Disclaimer: I don't own FFX or the characters blah blah x_X
A/N: There all alive and live in Besaid. Wanna know why? 'Cause I said so.
The Totally Pointless FFX Fic.
By Drackie
It was early one Sunday morning and Rikku was up early, complaining about her toast.
"It's too burnteded! Give me yours Auronoozee!" She desperately tried to grab for Auron's toast, but he cut her hand off with his sword.
"Bish." She said, teary eyed.
"You two are so silly. Have you some eggs, Rikku." Yuna said, sitting down at the table with them.
"Splended idea ol' chap!" Rikku said jokingly, taping her arm together.
Then all of a sudden they were all down from bed eating breakfast.
"That was weird." Tidus commented.
"Yeah, the author wanted to hurry things up a bit." Wakka reassured him.
"Oh, okay." Tidus answered.
"I wanna burn something." Lulu said matter-of-factly.
"You can burn my hair off!" Rikku answered cheerfully.
"Great!" Lulu threw a couple fire balls at Rikku and accidently killed her.
"Silly me." Lulu giggled.
"You killed Rikku!" Yuna yelped.
"You bastard!" Tidus added.
Lulu blew up.
"That was unexpected.." Wakka said.
The rest of the morning they sat around having staring contests, but they all got bored of that, except for Tidus, who died because I said so, and they went to the park and played on the swings and in the sand.
"Wheee!" Rikku shouted.
"You're dead." Auron reminded her.
"Oh yeah!" Rikku said, and she fell unconscious.
Yuna was swinging on the swings and she jumped off and landed on Auron's sword and died.
Auron pulled his sword out of the sand, but it slipped out of his hand and landed in Wakka's chest, he died.
"I'm lonely.." Auron said, so he killed himself.
Then Seymour came along to play.
"Awww, where is everyone?" He said. "Oooh! Sand toys!" he began to play.
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A/N: Okay.. I was bored.. but come on .. you gotta admit, it was kinda funny.. =D! Review, please? :D
A/N: There all alive and live in Besaid. Wanna know why? 'Cause I said so.
The Totally Pointless FFX Fic.
By Drackie
It was early one Sunday morning and Rikku was up early, complaining about her toast.
"It's too burnteded! Give me yours Auronoozee!" She desperately tried to grab for Auron's toast, but he cut her hand off with his sword.
"Bish." She said, teary eyed.
"You two are so silly. Have you some eggs, Rikku." Yuna said, sitting down at the table with them.
"Splended idea ol' chap!" Rikku said jokingly, taping her arm together.
Then all of a sudden they were all down from bed eating breakfast.
"That was weird." Tidus commented.
"Yeah, the author wanted to hurry things up a bit." Wakka reassured him.
"Oh, okay." Tidus answered.
"I wanna burn something." Lulu said matter-of-factly.
"You can burn my hair off!" Rikku answered cheerfully.
"Great!" Lulu threw a couple fire balls at Rikku and accidently killed her.
"Silly me." Lulu giggled.
"You killed Rikku!" Yuna yelped.
"You bastard!" Tidus added.
Lulu blew up.
"That was unexpected.." Wakka said.
The rest of the morning they sat around having staring contests, but they all got bored of that, except for Tidus, who died because I said so, and they went to the park and played on the swings and in the sand.
"Wheee!" Rikku shouted.
"You're dead." Auron reminded her.
"Oh yeah!" Rikku said, and she fell unconscious.
Yuna was swinging on the swings and she jumped off and landed on Auron's sword and died.
Auron pulled his sword out of the sand, but it slipped out of his hand and landed in Wakka's chest, he died.
"I'm lonely.." Auron said, so he killed himself.
Then Seymour came along to play.
"Awww, where is everyone?" He said. "Oooh! Sand toys!" he began to play.
***
A/N: Okay.. I was bored.. but come on .. you gotta admit, it was kinda funny.. =D! Review, please? :D