To prevent the company from going bankrupt, Air Canada has signed a deal with a few television networks. The idea is to help promote programs by having some "themed" flights.
One of these theme flights is the product of a deal between Air Canada and the CBS company. It is ;
The survivor themed flight!
Flight attendant: Welcome folks, thank you for flying Air Canada! This is a non-stop flight to Yellowknife from here in St-John's. We should be departing in about 15 minutes, so just relax, put your trays up, buckle up, and put on the colored headbands that we distributed to you when you boarded.
Passenger 1: Um, excuse me, what are these for?
Flight attendant: They're to divide the passengers into 2 tribes. Don't worry folks, once the plane has taken off, I'll explain everything.
20 minutes later
Flight attendant: Allrighty then, since we're in the air, and no one can leave anymore, I'll tell you what is going on. CBS has paid us money, that we oh so desperately need, to help promote their programs. So this folks, is the very first Survivor themed flight! Here you will need skills, intelligence, and lots of backstabbing to win survivor!
Passenger: What's the prize?
Flight attendant: Prize? You'll get to survive! The flight!
Passenger: Um, what happens when we lose?
Flight attendant: You'll be kicked out!
Passenger : Of our tribe?
Flight attendant: No. Out of the plane!
Flight attendant: Okay people, look around you, there are 2 colors of headbands. Red and blue. The people wearing the red bandana will be known as; the "Sambucca-Barbado-Powoneka-Minpatoo-Terrafinee" tribe. The blue people, you will be known as; "The blue team"!
You will be pitted against each other in a series of events. The tribe that loses has to vote out one of their own. Now to the first event. In the tradition of Survivor, we have the disgusting hardly edible food to eat!
Passenger : What do we have to eat?
Flight attendant: Brace yourselves; here it is; the in flight meal!
Passenger: Couldn't we eat, you know, eat like worms and bugs instead?
One of these theme flights is the product of a deal between Air Canada and the CBS company. It is ;
The survivor themed flight!
Flight attendant: Welcome folks, thank you for flying Air Canada! This is a non-stop flight to Yellowknife from here in St-John's. We should be departing in about 15 minutes, so just relax, put your trays up, buckle up, and put on the colored headbands that we distributed to you when you boarded.
Passenger 1: Um, excuse me, what are these for?
Flight attendant: They're to divide the passengers into 2 tribes. Don't worry folks, once the plane has taken off, I'll explain everything.
20 minutes later
Flight attendant: Allrighty then, since we're in the air, and no one can leave anymore, I'll tell you what is going on. CBS has paid us money, that we oh so desperately need, to help promote their programs. So this folks, is the very first Survivor themed flight! Here you will need skills, intelligence, and lots of backstabbing to win survivor!
Passenger: What's the prize?
Flight attendant: Prize? You'll get to survive! The flight!
Passenger: Um, what happens when we lose?
Flight attendant: You'll be kicked out!
Passenger : Of our tribe?
Flight attendant: No. Out of the plane!
Flight attendant: Okay people, look around you, there are 2 colors of headbands. Red and blue. The people wearing the red bandana will be known as; the "Sambucca-Barbado-Powoneka-Minpatoo-Terrafinee" tribe. The blue people, you will be known as; "The blue team"!
You will be pitted against each other in a series of events. The tribe that loses has to vote out one of their own. Now to the first event. In the tradition of Survivor, we have the disgusting hardly edible food to eat!
Passenger : What do we have to eat?
Flight attendant: Brace yourselves; here it is; the in flight meal!
Passenger: Couldn't we eat, you know, eat like worms and bugs instead?