DisClaimer: I do not own Evil Zone, Final Fantasy 8, Spongebob Squarepants, Zelda and Star Fox64....the people who own those things own them.....the freaking lucky people...
A/N: Just so you know, this "T.V. show" is called Tartar Sauce (mentioned below). It's slightly confusing, so I'll leave my lovely notes here and there so you can hopefully understand. If you have any other questions, there is some contact info at the end of this. Just send the statement you have a question or statement about along with your statement/question, and I will force the person to answer you! Enjoy the reading!
Cast of Characters:
Anni = My friend Andrea who created this "T.V." series
Mina = My friend who is the Arena Host/Referee
Anna = litoblueanjel! LBA!!!! Me!!!!
Everyone Else: Characters from random games/T.V. shows
Key:
[name]: hgsgjdsfj = talking
Ex: Anni: Hi everyone!
::gsdgl:: = action
Ex: Mina: ::kicks Link halfway across the world::
((hdjhfkfds)) = misc. action
Ex: ((Anna walks up straightening shirt))
*sjglkjglsg* = sound effect/single word actions
Ex: *BAM* *BONK* *SMACK* *cough*
(A/N: sfkgdsj) = my wonderfully helpful ::coughs:: comments!
Ex: (A/N: are all these examples annoying you?)
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I hope everyone will love my show because it is kind of like celebrity death match only there are cute people instead of ugly asses like Bruce Willis. Anyway, there will be fighting, I caution you, but it will be "friendly" fighting.
So, Welcome to Tartar Sauce! The spiciest game of the season!
Anni: Our contestants tonight are- The whole gang of Evil Zone!
Anna: Spongebob and Patrick! ::Plankton pops up:: Hey, Plankton isn't supposed to be on the show! ::Anna chases Plankton::
Anni: ::clears throat:: Um, anyway.... ::Anna still tries to kill Plankton::
Anni: Yes, ok...... ::Plankton screams:: ::foot stomps:: *squish*
Anni: We have also The gang from Final Fantasy 8!
((Anna walks up, straightening shirt))
Anna: Now lets meet everyone on the show tonight!
Lie: Yes, my name is Linedwell Rainrix. I am not a psychopathic freak ::laughs evilly::
Kakurine: I am a doll. That's all I will be. My name is Kakurine. I am an idiot.
Midori: My name is Midori! I go to the Tenpuin Martial Arts school. I hate it when people laugh at me when I mess up. ::Patrick laughs and says its a giraffe:: ::Midori turns and punches him::
Anna: Please calmit down, unless you wanna end up like Plankton.
Anni: Anyway......I would loooooooooove to meet the rest of you lolligaggers (A/N: Weird word...that is), but it's almost commercial time so I am very sorry. When we get back, we will have a round of wits between...Mr.Squall Leonheart and Miss Setsuna Saizuki...two of the contestants whom you did not get to meet, sorry.
Anna: Wait! What about Zell versus Spongebob?!
Anni: ok, ok, after our first match we will have them fi-
Anna: Oh oh and um....yeah! Danzaiver versus Selphie!
Anni: Yes, well, perhaps we could fit that in-
Anna: Oh oh! Erel versus Patrick! Yeah!
Anni: OK!!!! THAT IS ENOUGH! ::crickets chirp in distance::
Anni: Thank you. Now, when we get back to this pleasant NON-violent show, our first Brainy-Battle is between Squall and Setsuna. So stay tuned!
~commercial of deoderant for starfish~
(A/N: you will get to see the full version...whenever)
Anni: Hello hello, we are now back to Tartar Sauce, the spiciest show on t.v.!
Anna: Our contestants are now ready to battle. Let's go to the arena!
Mina: Hi hi hi! My name is Mina and I am the arena host! We are going to give you the down-to-earth info on each and every battle we have in here. So...Let's get ready to rumble!
Anna: Ooo it looks like a ferocious battle from the Mini-T.V. over here, Mina.
Mina: It is, yes! Oh look! Squall just used his gunblade and cut poor old Setsuna right up the arm!
((in the background~))
Setsuna: You will face the wrath of Karin and I, Squall!
Squall: Oh, yeah, that's what you always say, Setsuna.
Setsuna: How would you know? You just met me today!
Squall: Oh yes, I forgot. Anyway, you will faint when you see my GF, Shiva!
Setsuna: I was not aware that we are in a Poke`mon city, Squall. ::snickers::
(A/N: For those of you confused people, Setsuna said "Poke`mon city" because she meant like, Shiva, being a GF who could be called forth to fight, was kinda...well, like something outta Poke`mon. Hope that made sense)
Squall: Oh you say that now, but soon, um, you will twist in pain at Shiva's icy powers! ...... ::looks in confusion at Setsuna's heat-plated armor, which magically appeared on her::
Squall: But...uh...how?...why?....when??
Setsuna: ::laughs and raises a red circle around Squall::
Squall: Ah! ::goes limp and hangs in midair in circle::
Setsuna: Now the finishing touch! ::charges at Squall with sword--is suddenly stopped by Ifrit::
Setsuna: Wai -- where did you come from?
Squall: ::slapped by Shiva, who was also trapped inside the red circle:: Huh? Wuh? Ifrit? Oooook...
Setsuna: ::screaming:: Wait! This is not FAAAAAAIIIIIiiiiiirrrrrrr!!! ::voice grows smaller in the distance from being thrown by Ifrit::
Squall: Wow, thanks Ifrit! You won me the game!
Ifrit: Whadda you mean, won you the game? ::picks up Squall and throws him at Setsuna, who was limping slowly back to the arena::
Setsuna: AHHH!!
Squall: AHHH!!
^both^: *BAM!* oww....
((~end background))
Mina: And Ifrit is the winner! Wow! How'd ya do it, Ifrit?
Ifrit: Well, considering the fact that I am hella big, and that I am hella mean, well, I just thought, it would be hella too easy to do Hell Fire, so I just beat the hell out of 'em. Bwahahaaa!!
Mina: Oook, well, this battle was brought to you by land! It's everywhere, get used to it.
Mina: OK, Anni! Back to you!
Anni: Thanks, Mina, and what an awesome battle that was! Don't you think so, An-
Anna: ::runs off towards curtains after Plankton...yet again::
Anni: Well, haha, um....so. Let's speak with the other contestants!
Zell: Hi, my name is Zell Dincht, I am 17, and Anni you can stop gaggling at me like that... ::laughs nervously::
(A/N: "gaggling" in the Anni-English Dictionary means = "staring, gawking, admiring look, playing WAY-too-easy-to-get w/ someone")
Anni: Haha, like what Zell?
Zell: Um...like you are leaning on me and all.....
Anni: Oh...oh! Yes, I am sorry Zell, I am just sleepy... ::rests head on Zell's shoulder::
Zell: ::squirms away:: Heeheee, well, um...........
Anna: ::comes back and then drags Anni away behind the curtains::
Zell: ::looks on in confusion::
Anni: ::screams very loud:: *thump*
Anna: ::walks out of curtains carrying hammer with blood on it::
Anna: Ok, sorry about that folks and Zell. She was very tired.
Zell: Um...I guess that's ok...where's my man Squall?
Anna: He is in Da Dome still...I think...??
Anna: ::calls back to camera-dude:: hey! where is Squall?
Camera-dude: I don't know. He was in Da Dome until Ifrit came...
Zell: ???
Anna: !!!
Anni: Uhhhh......man, I got cut on my head the size of LA....uughhhhhh...
Mina: ::rushes into the screen:: Oh my Gosh, Anna! Squall is -- say, what happened to you, Anni?
Anni: ughhhhhhhhhh........hammmmmmmerrrr.....
(A/N: Translation: hammer)
Mina: Oh ok then...Anyway, Squall is laying limp in the middle of the dome floor! We need a medic!
((siren goes off))
Zell: ::screams at Anni:: ::hits head on pole:: ::starts to beat up Anni::
Anni: Ow! I needed that leg!
Anna: Zell, calm down!
Mina: Where is that -- ::ambulance runs over Mina:: medic...
Anni: Um... ::looks over Mina's trampled body:: I think we might need another medic over here...
Anna: You got that right!
Anni: Hey, where's Zell?
((both look over and see Zell picking up ax, walking slowly towards Anni))
Anni: Should I run?
Anna: ...yup...definitely.
Zell: You will die, Evil Anni!! You will die!
Anni: Evil?! I am not evil!
Zell: You murdered Squall! You must DIE!! ::swings ax at Anni:: ::Anni dodges by millimeters::
Anna: Zell, stop! STOP!
Anni: That's what I'm sayin'! HELP!
Zell: You will die!
Squall: ::walks up:: Zell...um...I ain't dead Zell, crap....
Zell: Squall! You're alive!
Squall: Yes...ow, my head...yes I am alive. What the hell did you think?
Zell: ::blushes:: I thought that she ::glares at Anni:: killed you.
Squall: Um...no. Ifrit came and smacked me into Setsuna and we both became unconcious. How did you figure that she killed me?
((Spongebob and Selphie pop up))
Spongebob: OK! This is like Oprah, or something!
Selphie: Really!
Spongebob: I'm ready! I'm ready!
Selphie: I'm also ready. I'm also ready.
Anni: ::stares from Zell to Squall to Spongebob to Selphie:: I guess we could have a four-man battle between all of you.
Anna: No! A team battle!
Anni: Ok, I guess that would work, too.
Anna: Wait, who's gonna host the arena? Mina is um...sort of "asleep" rite now. I can't because I am doing the -- ::Ambulance Driver rushes into Anna::
Ambulance Driver (AD): OK, where's the dead corpse?
Anni and Anna: uh....what?
AD: The corpse! Where is it?
Anna: Well, see that girl on the ground over there? That is Mina, and she's -- ::huge T-Rex stomps up and picks up AD by the legs::
Anni/T-Rex (AnniT): OK! I THINK WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!
A.D: No! Put me down!
AnniT: ::swallows AD down whole::
Anna: ::gawks at bizarre scene that just happened in front of her::
Mina: ::from background:: ugh...what happened?
((Zell, Squall, Spongebob, and Selphie rush up))
Selphie: ::glancing around:: Oooooook.......
Squall: What the heck happened here?
Zell: ::Looks up and sees big T-Rex:: Oh...hi?
AnniT: ::roars very loudly::
All: ::screams and runs::
AnniT: ::walks up to camera:: Hi hi! I finally got everyone off the show except me!
Voice from background: Oh no you don't!
AnniT: ::looks behind and sees Link, Star Fox, and Ganondorf:: Um...this is not cool.
Link: Evil dragon..um...thingy, you will either be tamed to live and help destroy evil, or you will be killed!
Star Fox: Yes, or you can help defend cargo on the ship that I drive.
Ganondorf: Or, you can join me, and I will use you to kill all the world!
Mina: ::pops up:: No, you are all wrong! She is my best friend and she wouldn't do any of the things you asked her to do!
Link, Star Fox and Ganondorf: We'll see about that! ::all charge::
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A/N: So? What did you think about the 1st of many to come episodes of Tartar Sauce? It's very...strange as I would put it. I didn't write this...my friend Andrea a.k.a. Anni the hostess, is the writer of this! Let's give her a round of applause! ::crickets chirp:: Umm....anyways, R and R!!
P.S.
If you want to send Andrea(Anni) personal e-mails about Tartar Sauce, then here is some contact information:
Name: Andrea (a.k.a. Anni the Hostess)
E-Mail: litoblueanjel@yahoo.com
AIM: Cap10JackzGaL
-- To subscribe to Tartar Sauce (yes there is a subscription people) visit the following site to sign up:
If you subscribe, you can get your own copy of the scripts, before they altered for FanFiction.net along with Bonus items, such as Bloopers, and the Tartar Sauce National Football League!
Will Mina be able to fend off Link, Star Fox and Ganondorf?? Will Anni go back to being human (although this form suits her MUCH better)???
Find out in: Tartar Sauce, Episode 2!!!
Hope you enjoyed this! Episode 2 coming soon in 1-2 weeks or sooner!
A/N: Just so you know, this "T.V. show" is called Tartar Sauce (mentioned below). It's slightly confusing, so I'll leave my lovely notes here and there so you can hopefully understand. If you have any other questions, there is some contact info at the end of this. Just send the statement you have a question or statement about along with your statement/question, and I will force the person to answer you! Enjoy the reading!
Cast of Characters:
Anni = My friend Andrea who created this "T.V." series
Mina = My friend who is the Arena Host/Referee
Anna = litoblueanjel! LBA!!!! Me!!!!
Everyone Else: Characters from random games/T.V. shows
Key:
[name]: hgsgjdsfj = talking
Ex: Anni: Hi everyone!
::gsdgl:: = action
Ex: Mina: ::kicks Link halfway across the world::
((hdjhfkfds)) = misc. action
Ex: ((Anna walks up straightening shirt))
*sjglkjglsg* = sound effect/single word actions
Ex: *BAM* *BONK* *SMACK* *cough*
(A/N: sfkgdsj) = my wonderfully helpful ::coughs:: comments!
Ex: (A/N: are all these examples annoying you?)
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I hope everyone will love my show because it is kind of like celebrity death match only there are cute people instead of ugly asses like Bruce Willis. Anyway, there will be fighting, I caution you, but it will be "friendly" fighting.
So, Welcome to Tartar Sauce! The spiciest game of the season!
Anni: Our contestants tonight are- The whole gang of Evil Zone!
Anna: Spongebob and Patrick! ::Plankton pops up:: Hey, Plankton isn't supposed to be on the show! ::Anna chases Plankton::
Anni: ::clears throat:: Um, anyway.... ::Anna still tries to kill Plankton::
Anni: Yes, ok...... ::Plankton screams:: ::foot stomps:: *squish*
Anni: We have also The gang from Final Fantasy 8!
((Anna walks up, straightening shirt))
Anna: Now lets meet everyone on the show tonight!
Lie: Yes, my name is Linedwell Rainrix. I am not a psychopathic freak ::laughs evilly::
Kakurine: I am a doll. That's all I will be. My name is Kakurine. I am an idiot.
Midori: My name is Midori! I go to the Tenpuin Martial Arts school. I hate it when people laugh at me when I mess up. ::Patrick laughs and says its a giraffe:: ::Midori turns and punches him::
Anna: Please calmit down, unless you wanna end up like Plankton.
Anni: Anyway......I would loooooooooove to meet the rest of you lolligaggers (A/N: Weird word...that is), but it's almost commercial time so I am very sorry. When we get back, we will have a round of wits between...Mr.Squall Leonheart and Miss Setsuna Saizuki...two of the contestants whom you did not get to meet, sorry.
Anna: Wait! What about Zell versus Spongebob?!
Anni: ok, ok, after our first match we will have them fi-
Anna: Oh oh and um....yeah! Danzaiver versus Selphie!
Anni: Yes, well, perhaps we could fit that in-
Anna: Oh oh! Erel versus Patrick! Yeah!
Anni: OK!!!! THAT IS ENOUGH! ::crickets chirp in distance::
Anni: Thank you. Now, when we get back to this pleasant NON-violent show, our first Brainy-Battle is between Squall and Setsuna. So stay tuned!
~commercial of deoderant for starfish~
(A/N: you will get to see the full version...whenever)
Anni: Hello hello, we are now back to Tartar Sauce, the spiciest show on t.v.!
Anna: Our contestants are now ready to battle. Let's go to the arena!
Mina: Hi hi hi! My name is Mina and I am the arena host! We are going to give you the down-to-earth info on each and every battle we have in here. So...Let's get ready to rumble!
Anna: Ooo it looks like a ferocious battle from the Mini-T.V. over here, Mina.
Mina: It is, yes! Oh look! Squall just used his gunblade and cut poor old Setsuna right up the arm!
((in the background~))
Setsuna: You will face the wrath of Karin and I, Squall!
Squall: Oh, yeah, that's what you always say, Setsuna.
Setsuna: How would you know? You just met me today!
Squall: Oh yes, I forgot. Anyway, you will faint when you see my GF, Shiva!
Setsuna: I was not aware that we are in a Poke`mon city, Squall. ::snickers::
(A/N: For those of you confused people, Setsuna said "Poke`mon city" because she meant like, Shiva, being a GF who could be called forth to fight, was kinda...well, like something outta Poke`mon. Hope that made sense)
Squall: Oh you say that now, but soon, um, you will twist in pain at Shiva's icy powers! ...... ::looks in confusion at Setsuna's heat-plated armor, which magically appeared on her::
Squall: But...uh...how?...why?....when??
Setsuna: ::laughs and raises a red circle around Squall::
Squall: Ah! ::goes limp and hangs in midair in circle::
Setsuna: Now the finishing touch! ::charges at Squall with sword--is suddenly stopped by Ifrit::
Setsuna: Wai -- where did you come from?
Squall: ::slapped by Shiva, who was also trapped inside the red circle:: Huh? Wuh? Ifrit? Oooook...
Setsuna: ::screaming:: Wait! This is not FAAAAAAIIIIIiiiiiirrrrrrr!!! ::voice grows smaller in the distance from being thrown by Ifrit::
Squall: Wow, thanks Ifrit! You won me the game!
Ifrit: Whadda you mean, won you the game? ::picks up Squall and throws him at Setsuna, who was limping slowly back to the arena::
Setsuna: AHHH!!
Squall: AHHH!!
^both^: *BAM!* oww....
((~end background))
Mina: And Ifrit is the winner! Wow! How'd ya do it, Ifrit?
Ifrit: Well, considering the fact that I am hella big, and that I am hella mean, well, I just thought, it would be hella too easy to do Hell Fire, so I just beat the hell out of 'em. Bwahahaaa!!
Mina: Oook, well, this battle was brought to you by land! It's everywhere, get used to it.
Mina: OK, Anni! Back to you!
Anni: Thanks, Mina, and what an awesome battle that was! Don't you think so, An-
Anna: ::runs off towards curtains after Plankton...yet again::
Anni: Well, haha, um....so. Let's speak with the other contestants!
Zell: Hi, my name is Zell Dincht, I am 17, and Anni you can stop gaggling at me like that... ::laughs nervously::
(A/N: "gaggling" in the Anni-English Dictionary means = "staring, gawking, admiring look, playing WAY-too-easy-to-get w/ someone")
Anni: Haha, like what Zell?
Zell: Um...like you are leaning on me and all.....
Anni: Oh...oh! Yes, I am sorry Zell, I am just sleepy... ::rests head on Zell's shoulder::
Zell: ::squirms away:: Heeheee, well, um...........
Anna: ::comes back and then drags Anni away behind the curtains::
Zell: ::looks on in confusion::
Anni: ::screams very loud:: *thump*
Anna: ::walks out of curtains carrying hammer with blood on it::
Anna: Ok, sorry about that folks and Zell. She was very tired.
Zell: Um...I guess that's ok...where's my man Squall?
Anna: He is in Da Dome still...I think...??
Anna: ::calls back to camera-dude:: hey! where is Squall?
Camera-dude: I don't know. He was in Da Dome until Ifrit came...
Zell: ???
Anna: !!!
Anni: Uhhhh......man, I got cut on my head the size of LA....uughhhhhh...
Mina: ::rushes into the screen:: Oh my Gosh, Anna! Squall is -- say, what happened to you, Anni?
Anni: ughhhhhhhhhh........hammmmmmmerrrr.....
(A/N: Translation: hammer)
Mina: Oh ok then...Anyway, Squall is laying limp in the middle of the dome floor! We need a medic!
((siren goes off))
Zell: ::screams at Anni:: ::hits head on pole:: ::starts to beat up Anni::
Anni: Ow! I needed that leg!
Anna: Zell, calm down!
Mina: Where is that -- ::ambulance runs over Mina:: medic...
Anni: Um... ::looks over Mina's trampled body:: I think we might need another medic over here...
Anna: You got that right!
Anni: Hey, where's Zell?
((both look over and see Zell picking up ax, walking slowly towards Anni))
Anni: Should I run?
Anna: ...yup...definitely.
Zell: You will die, Evil Anni!! You will die!
Anni: Evil?! I am not evil!
Zell: You murdered Squall! You must DIE!! ::swings ax at Anni:: ::Anni dodges by millimeters::
Anna: Zell, stop! STOP!
Anni: That's what I'm sayin'! HELP!
Zell: You will die!
Squall: ::walks up:: Zell...um...I ain't dead Zell, crap....
Zell: Squall! You're alive!
Squall: Yes...ow, my head...yes I am alive. What the hell did you think?
Zell: ::blushes:: I thought that she ::glares at Anni:: killed you.
Squall: Um...no. Ifrit came and smacked me into Setsuna and we both became unconcious. How did you figure that she killed me?
((Spongebob and Selphie pop up))
Spongebob: OK! This is like Oprah, or something!
Selphie: Really!
Spongebob: I'm ready! I'm ready!
Selphie: I'm also ready. I'm also ready.
Anni: ::stares from Zell to Squall to Spongebob to Selphie:: I guess we could have a four-man battle between all of you.
Anna: No! A team battle!
Anni: Ok, I guess that would work, too.
Anna: Wait, who's gonna host the arena? Mina is um...sort of "asleep" rite now. I can't because I am doing the -- ::Ambulance Driver rushes into Anna::
Ambulance Driver (AD): OK, where's the dead corpse?
Anni and Anna: uh....what?
AD: The corpse! Where is it?
Anna: Well, see that girl on the ground over there? That is Mina, and she's -- ::huge T-Rex stomps up and picks up AD by the legs::
Anni/T-Rex (AnniT): OK! I THINK WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!
A.D: No! Put me down!
AnniT: ::swallows AD down whole::
Anna: ::gawks at bizarre scene that just happened in front of her::
Mina: ::from background:: ugh...what happened?
((Zell, Squall, Spongebob, and Selphie rush up))
Selphie: ::glancing around:: Oooooook.......
Squall: What the heck happened here?
Zell: ::Looks up and sees big T-Rex:: Oh...hi?
AnniT: ::roars very loudly::
All: ::screams and runs::
AnniT: ::walks up to camera:: Hi hi! I finally got everyone off the show except me!
Voice from background: Oh no you don't!
AnniT: ::looks behind and sees Link, Star Fox, and Ganondorf:: Um...this is not cool.
Link: Evil dragon..um...thingy, you will either be tamed to live and help destroy evil, or you will be killed!
Star Fox: Yes, or you can help defend cargo on the ship that I drive.
Ganondorf: Or, you can join me, and I will use you to kill all the world!
Mina: ::pops up:: No, you are all wrong! She is my best friend and she wouldn't do any of the things you asked her to do!
Link, Star Fox and Ganondorf: We'll see about that! ::all charge::
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A/N: So? What did you think about the 1st of many to come episodes of Tartar Sauce? It's very...strange as I would put it. I didn't write this...my friend Andrea a.k.a. Anni the hostess, is the writer of this! Let's give her a round of applause! ::crickets chirp:: Umm....anyways, R and R!!
P.S.
If you want to send Andrea(Anni) personal e-mails about Tartar Sauce, then here is some contact information:
Name: Andrea (a.k.a. Anni the Hostess)
E-Mail: litoblueanjel@yahoo.com
AIM: Cap10JackzGaL
-- To subscribe to Tartar Sauce (yes there is a subscription people) visit the following site to sign up:
If you subscribe, you can get your own copy of the scripts, before they altered for FanFiction.net along with Bonus items, such as Bloopers, and the Tartar Sauce National Football League!
Will Mina be able to fend off Link, Star Fox and Ganondorf?? Will Anni go back to being human (although this form suits her MUCH better)???
Find out in: Tartar Sauce, Episode 2!!!
Hope you enjoyed this! Episode 2 coming soon in 1-2 weeks or sooner!