Tiny Penis Song

by Mairu and Kururi

Tobi sings the Tiny Penis Song. T for broken bones and frequent mention of men's genitals.

A/N: Another story from the new Mercy and Faith account. It's an awkward transition, but it's almost over. Now we must add more stories to it under both of our names! The tiny penis song is courtesy of NomNomProductions. Curious as to where they got it from? Ask them.

Tobi was strange. Deidara was aware of this. And yet, Tobi's level of stupidity continued to grow, on a daily basis.

"Yes I have a tiny penis in my pants!" Tobi sang as they walked down an abandoned road. He clapped twice, and ignored Deidara's obvious stare.

"Yes I have a tiny penis in my pants!" Two more claps.

"No it really isn't wrong! If you care to sing along and say~" Deidara was about to laugh when Tobi pointed at him and continued to sing.

"That you have a tiny penis in your pants!"

Deidara broke two of Tobi's bones, in place of the two claps.