KERORO GUNSO CHRONICLES – THE SAKUKU PLATOON
PROLOGUE
At the Gamma Planetary System, on a galaxy very far away from our planet, there is the 58th planet, Keron. On that moment, thousands of explosions were happening on the vast darkness, and giant ships were flying across it.
It was the last days of the One Month War. The military forces of Planet Keron, the keronians, were protecting their homeland from GREEN DEVIL (D.V), a paramilitary army of keronians who rebelled against their race in order to gain control of the planet for their own deeds. The decisive battle was being held just on the outskirts of Planet Keron. The keronians were foughting fiercely against the enemy, but they were on a great dissavantage against of them. Various of the main battleships, as well for much of the soldiers were destroyed or defeated, and only a few ones, which were leaded by main flagship, were resisting the massive attack of G.D forces.
OFFICER 1: The Main Cannon is charged at 20, Sir!
OFFICER 2: Sir! Our shields are on a very weak situation, we are not sure how much we can keep resisting!
General Kozeze, and old and experienced Keronian high-rank officier, was leading the flagship. He was inside on the command center, leading the army of keronians who were protecting the planet for it's inminent invasion. The officers inside the ship were obviously worried for the big advantage of the enemy, which was coming closer, as they were watching their advance on the giant screens.
GENERAL KOZEZE: Squadron 23 and 48, corner the enemy to both sides. We must protect the flagship at all cost if we want to give the fatal blow to the enemy. Repeat, corner the enemy on both sides now.
UNKNOW SOLDIER: Sir! Much of our mens have been decimated, we are not enough to corner them, is too much dangerous!
GENERAL KOZEZE: What?! Even two of our best squadrons have problems? This is not good...
Just after finishing speaking, the flagship was being shoot and the explosions caused strong movement onto the ship, making the General to fell on the floor.
OFFICERS: Whaaaaaaaa! with a comical expression of fear
OFFICER 1: Sir! There are enemies above us!
OFFICER 2: Oh no! I DONT WANT TO DIE ON THIS PLACE AHHHHHH!!
OFFICER 1: ...can you shut up? looking annoyed at Officer 2
GENERAL KOZEZE: So, he decided to come here all of this way as he was trying to get up
The damage was caused by a squadron of 6 soldiers of the G. D, which was leaded by the very same leader of the paramilitary group, Mudada. A skilled soldier, which was respected and feared by both allies and enemies. A green full grown keronian, he always wears a spiked helmet on his head, and his right eye was covered by a patch, with a thunder and a turned five pointed star as his emblem.
Mudada appears at the main screen of the Command Center, were he and his soldiers were attacking the flagship.
MUDADA: Hmph. Kozeze, I never believed you have sent just a bunch of rookies to stop me. Looks like the age is beginning to hurt you.
GENERAL KOZEZE: Argh. And
looks like you are as annoying as always, Mudada.
MUDADA: As for
this pile of junk, i'm going to make it as your grave...of course,
unless you give up to me
OFFICER 2: Whaaaaa! expression of fear, General maybe we should obey him Oo. I'm too young to die on a place like this.
OFFICER 1: knocks down OFFICER 2 on the floor, with a comical expression of anger Stop saying nonsense, moron
OFFICER 2: Uhhhh lying on the floor
GENERAL KOZEZE: while he was getting up after the big explosion N...no! Not while I still have some breath. I promised to gave my life to the protection of our peaceful world, and I will do it.
MUDADA: Dear god, when are you going to stop talk again like a self-helping booklet? I guess you want it the hard way then while he was charging his weapon to give the final blow to the flagship
Just when the things seemed to be finished, a giant shoot came from darkness and hit Mudada, who was sent some meters away from the place.
MUDADA: ARRGH!! with a very angry face. What the hell?! Who dares to shoot me!
Some of the soldiers of Mudada notice something strange coming from the space.
SOLDIER 1: Sir..we…we're seeing a guy there. What? No, there are 4!
MUDADA: What?! You worthless fools, I tought you finished them all! comical expression of frustration
SOLDIER 2: Hey, that was the duty of you to Soldier 1
SOLDIER 1: What?? Are you going to blame me now? I'm not sleeping all the day while everyone is doing the dirty job.
SOLDIER 2: THAT'S NOT TRUE! And stop teasing me.
MUDADA: to both soldiers AWWW SHUT UP!!
SOLDIERS: ...yes sir! :S pretty scared of their leader/
MUDADA: Huh?
A group of 6 keronian soldiers were coming closer to Mudada and his soldiers. They were colored in black, yellow, light maroon, purple, blue and orange, respectively. However, the darkness of space didn't showed their faces completely.
The orange one started to speak:
ORANGE KERONIAN: Rookies, you say? I think babbling about your victory so soon is not good for the luck, for not telling that you let your guard down.
The keronians inside the ship were watching.
GENERAL KOZEZE: Hehe…you fools, you got me very worried.
OFFICER 2: What. Uh, sir. Do you know them?
OFFICER 1: Is that the famous Red Roundel Platoon you were talking us the other day...
The general stayed silent, but with a confident look.
OFFICER 1: thinking God, i hate when he acts so mysteriously.
OFFICER 2: thinking I'm pretty scared O.o
Outside of the ship, the two groups were still talking.
MUDADA: Damn you?! Who the hell are you? Get on your own bussiness unless you would prefer to die!
The orange keronian shows himself finally. Pair of googles were covering his eyes, giving him a mysterious personality. His symbol was a some kind of red roundel.
SOLDIER 2: Ahhh! showing a very scared face, is him.
MUDADA: Huh? What do you mean with ''him''?
SOLDIER 1: He…he's a demon! :S Is the legendary Orange Comet.
MUDADA: Orange...what? Now what the heck are you saying?
SOLDIER 3: Is that guy...the one who destroyed an entire convoy alone...scared face Oh mommy...
MUDADA: Oh SHUT UP YOU COWARDS!! upset face that's just stupid stories from some fools, I will show you now that his ''Orange Comet'' is nothing but another loser.
The orange keronian talked again.
ORANGE KERONIAN: Sorry pal, but i think the only one who's going to lose is you. Since i'm not going to let you go so easily.
Finally, behind him, the other 5 keronians accompanying him fully appeared.
MUDADA: What the hell? And who are they?
ORANGE KERONIAN: TEAM! LET'S KICK THEIR ASSES!
REST OF THE KERONIAN TEAM: Roger, Boss!!
The keronian soldiers then quickly disappeared, and appeared again just in front of the Mudada soldiers, ready to fight them.
MUDADA: Don't stay there like idiots! KILL THEM ALL!
SOLDIER 1: Uhh, but what about the orange guy?
MUDADA: Can you stop with that? I will take care of him personally, if you cowardly snakes are so scared of him. thinking Jeez, sometimes i can't believe i choose this morons to be my guards
ORANGE KERONIAN: General! looking at Kozeze Keep charging the main cannons, this is the last chance to us to win this battle.
GENERAL KOZEZE: You don't need to tell me that twice. Officers! Keep charging the cannons
OFFICERS: YES SIR!
Meanwhile, the GREEN DEVIL spaceship convoy was preparing to deliver the final blown to the main keron ship.
Inside the enemy battleship, the command center was giving orders.
ENEMY HIGH-RANK SOLDIER: What a fools! Let's see if you can resist a piece of this. SHOOT THE CANNONS!
OFFICERS: YES SIR!
However, and all of a sudden, all the screens on the enemy command center turned red, and the alarms started to sound.
ENEMY OFFICER 2: Wha..what's happening? worried face We had charged the laser but now is on 0
ENEMY HIGH RANK SOLDIER: Huh?! What the hell is going on.
ENEMY OFFICER 1: I…I don't know sir, it looks like he have been hijacked
ENEMY HIGH RANK SOLDIER: WHAT?! HIJACKED?! How could this happen, we had our system protected by Firewalls.
ENEMY OFFICER: Yeah, this is the most weird of all. Is supossed that our systems are inmune to any interference?
ENEMY HIGH RANK SOLDIER: Yeah, sure, i can see that now putting his hand on the face with an annoyed expression
Suddenly, a very creepy laugh was heard on the speakers.
??: Nikonikonikonikonikonikonikonikoniko!!
The enemy officers got totally scared.
OFFICERS: Whaaaaa as they were comically hugging between themselves of fear Who is that?!
ENEMY HIGH RANK OFFICER: Wha…what? Who are you?
??: You guys totally suck! nikoniko do you call this security. No wonder why this was so easy as stealing a candy to a tadpole
The screens, which were showing all the events on the battle, changed and a strange symbol appeared on all of them. The symbol was some kind of black cross (which you can commonly find on cellphones)
OFFICERS: Waaaaaa! What is this as they put a very scared and hilarious face The doors are closed, we cannot get out of this place.
ENEMY HIGH RANK OFFICER: WHATZ? Are you telling me that we are trapped here??
OFFICERS: We're trying to open them but nothing happens scared as hell
ENEMY HIGH RANK OFFICER: YOU PAIR OF USELESS IDIOTS, DO SOMETHING NOW!
??: Uh, by the way... if i were you i would fix that, since the old man i going to send you a little gift.
ENEMY HIGH RANK OFFICER: Gift? What do you mean with...then he notices that the keronian army cannon was almos charged OH CRAP NOOOO!!
??: I would run if I were you. Oh I forgot, looks like someone closed the doors. Bad luck for you. Nikonikonikonikonikonikoniko! evil laugh
ENEMY HIGH RANK OFFICER: Now with a scared look at his face and thinking Mommy was right i should have been a dentist TT…
What
will happen next. Discover it on the 2nd Part of the Prologue. Stay
tunned for more!