Disclaimer- Animorphs ain't mine
This is a challenge fic from my cousin:
1. Marco and Ax must kiss
2. Someone must go temporarily insane
3. Someone must rob McDonalds.
4. The Animorphs must steal a high-tech Johnny On The Go in order to stop Visser Three from becoming a plumber.
5.Tobias has a dream about whatever hes paranoid about
6. The Ellimist has a jarful of toenails.
*Marco and Ax are in a ski lodge drinking hot cocoa with marshmallows. Marco is lounged in a easy chair while Ax is standing in a tub of cocoa, his hoofs are burning and sizzling.*
Marco: So…come here often?
Ax: No, I am just here to enjoy your company, Andalites don't normally ski. *lustfully* You big…strong…man….
*Marco looked at Ax's tail blade…it was so long and so sexy. Ax noticed what he was staring at*
Ax: Kiss me you fool!
*Marco went to Ax and kissed his Andalite face. The kiss got deeper and Marco starting flitting his tongue in and out of the slits of Ax's nose.*
"Marco! Oh Marco!"
*Marco sat up straight and snapped his eyes open. It had all been a dream. Somebody was pounding on the door of his cabin and screaming his name. And they weren't moans of pleasure they were shrieking screams. He went to the door and opened it. Jake was standing there in a frilly pink dress*
Jake: She left me! She left me!
Marco: Who?
Jake: *in normal voice* Cassie, you idiot! *slaps him across the face
Marco; Oh…
Jake: *in panic voice again* And now they're coming to take me away-Ha-haa. *now his voice was low and menacing and he was giving off a evil scientist vibe*
Marco: Chill out, dude…
Jake: They're coming to take me away ha-haa! *he backs out toward the door of the cabin and stumbled on the him of his frilly pink dress. He hid his head on the stone steps and lay, unconscious. A team of people in blue doctor uniforms that said Santa Barbara's Mental Hospital came by and took him away in a stretcher*
Marco: Oh well, *he grinned* back to that dream.
Tobias's POV
Jake and I embraced each other…Getting deeper and deeper into the kiss. I slid my tongue in his mouth and searched every corner. We kissed for what seemed like hours. I could not stop my self, no matter how hard I tried. Finally, I started to tug at his shirt. It was almost completely off —
NOOOO! I cried out. I woke up and feel off of my tree branch and landed smack against a boulder. I was trying to catch my breath. It had been another dream…Another dream about those scary and evil lemons on fanfiction.net about me and Jake. I caught my breath and shook it off. When I shook it off I fell off the rock which had turned into a cliff. I was falling and falling.
"Use your wings, Tobias." a voice kept saying. It didn't understand that I couldn't. Then I passed by cliff hanger.
"We need your help, Tobias," he said. And then he snatched me in the air.
My eyes snapped open and I was looking up at a face made out of steel and ivory. The creature was shaking me silly.
"Tobias, we need your help."
Easy peasy, lemon squeazy… I said dazily.
"Tobias!"
More mustard on the pancakes, Mommy…
"Tobias!" A large strong hand slapped me across the face and every thing came into focus.
Hey, I thought you were incapable of violence! I snapped.
"You didn't really buy that, did you?' he asked with a laugh. "Anyway, I haven't been up to date on news about the Yeerks lately cause I'm cheating on my toaster with my food processor, but…"
That was a little bit to much information, Erek, I said.
"There's word spreading around about Visser Thr—One is becoming," he looked left and right." A plumber!
Duh, duh, DUH!
I gasped, No not a plumber, anything bes—wait a minute, why is this important information?
"Think about it, Visser Thr—One in charge of the sewer systems. With his big Andalite butt crack showing and anyway, it's just…wrong for Yeerks to be plumbers."
You're right! I screamed as loud as I could AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
"Chill, Tobias," he said "Let's go warn the others…"
Script form:
*all are gathered (except Jake) in the Hork-Bajir colony*
Marco: So, Rachel, how is your anus feeling this morning?
Rachel: Much better, than— shut up, you idiot! *slaps him across the face, with a glance at Tobias*
Cassie: Where's Jake?
Marco; He's uh, occupied?
*Jake is sitting in a rubber room wearing a straightjacket but somehow he is wringing his wrists darting his eyes back and forth*
Jake: I'm mad for the place where the nuts hunt the squirrels…
*they are all informed of the situation by Erek*
*all have mouths open*
Cassie: You're cheating on your toaster?! I'm telling your daddy!
Marco: So we have to figure out a plan to stop Visser Thr—One…
Tobias: So now you're Jake?
Ax: *stiffly* I shall never call you Prince Marco or anything equivalent to Prince.
Marco: *muttering* Gee, Ax, you're a lot nicer in my dreams
Rachel: I have a plan…
* at a fancy construction site they are all in poodle morphs*
Cassie:How are we going to get anything done in these morphs?
Marco: I don't know, you said fancy and I thought… 'what's fancier than a poodle?'
Tobias: Come on, it can't be that heavy lets use our heads *next shot for of them are holding Marco's legs in their teeth…they run as fast as the can toward a high-tech fancy Johnny On The Go port potty . Marco's head connected with it. It moved two feet, they do it again and again until it rolls down a hill and they hitch a ride on it. It stops in front of the mall. And Visser One's Blade Ship is parked in the parking lot*
Rachel: Here we go… They demorphed and Tobias morphed to human.
*Visser One comes out carrying the same frilly pink dress Jake had been wearing. They snatched him up and Marco banged him on the head with the toilet seat. Rachel looked at him skeptically.
Marco: What? It was easier than the way we were going to do it.
Visser One: You have not won yet, human. Fools! Don't you know Andalites have two lives?! But, unfortunately, I have already used four…tata humans! *Trots off to his Blade Ship*
*All look at Ax*
*Jake is sitting in the corner of the rubber room, rocking back and forth*
*Ellimist appears, he goes to jake and says "Snap out of it, dumbass!" he slaps him across the face. "For you," he says and hands Jake a phone
"Hello?"
"Jake?"
"Why did you leave me?"
"I didn't say I was going to leave you, I said I was going to lay you."
" Well, in that case…" morphs to cockroach and gets outta there!
*Visser One is at Mc Donalds, he has the cashier at chocolate bar point*
Visser One: I said I want the country breakfast
Cashier: Sorry, sir we stop serving breakfast at 10: 30
Vvisser One *Whines* darn…Then fill up the back with green stuff!
Cashier: I'm sorry, sir?
Visser One: You heard me, put all the mayonnaise ya got in this bag!
Cashier: Mayonnaise is white not gr—
Visser One: Silence!
Voice: Freeze!
*There are police pen holding Visser one at gunpoint*
Visser One: Nobody move, I got chocolate bars!
*Everybody in the restaurant gasps*
*Some fat guy behind the visser takes off with his chocolate bars*
Visser One: Oh, pooh.
*the police surround him and beat him with nightsticks until he dies*
Marco: *to Jake* all this time we have been trying to kill him we hadn't thought of using night sticks?
Ellimist: You have done well. I have now finished my collection of Visser One's toenails.
Jake: How did you get his toenails he has hoofs
*Ellimist shrugs and then disappears…
The and