A/N: A friend of mine tried to convert me to turn me into an Atheist, after finding out I was Christian. So I had Faith help me with the characters, and thus, another crack-tasitic piece of shit was born!
"So, Deidara, have you ever considered joining the religion of Jashin?"
It was an awkward question. Hidan and Deidara were the only ones who hadn't left the hide out. Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Konan and Pein had all gone on various missions. Sasaori had snuck away to some village to get better supplies for his puppets, and Kakuzu had gone on another blind money hunt.
Of course, this left the two idiots to their own devices.
Deidara looked up, partially widened eyes, and an eternal smirk, etched into his handsome features. "No thanks, old man. I am of the religion of art. And art is explosion."
Hidan rolled his eyes. "There are no benefits to such a religion. In the religion of Jashin, you can kill all whom you please; you gain the right of eternal life, and you superhuman strength and other abilities. All you must do is perform the ritual of Jashin every so often."
Deidara scoffed. "Art requires no work. You kill as much as you please. You live as long as you feel like. And you're as strong and inhumane as you want to be. And it requires no work what so ever."
Hidan stared. "Damn. Can I join?"