A/N: I've never tried my hand at a request-story, but since there currently don't seem to be any active ones in this fandom, I thought to myself 'Why not?' Here's how it works:

Basically, you give me a line that is being said by a character. I shall then write a story around it and I will try to make it funny (no promises). It helps if the line itself is already funny or has the potential of delivering a funny story.

The following should be included in your request:

- The line itself

- The character that says the line (optional)

- Other characters included in the story (optional)

- Whether it's the punchline (the last line of the story), the first laugh (the first line), or the comedic climax (somewhere in the middle of the story) (optional)

- Other details about the story (optional)

Example:

"Oh hi HaveYouBeenAnAlumnus, I loved the previous chapters and I have my own request:

'Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife!' is the punchline said by Munkustrap on his date with Demeter in a restaurant where Mungojerrie is a waiter."

Or:

'Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife!' is the punchline said by Munkustrap and Demeter and Mungojerrie also appear.

Or:

'Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife!' is the punchline said by Munkustrap.

Or:

'Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife!' is the punchline.

Or:

'Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife!' is said by Munkustrap.

Or:

'Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife!' and Munkustrap and Demeter are in the story.

Or simply:

'Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife!'

You get the general idea.

Other rules:

- Keep it decent. I'll try to keep it at most T-rated.

- Quotes that already exist are allowed (like the Monty Python quote I used in my examples)

- You can give me details about how you want your story, but give me some space to make it my OWN story. Don't give me the entire plot.

- Stories will be written in the order that the requests are posted.

- I'll try to do all of them and update on a regular basis, but again, no promises.

- Don't be mad at me. For whatever reason. Just don't.

- Don't do vegetables. Eat your school. Stay in drugs. Oh wait…

Anyway, I can't wait to see what all your brilliant minds come up with, and what my even brillianter mind can do with it!

Yours sincerely,

HaveYouBeenAnAlumnus