A/N: My cousin and I held this conversation about this. As you can see we are very strange (but comic, oh so comic) people. This is the part of the movie when Legolas, Aragon and Gimlet see Sam and Fro do across the river at the end of the movie. This is kind of like a second ending and it's also what my cousin and I talked about. BWAHAHA!

Key: Legolas: blah blah blah= someone talking **Is an action** And nothing is narration.





Frodo and Sam leave across the river. Legolas: We must go after them! Aragorn: No Legolas, Gimli and I are going to follow them. You are going to find Merry and Pippin where there's an army of Orcs. Legolas: What! **Kills Aragorn** Gimli: Never trust an Elf! **Kills Legolas**





Man that would be a lot of throats to slit for Legolas if he had to kill the army of Orcs. EEH! EEH! EEH! Legolas slits a bunch of their throats. "Phew I'm tired, I'll finish the rest in the morning." **Walks off**



This happened to me when I was watching Lord of the Rings in theaters. Aragorn finally kills that Lurtz Urak-Hai guy and people start cheering. Then some guy in the audience yells "Star Wars rules!" Weird! Another time when I was watching it, it was with my friend (not my cousin) and Boromir pricks his hand on Narsil at Rivendell and says "Still Sharpe (Note the pun that Sean Bean played that 'Sharpe' guy in those TV movies, heh heh I am clever)". Then my friend says "Well duh!" I say, "Well it's been three thousand years!" Another time I was watching it was on DVD at my cousin's house on his big screen TV and his older college brother (my other cousin), comes in the room and rips a huge rank fart. We had to open windows and turn on the fans. It was horrible!

That's about it.







A/N: Yes that was really weird huh? Give me your feedback and flames are welcome. I laugh at you if you write one. **Laughs**