Title: So, Granger
Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy
Notes: So, yeah, first oneshot. Enjoy x
Malfoy,
I can't exactly say I'm happy you're Head Boy, but there's nothing I can do about it, can I? Anyways, Dumbledore's said we need to discuss the plans for the Ball that's suddenly cropped up as well as some of the Prefect schedules. I hope you're not planning on slacking off this year because I will report you to Professor Dumbledore.
Hermione.
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Granger,
You're head girl? My father will hear about this! I can't believe they're letting filth like you into the castle; it's completely unfair and my father will hear about this. Report me to Dumby and once again, my father WILL hear about it.
And really? Prefect schedules? And a Ball? Ugh.
Draco
PS- we have to share a bathroom.
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Malfoy,
Yes, I am Head Girl. Idiot.
And I love how much you rely on your father's protection.
YES MALFOY AND YOU WILL BE HELPING ME ORGANISE THEM OR SO HELP ME, I WILL GO TO DUMBLEDORE.
Hermione.
PS- WHAT NO WAY THAT'S SO DISGUSTING AND IT'S YOU OF ALL PEOPLE
Excuse me while I go throw up.
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Granger,
I know we're at school but the thing is I don't want to waste my time talking to filth so yep. My father is important and he loves me. I tell him all my troubles okay? I'm a sensitive guy with family problems. Merlin. And you call me a bully.
Draco
PS- Yes, I know. You think I'm happy about it? I threw a tantrum and my father bought me a new broom.
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Malfoy,
How dare you abuse your power by docking unnecessary points from Hufflepuff? I'm so reporting you. I honestly thought you had changed, Malfoy. I'm so disappointed. And asking that poor boy why he was in Slytherin? God, Malfoy, you can't just ask people why they're in Slytherin. It just doesn't happen, okay?
Yeah, you're a bully, as the above examples explain.
Hermione.
PS- wow you're such a Daddy's boy it's slightly adorable
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Granger,
First off, what the hell is a Hufflepuff? Never heard of them.
If you report me my father will hear of it. So don't.
He was such a wimp! You have no idea! It's ridiculous what a wimp he was! How dare he defile the noble house of Salazar Slytherin, full of noble purebloods such as myself?
I am so not a bully.
Draco
PS- Granger, you did not just call me adorable.
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Malfoy,
…I have nothing to say to you.
PS- so what if I did?
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So, Granger,
You want me to accompany you to Hogsmeade? You know, just because Potty and Weasel always act like pricks. You know. The like. You know.
Draco
PS- Oh, nothing, you know.
PPS- I said 'you know' too many times. Sorry.
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Sure.
Hermione x
(And don't worry- it's kinda adorable. You know.)
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