Lord of Minecraftia
Chapter 1
Disclaimer: contains lemon. I do not own StarCraft or Minecraft
I suppose I should have known what would happen when Kerrigan showed up in my room, but I had never been all that attentive when it came to my surroundings. Before I forget, I guess I should tell you who I am and what I look like. Those closest to me call me Lord of Blades or Lord of Minecraftia but I was born Christopher Young Ham. Outside of battle I am 5'9" with lightly tanned skin, dark brown eyes and black hair as well as a reddish brown beard. Before I met the real Kerrigan, I often wore jeans or black pants and a t-shirt along with a pair of steel toe work shoes. Now I'm far more likely to be in my birthday suit which may or may not be augmented with exoskeletal bone armor. In combat the armor is guaranteed and I extend a pair of skeletal wings from my arms much like the web wings that Dren from the movie Splice has.
It all started one cold December day when I was home alone playing the Windows 10 edition of Minecraft in my birthday suit. As I transferred the latest batch of cobblestone, sand, sandstone and dirt into one of my wood chests, I glanced at the office door and saw a nude woman with exoskeletal bone armor appear out of thin air. Based on the sense of power and visible aura radiating off of her, I probably should have been scared witless. "Any particular reason the youngest of the Xel'Naga has chosen to visit me?" I asked her while keeping one eye on her bone wings. Only a casual glance had been needed to identify her as the former Queen of Blades, Sarah Kerrigan.
"To avoid becoming another Amon, I need to find a successor to take over leadership of the Swarm. I'd like to offer you a chance to compete for the position within a pocket universe I created for the purpose." Kerrigan replies as her exoskeletal armor shifts to reveal her labia. While expanding the pit mine I was working on in Minecraft, I noticed that Kerrigan was opening and closing her labia using her pelvic muscles instead of her hands or wings. "Sorry for reading your thoughts, but you're a virgin aren't you? We could fix that if you want." The former Queen of Blades commented as I closed down the Minecraft program to focus on her original offer.
"I'm a 30 year old virgin. I doubt my dream woman is going to fall into my lap any time soon if ever." I reply while casually examining every visual detail of Kerrigan's technically nude body. In her current form, she appears to be about 6' 6" with a 7' wingspan and 36DD breasts. Most of her 'soft' skin appears faintly reptilian with the previously mentioned exoskeleton covering key vulnerable areas such as the knees, elbows and groin. Leaking off of her body with a spark like effect is a golden aura.
"As you wish. You might find your dream woman sooner than you think though," the former Queen of Blades comments before sending her wingtips through my stomach. The last thing I hear before my vision goes dark is Kerrigan suggesting I have a little 'fun' with my new Broodmothers. Even after I lose my sight, I wonder for awhile why Kerrigan skewered me after saying she would test me as a potential leader for the Zerg swarm.
An unknown amount of time later my vision returns with a pale green tint. Judging from the blocky appearance of the trees and sand lined pond, I'm in a Minecraft universe though the illusory HUD doesn't quite match and I can't be certain of the type of rock beside the pond. Since I'm somehow not dead, as far as I can tell, I walk up to the nearest tree and experimentally punch it a few times at shoulder height. Interestingly enough, the tree reacts just like in the Minecraft game. After punching down a few trees I focus on the mental image of oak planks and tap one of the oak blocks to see if crafting will work. Since it does, I position four blocks of oak planks and craft a crafting table so I can unlock intermediate and advanced crafting.
With that done, I convert an oak block into four blocks of oak planks and then position them two at a time to craft a total of eight sticks. After converting three more oak blocks into planks, I position the materials into stacks of four on the crafting table and create four wooden pickaxes. Dual wielding the pickaxes, I mine the rock and based on the change in appearance, it is stone… or at least cobblestone. After mining eight blocks of cobblestone, I position them on the crafting table and craft a furnace. Next I dig up a few blocks of sand and use my wings to quickly load both the sand and an equal number of oak blocks into the furnace. Only while the sand is melting into glass blocks do I realize I even have wings nearly identical to Kerrigan's though mine are shoulder mounted instead of waist mounted.
Making a mental note to examine my HUD for any more surprises, I collect the stack of glass blocks from the furnace and use all 24 in six stacks of four to craft a stack of 64 glass panes. I then use three each of oak planks and glass panes to craft a full length mirror. As the sun sets, I use the mirror to examine my appearance noting that, other than the wings that can be retracted into the arms with a thought, my appearance hasn't really changed from before Kerrigan stabbed my stomach with her wings. Keeping in mind the likelihood of monsters showing up during the night, I convert a portion of the wood available into charcoal and then craft more sticks so I can create a supply of torches. Just as I place the last torch for a 64 block square 'safe' zone, a small army of zombies, spiders, and skeleton archers appear. Luckily as the air fills with arrows, I discover my natural armor is also retractable like my wings which serve as my only weapon at the moment.
Several hours later, I get the chance to examine my HUD but by this point all I want is a nice safe bed. Close examination of the HUD shows the usual Minecraft stuff like hunger meter, health bar (mine's at 50 percent thanks to a few creepers), an armor bar that shows current and potential armor values but also things that belong in a game like WoW such as weapons load out and skills lists. Under skills I notice several that I wouldn't expect such as combat proficiency of which I previously had none, a few psionic skills and four 'spawn' skills: Hatchery, Larva, Drone, and Overlord. Remembering the previous night, I immediately spawn a Hatchery…or at least its cocoon, and receive a joke about not enough space. Rolling my eyes, I spawn an Overlord and three Drones to aid in defending the Hatchery until it hatches.
While waiting on the Hatchery, my next encounter with other life in this world turns out to be a nude woman around mid to late twenties with elbow length ebony hair and hazel eyes as well as a squad of Marines in CMC power armor and Crucio support. On seeing my Hatchery cocoon, the Marines and Siege Tanks immediately move into containment positions while the nude woman introduces herself as Ellie and asks me about how I got to this world and why I am near Zerg without protection. I explain everything to her and ask if she is local or in a similar situation as me. Her reply is to order the marines to switch from containment to escort and tell me her history. Afterwards we enter my Hatchery, which had hatched while we talked, and Ellie offers me her virginity. I quickly check her slit and, finding it soaking wet, I stroke myself a few times and slide it in until it rips through her hymen.
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