Omegle prompt, John Masturbates too loudly and Sherlock can't concentrate because of the noise.
With me as Sherlock.
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John you're masturbating rather loudly again, please stop it's very distracting. -SH
I uh...Sorry, Sorry...I uh...I didn't know. -JW
Well now you are aware please finish quietly. -SH
...Okay. -JW
My god John if it were possible, you've gotten louder! -SH
Well, I can't exactly help it! -JW
Control yourself John. Really its so loud it makes me wonder what on earth you're thinking about. -SH
I'll try, okay? -JW
You might as well be sat in the living room... You sound as if you're struggling John? -SH
Sherlock, just shut up, okay? Let me try to finish myself or else this will end badly for both of us. -JW
I dont see how your failure to orgasm would effect me John... Actually, you'd be terribly grumpy, frustrated, and un focused on work. Oh dear John you must orgasm or our work quality will decrece dramatically! -SH
Sherlock. Shut up, stop being a little shit, and let me come. -JW
Do you require any assistance I don't want you stomping around at crime scenes later because you were unsatisfied. -SH
Why the hell would you ask me that? -JW
I just want to ensure I won't have to put up with an extra grumpy John today. -SH
So you asked if you could come up here to help me? Sherlock, I thought you didn't want to be distracted. -JW
Well this is far more important now. I can't deal with you in a bad mood today. -SH
... -JW
Get up here, then. -JW
Yes Sir. -SH
...Sir? -JW
I mean John, my mistake. -SH
No, no...I like it. -JW
Sherlock took the stairs two at a time, knocked once on John's door and without waiting for an answer swung the door open.