Chapter 1...
(Jet POV)
I groaned as I searched through the bounties that were still alive. A week ago the ISSP declared a dead or alive offer on the top 50 bounties. They all died in about 3 days so only a few chump change bounties were left. Ed was looking too. Well, I think she was looking, its hard to tell when her monitor is on her goggles. Ein was watching Ed do her thing. There was nothing left, and we were in need of some fast money.
Things were looking bad...
I looked over to Ed who was on her head spinning around.
"Ed? Are you okay?"
The wire connecting Ed's goggles started to get wrapped around her body as she spun. She eventually got completely wrapped up and fell to the ground. She then squrimed over to me like a worm.
She smiled and said, "Edward is feeling normal."
That made me raise an eyebrow.
Edward squirmed back and said, "Edward has something."
She used her toes to hack into my computer and bring up an article.
I sighed, "Ed, don't do that. Hmm... say, this could be big."
"What's big," Spike asked as he came into the room with Faye next to him. Ed hopped out of her wires and sat next to Jet.
Some new religious cult, ISSP is cracking down on them. We can get 10,000 wulongs for bringing in a member of this cult."
Spike gave me a pissed look. "That's just chump change."
I smiled, "There are 1,000 members in one building on Callisto and a 5 million wulong bounty on the leader."
That got Faye's attention. "That's 15 million for the whole building."
Spike shook his head, "I don't like it. Are we gonna take on an entire building of fanatics?"
I again smiled, "That's the catch, their religon is non-violent. They wouldn't hurt a fly."
Faye laughed, "This is going to be easy"
"Yes sir," Ed yelled, "and Edward will help take in the cowpokes."
(Ein POV)
Jet raised his eyebrow at Ed, "Oh, you think you can take out a bounty. Please."
"Edward can too take out a bounty. Edward could take out you."
Jet laughed, "Oh yeah, go ahead Ed. Try me."
Jet stuck his chin out waiting for a punch.
"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay." Ed yelled as she hopped on her computer.
She started typing like crazy. All of a sudden Jet's cybornetic arm went nuts. It started flailing back and forth. Jet grabbed it to try to stop it, but Ed made his arm hit him right in the chin.
Jet fell to the floor.
"Spike-person." Ed yelled.
Ed continued her tapping. Spike grabbed his left eye screaming. In a few seconds, he collapsed next to Jet.
"Faye-faye."
'Faye-faye' was running away scared from Ed. Ed did some more typing, and all of a sudden all of the lights on the Bebop started flashing like crazy. I shut my eyes and looked away. When I looked back Faye was on the floor in convulsions.
Ed smiled and said, "And now Edward will go sleepy-by."
She picked up her Tomato computer and knocked herself in the head with it. She fell to the ground smiling.
I always knew that girl would kill us all...
End of Chapter 1
(Jet POV)
I groaned as I searched through the bounties that were still alive. A week ago the ISSP declared a dead or alive offer on the top 50 bounties. They all died in about 3 days so only a few chump change bounties were left. Ed was looking too. Well, I think she was looking, its hard to tell when her monitor is on her goggles. Ein was watching Ed do her thing. There was nothing left, and we were in need of some fast money.
Things were looking bad...
I looked over to Ed who was on her head spinning around.
"Ed? Are you okay?"
The wire connecting Ed's goggles started to get wrapped around her body as she spun. She eventually got completely wrapped up and fell to the ground. She then squrimed over to me like a worm.
She smiled and said, "Edward is feeling normal."
That made me raise an eyebrow.
Edward squirmed back and said, "Edward has something."
She used her toes to hack into my computer and bring up an article.
I sighed, "Ed, don't do that. Hmm... say, this could be big."
"What's big," Spike asked as he came into the room with Faye next to him. Ed hopped out of her wires and sat next to Jet.
Some new religious cult, ISSP is cracking down on them. We can get 10,000 wulongs for bringing in a member of this cult."
Spike gave me a pissed look. "That's just chump change."
I smiled, "There are 1,000 members in one building on Callisto and a 5 million wulong bounty on the leader."
That got Faye's attention. "That's 15 million for the whole building."
Spike shook his head, "I don't like it. Are we gonna take on an entire building of fanatics?"
I again smiled, "That's the catch, their religon is non-violent. They wouldn't hurt a fly."
Faye laughed, "This is going to be easy"
"Yes sir," Ed yelled, "and Edward will help take in the cowpokes."
(Ein POV)
Jet raised his eyebrow at Ed, "Oh, you think you can take out a bounty. Please."
"Edward can too take out a bounty. Edward could take out you."
Jet laughed, "Oh yeah, go ahead Ed. Try me."
Jet stuck his chin out waiting for a punch.
"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay." Ed yelled as she hopped on her computer.
She started typing like crazy. All of a sudden Jet's cybornetic arm went nuts. It started flailing back and forth. Jet grabbed it to try to stop it, but Ed made his arm hit him right in the chin.
Jet fell to the floor.
"Spike-person." Ed yelled.
Ed continued her tapping. Spike grabbed his left eye screaming. In a few seconds, he collapsed next to Jet.
"Faye-faye."
'Faye-faye' was running away scared from Ed. Ed did some more typing, and all of a sudden all of the lights on the Bebop started flashing like crazy. I shut my eyes and looked away. When I looked back Faye was on the floor in convulsions.
Ed smiled and said, "And now Edward will go sleepy-by."
She picked up her Tomato computer and knocked herself in the head with it. She fell to the ground smiling.
I always knew that girl would kill us all...
End of Chapter 1