The Most Random Oneshot That Mixes Fandoms and Mentions Pop Tarts You Will Ever Read Ever (HETALIA/AVENGERS ONESHOT PARODY)
"Roki-san!" called Japan. "Yes?" Loki walked over to him. "Italy is acting like a cat again! Herp (help) me make him stop!" Loki sighed. "Italy, stop being weird..." "Okay! Meow!" Italy replied, still acting like a cat. "THAT MEANS STOP ACTING LIKE A FELINE PET, MIDGARDIAN," Loki said, That dude was mega annoyed already, like, cuss.
Later that night, the three were to sugar high to sleep and were looking at pictures of cats, cause isn't that what all bored and sugar high people do? As they looked, Thor came in and was all like, "Hi!"and they were all like "Hi!" and yeah. Then they ate pop tarts. After finishing their snack, Thor decided they should play Just Dance games on the Wii they mysteriously owned because it is totally normal for gods to play video games. They probably danced to "Moves Like Jagger" about fifty times until Italy played "Never Gonna Give You Up" and made everyone scream and hide in random closets.
At 3:00 in the morning, Tony Stark and Pepper Potts showed up with, like, the Avengers and half of the world. They all just stood there awkwardly until Doitsu decided they should have a German Sparkle Party. So they like, broke out the alcohol and like everyone got mega drunk and were singing the theme songs to "Cheers!" and "Friends" repeatedly because those shows are basically legends and will never get old no matter what some mother cusser says. Then Prussia passed around glowsticks and glow bracelets/necklaces that just magically appeared out of thin air and they dance to "Disco Pogo" by Die Atzen THE END I DON'T EVEN NEED PUNCTUATION OKAY BYE.