Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the Middle Earth Olympics!!!
I am your host for tonight's events, Bilbo Baggins!! Ah, here come the
judges!!
(Arwen Evenstar, Rosie Cotton, Lord Elrond, Sauruman, and Gollum enter the arena and take their seats)
And now lets get started with the first event.the jump rope competition!! And now here come the competitors!!!
(Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin enter the arena)
Each hobbit will have 1 minute to do a nice routine for the judges. Frodo.u go first.
Frodo steps out into the middle of the arena carrying his golden jump rope with little gold rings on the ends. Music blares from the speakers and "I'm too sexy for my feet " begins to play. After a moment of jumping Frodo's foott gets caught on his rope. He crashes to the ground as the entire stadium burts into laughter. In a desperate attempt to redeem himself he tears off her shirt and spins it wildly above his head! The crowd bursts into high pitched shrieks as girls come flooding towards the arena floor.
Ok ummm Frodo that's enough!! Bilbo shrieks ushering Frodo away from the approaching crowd.
Ok lets hear from the judges.
Arwen, holding back a girlish giggle holds up a sign revealing a number 9. Rosie qite disgusted holds up a 6. Lord Elrond trying to contain his laughter holds his sign up revealing an 8 "What.it was creative!!" Saruman seems completely uninterested and holds up an up side down number 5 while gollum sits hissing. "ooooo niiiiccccceeee mmyyyyy prrreeeeccccioooooussssssssssssss!" and finally holds up a number 7.
Next, Sam enters the stadium. "Tiptoe thorugh the tulips" begins to play Sam realizes he has forgotten his jump rope. Realizing he has no other choice he runs over to the judges booth and grabs gollum. He then proceeds to use gollum as his jump rope.
Put meeeee downs evvvvvvviiillllllll hoobbbbitttsssss!!!
Sam continues his routine nicely with a few little rope tricks as well. He exits the arena leaving gollum in a heap like a pretzel
Well ummm that was a, unique.back to the judges.
Arwen smiles and flashes up another 9 "I hate that lame ass gollum!!Go Sam!!" Rosie holds up a 10 (people giving her weird looks) .. "What? I don't thank Sam is sexy!!.oops." Elrond holds up a 9 obviously entertained by gollums state. Saruman holds up his empty bag of potato chips. And well I don't think we will be hearing from gollum at the moment so on to the next contestant!!!
Pippin comes running out on stage excitedly with Merry.
"Ummm Merry.its not your turn yet!!"
"Well Pip and I r doin a routine together!"
"Fool of a Took.that's cheating!!!" bellows a voice
Ignoring the comments Pippin cues the music. "Cheese Burger In Paradies" blares through the stadium. Merry and Pippin begin their routine but they have no jump rope either. Instead they seem to be taking Frodo's idea and being to strip!!! The crowed goes wild!!! Pippin flings his suspenders at people into the audience where a girl named Aly tackles the woman next to her for Pippin's pants!!! Eventually Pippin and Merry r left running around the arena in their briefs that look remarkably like speedos!!!
Bilbo rushes into the arena. "Ok well I think its time for a commercial!!!"
Check back soon for the next event!!!
(Arwen Evenstar, Rosie Cotton, Lord Elrond, Sauruman, and Gollum enter the arena and take their seats)
And now lets get started with the first event.the jump rope competition!! And now here come the competitors!!!
(Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin enter the arena)
Each hobbit will have 1 minute to do a nice routine for the judges. Frodo.u go first.
Frodo steps out into the middle of the arena carrying his golden jump rope with little gold rings on the ends. Music blares from the speakers and "I'm too sexy for my feet " begins to play. After a moment of jumping Frodo's foott gets caught on his rope. He crashes to the ground as the entire stadium burts into laughter. In a desperate attempt to redeem himself he tears off her shirt and spins it wildly above his head! The crowd bursts into high pitched shrieks as girls come flooding towards the arena floor.
Ok ummm Frodo that's enough!! Bilbo shrieks ushering Frodo away from the approaching crowd.
Ok lets hear from the judges.
Arwen, holding back a girlish giggle holds up a sign revealing a number 9. Rosie qite disgusted holds up a 6. Lord Elrond trying to contain his laughter holds his sign up revealing an 8 "What.it was creative!!" Saruman seems completely uninterested and holds up an up side down number 5 while gollum sits hissing. "ooooo niiiiccccceeee mmyyyyy prrreeeeccccioooooussssssssssssss!" and finally holds up a number 7.
Next, Sam enters the stadium. "Tiptoe thorugh the tulips" begins to play Sam realizes he has forgotten his jump rope. Realizing he has no other choice he runs over to the judges booth and grabs gollum. He then proceeds to use gollum as his jump rope.
Put meeeee downs evvvvvvviiillllllll hoobbbbitttsssss!!!
Sam continues his routine nicely with a few little rope tricks as well. He exits the arena leaving gollum in a heap like a pretzel
Well ummm that was a, unique.back to the judges.
Arwen smiles and flashes up another 9 "I hate that lame ass gollum!!Go Sam!!" Rosie holds up a 10 (people giving her weird looks) .. "What? I don't thank Sam is sexy!!.oops." Elrond holds up a 9 obviously entertained by gollums state. Saruman holds up his empty bag of potato chips. And well I don't think we will be hearing from gollum at the moment so on to the next contestant!!!
Pippin comes running out on stage excitedly with Merry.
"Ummm Merry.its not your turn yet!!"
"Well Pip and I r doin a routine together!"
"Fool of a Took.that's cheating!!!" bellows a voice
Ignoring the comments Pippin cues the music. "Cheese Burger In Paradies" blares through the stadium. Merry and Pippin begin their routine but they have no jump rope either. Instead they seem to be taking Frodo's idea and being to strip!!! The crowed goes wild!!! Pippin flings his suspenders at people into the audience where a girl named Aly tackles the woman next to her for Pippin's pants!!! Eventually Pippin and Merry r left running around the arena in their briefs that look remarkably like speedos!!!
Bilbo rushes into the arena. "Ok well I think its time for a commercial!!!"
Check back soon for the next event!!!