lucretia was your real mom and then *AHEM* was your real dad? Would you be able to handle it.
ZBG thinks about it: Nah, I'd prollaly kill myself.
H: Hmmmmmmmm..............
ZBG: Ah, fuck it! Let's tell him anyway!
H: 'Kay!
ZBG: Luke... Hojo's your fadda....
S: My name's not... HOJO?!
H nods.
S: OH MY GOD!!! THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING!!! HIS FOREHEAD ALMOST TAKES UP THE WHOLE SCREEN! I CAN'T BE RELATED TO THAT! EWWWWWWWW!
S vomits.
ZBG giggles.
H: Can we get someone in here to clean that up?
ZBG: Okay, next question. Do you have any... romantic feelings.. towards Aeris?
S: The Ancient?
H: Yeah.
S: I'm gay.
ZBG: Oh yeah, you are aren't you?
S jumps out of his chair and points to ZBG accusingly: And you're the one who made me that way!
H: ?
S: I was happily married to Aeris! I had kids! And then you have to go and write a fan fic that puts me with Strife and that little punk, Zach!
ZBG: o.0
H: But you guys make such a good couple!
S: My ass is sore from those two!!!
ZBG: Erm...
H: This is where we enter the "I really didn't want to know that" section of the show..
ZBG: Agreed!
H: Hurry... next question!
ZBG: Okay, okay.. um...lemme see... Oh yeah, is it true that you plan to take over Cephiro?
H whispers to ZBG: Hunny, this is FF7, not Magic Knight Rayearth...
ZBG blushes: Sorry. Um... Is it true that you plan to take over.. -checks and makes sure she's got it right this time- the world!?
S: Who told you that?
ZBG: A little birdy..
S: And does this little birdy have a name?
ZBG: Why, yes, it does.
S: And what's this little birdy's name?
H: Zellllll...................dooooooooonnnnnnn't.......
ZBG: Jenova.....oops....erm...I mean... POKEMON! IT'S ALL POKEMON'S FAULT! BLAME PIKACHU! DEATH TO PIKACHU! PIKA PIKA!
H: -Anime sweatdrops-
S: My mommy.....told on me??
H: She's not your mommy, damn it!
S: Mommy....... Whhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenova comes out: Because, son, I'm in love.
H: Oi?
ZBG: Ew?
S: With who?!
J: Barrett.
H&ZBG: O.O
J: Yes, that's right, I said Barrett.
S: EW!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO! MOMMY NO!!!!!!!! -Runs off crying-
H: Well....um... things didn't exactly go as planned...
ZBG: Didn't get to shock anyone...
H: Yeah.. and we're outta time...
ZBG: -Sniffles-
H&ZBG look at Jenova and get an idea. Jenova slowly backs away towards the door. ZBG grabs her.
H: Thank you for tuning in! Come back next time!!!
-Screen fades out to Jenova's screams and Pokemon theme... hey... that rhymed!!!-
* H: Sad.
ZBG: Pitiful
H: Oh well.
ZBG: Let us know who you want interviewed! What questions you want asked!
H: And remember to check out the next chapter to see who will be subjected to us psycho's next!
*
*This ficcie belongs to H and ZBG. FF7 is property of Squaresoft. The name Hikaru is property of Magic Knight Rayearth, and so is Cephiro. We don't know who owns Pokemon, but we feel for ya, man. H belongs to Terry Goodkind and ZBG still belongs to Grant. You all were traded by Terry Goodkind back over to us for 1.00 {Aw, you know you're worth at least 1.50! :) }*