Flying Mint Bunny.
So I've been really into both Hetalia and Harry Potter recently so with that and the fact that I got a Flying Mint Bunny plushie the other day this was born.
So enjoy.
"Okay class settle down," The Care of Magical Creatures teacher, Professor Kirkland instructed. "Today I've got a great lesson for you."
Harry studied the strange Professor carefully, his blonde hair was ruffled as usual but his bright green eyes sparkled with excitement, by the looks things this was going to be some surprise.
"Let's hope this isn't a re-run of Buck-beak." Ron whispered and Harry (even though he had stuck up for Hagrid), couldn't help but agree.
"Okay, everyone ready?" Professor Kirkland asked,snapping Harry's attention back to the teacher. "Flying Mint Bunny!" The Professor called. Flying Mint Bunny? Harry had to hold back a scoff, and by the looks of it he wasn't the only one.
"Flying Mint Bunny?" Draco Malfoy exclaimed, "What on earth is Flying Mint Bunny?"
"He's right here." Professor Kirkland waved his hand to the air in front of him.
There was nothing there. "Um, sir?" Hermione tentatively raised her hand. "There's nothing there."
"What?" The Professor's grin faltered. "You mean you can't see him?"
"See what? Is this some kind of joke?" Malfoy shouted "There's nothing there!"
"Oh come on! You guys are wizards! I can understand why Ame-Alfred can't see Flying Mint Bunny but this is ridiculous!" Professor Kirkland sighed, "Okay, we'll I didn't think you wouldn't be able to see Flying Mint Bunny so I didn't exactly have anything else planned, so, how about you leave early and next week I'll bring in something you can actually see. Class dismissed."
Malfoy muttered a quick, "My father will here about this." but didn't object when the rest of the class walked away heading back to the castle. "Well that was... Interesting." Harry spoke up.
"That guys a nut job!"
"Ron!" Hermione scolded, "You can't say that!"
"Well he is, why did he think we could see whatever the hell it was? And don't even get me started on the Howler he got last week, his friends were calling him from the mental part of Azkaban from the sounds of it."
"Well I will admit that the Howler was weird-and the guy with the French accent sounded seriously creepy, but there must have been a reason why he thought we should have seen Flying Mint Bunny, it's a shame it would have been fascinating!"
It was getting dark when Harry returned from Quidditch practice that night. Walking back to the Gryffindor common room he was stopped by some rambling.
"But they should have been able to see him Scotland... Yes I know that America and France and the others can't see him either but the students are magical! In theory... Don't give me that Scotland I know what I'm talking about... Okay I'll see you later Scotland and don't forget to remind the others about the meeting... Yes I know that Wales will come but Ireland may persuade North Ireland not to come and I cant deal with that right now, knowing you, you might not even show up. And don't forget to tell Romania and Norway that I can't come to the magic trio meeting next week, unless they want to come over here... Yes that might not actually be the best idea, okay I'll see you then Scotland. Bye."
There was a beep that Harry realised came from a phone and then Professor Kirkland's footsteps walking away.
"Wow, maybe Ron was right, Professor Kirkland really is a nut job."
It may be made into a series of one-shots if its popular, I would like to do something with the rest of the magic trio (Romania and Norway) and the Howler thing could be quiet interesting if I get inspiration. I'm also not sure about the title so if you have any ideas for a new one just leave it in a review. If anyone has any ideas I will gladly accept them and try to write them, so the more people review the more stories there will (hopefully)
Thanks for reading and please review : )
