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"Envy, you know you want to.." Lust said to the sin, poking Envy in the chest.

"No.." Envy replayed crossing his arms and turning away, pouting a bit.

Lust took out the washcloth of doom, and the soup of conspiracy, then snapped on a pair of yellow gloves. "I've done it before. Besides..." she took out some strawberry scented shampoo... pink strawberry shampoo, "You'll get to smell pretty!"

"No! I don't want to smell pretty!"Envy started thrashing around and kicking the bathroom wall.

Wrath grinned and walked up to Envy, pinching his cheek, "Aw, don't worry Envy! It'll be over soon." He snickered as Envy slapped away his hand. "Now now, no need to get violent. All your doing is getting a bath... unless, your scared!" He threw his hand to his mouth in fake shock.

"NO I'M NOT!"

"Then why aren't you doing it?"

"I DON'T WANT TO!"

"Taking a bath isn't that hard! I mean, I do it every year or so. You don't do it at all! That's just disgusting." He coughed and plugged his nose, mocking Envy.

"No matter what you say, I am NOT taking a damn bath. You would have to burn me alive first. Or stick a thousand needles in me. Or make me walk on hot coals. Or-"

"Alright! I get it! You are brave enough to do all that, but still not take a bath," Wrath said, horrified at the thought of a thousand needles being poked into you.

"………"

"Are you a-scared?"

"No, I'm not-"

Lust growled, "Just get in the bathtub!" Lust pushed Envy in the tub and turned on the water.

"THAT'S FREEZING!" Envy shouted and got of the tub.

"You're not going anywhere!" Wrath closed the door.

"Get me out of here you brat!" Envy tried to 'kill' Wrath, but Gluttony somehow sneaked in and clomped on his arm.

"Let me go, fat ass!" He shook his arm wildly.

"Now, be a good little boy and do as you're told!" Lust pushed Envy back to the tub again. She grinned. "Oh, this is going to be fun."

"TIME TO CLEAN ENVY UP!" Wrath got some soap and started scrubbing his brother. "See, this isn't so bad, is it?"

"MY EYES!" Envy shouted, wiping some of the soap that Wrath 'accidentally' got in his eyes. Wrath just threw random cleaning products on top of his head to try and shut him up.

"Hey! This is fun! I GET TO CLEAN AND TORTURE ENVY!" Wrath was happy. He even whistled a merry sing along song.

A few hours of getting Envy back in the tub and trying to clean him, he was finally done.

"Envy's all sparkly clean!" Wrath tried to hold back his laughter. "And pretty!" With that, he lost all control and burst out laughing.

"Can it!" Envy, who was really wet, said.

"Now, don't you feel prettier? And better?" Lust said, grinning, obviously proud of her work.

"I'll get you for this one day.."

Then water started dripping from the second floor.

"Wrath did you remember to turn off the water?"

"Um..?"

Before Wrath got a chance to say anything, the water came pouring down from the ceiling; drenching Wrath, Lust, and Gluttony.

All of a sudden Envy's rage got the better of him.

"Look what we have here! Three dirty homunculi that need to be cleaned!" He said with a wicked smirk. Envy grabbed one of the many humongous bars of soup that were scattered around the place and started chasing the three homunculi.

"AHH! ENVY'S A BIG MEANIE!" Wrath said while running with Lust and Gluttony.

"GET BACK HERE!" screams the maniacal, envious Sin.