One day, Peppa Pig was going to her friend Zoe Zebra's sleepover. She was very excited to go, mainly because her brat of a brother wouldn't come due to his ultimate tantrum over not being able to take Mr. Dinosaur.
When the sleepover started, everyone had gotten a drink from a pitcher of Lime Cola-Cola that Zoe had made from a random coca-cola freestyle she found one day. Except for the baby zebras, Zuzu and Zaza. So Peppa did something very savage.
Peppa peed in their cups.
Zuzu and Zaza weren't happy once they drank it. "YUCK!" they shouted in unison.
But Peppa force-fed the the pee, causing them to spit it out all over Zoe's face. Zoe cried like a brat, but got over it after about 1 second.
Peppa then decided to borrow a movie from Zoe.
"How about Secret Pleasures?" Zoe asked, pulling it out from the drawer. She wasn't aware it was her mother's, and that the movie was actually a porno.
So Peppa took the film, inserted it into the player, and began watching. Being a complete moron, she skipped to 51:08 in the movie.
On the screen, a hot chick was riding a man. Peppa saw bouncing boobies and heard her moaning. Peppa became very, very aroused.
"Ahhnnn..." she moaned, starting to jerk off heavily to the contents.
Zoe, Zuzu, Zaza, Suzy Sheep and Rebecca Rabbit noticed that Peppa was watching a porno. "Cool!" they shouted, as their crotches began spewing rivers.
Meanwhile...
Peppa's bratty brother, George, had somehow snuck out of his parent's house. He heard loud moaning noises coming from Zuzu and Zaza's house. Looking inside... the room was total heat.
Peppa was masturbating heavily to the TV, which still showed the aforementioned woman riding the man.
Everyone else was squirting rivers at the sight of the woman's bouncing breasts as she rode the man.
George decided to join in. He bended Zaza over, and began thrusting into her.
"YES!" Zaza screamed. Not only was she watching a woman get lucky, she was beginning to feel it too.
The sexytime continued for about a minute, until Zoe's annoying Japanese mom arrived. Uh oh.
She saw the porno, Peppa fapping, George screwing Zaza, and everyone else shooting waterfalls from their you-know-whats.
Zoe's mom was VERY shocked to see that! "ここでなにが起こっているのですか？" Zoe's mom screamed. (What is going on in here?!)
"Screw you, Mom." Zoe complained. "We have discovered what porn is, and we will do it for 1000 years."
"それからあなたわ１０００－年のまに根絶されました！" Zoe's mum screeched. (Then you are grounded for 1000 years!)
Zoe had enough of her annoying, strict mother. She took out a gun, and...
BLAM!
Mummy and Daddy Pig were going to pick up their children. They heard a gunshot and moaning from Zoe's bedroom. "Ooh baby, this feels so good..." Zaza was heard saying.
The two adult pigs decided to enter the house, and into Zoe's bedroom. It was total chaos.
A girl on the TV was still riding a man.
Peppa was masturbating so hard, she began to leak.
George was ramming into Zaza with all his might. "Ahhhhnnnn!" Zaza moaned.
Zuzu, Zoe, Rebecca and Suzy were shooting showers of semen.
Zoe's mom was laying on the floor, blood leaking from her head and nostrils.
"OH MY GOD!" they shouted in unison.
Zoe explained the whole thing to them. They sat there, with their eyes twitching.
Later, at Peppa's house...
Peppa and George had to lick the toilet clean as a punishment for turning the sleepover into a slutfest.
"I just wanted to watch a movie, but I saw this girl riding a man and I got horny!" Peppa pitifully whined.
"Here comes your final punishment ever." Daddy Pig said. He took out an AK-47, and...
BLAM! BLAM!
Peppa and George were dead. Blood leaked from their heads being shot.
Daddy and Mummy took the corpses to the local bacon factory, where they made bacon out of the two pigs.
In the real world...
"Nope. We're not making this episode real." Mark Baker said, slam-dunking the file into his computer's recycle bin.
Disclaimer: This is a pure joke, and is not meant to be taken seriously. I don't own Peppa Pig or Secret Pleasures.