Qunnie's drunk dialing gone wrong
12:30 Am
"Hello"
"Hey babe how bout you bring that sexy ass of yours ova here"
"Quinnie-"
"Rach I told you to never call me that..Now get over here so I can pound that pussy of yours with my big cock"
"Quinn-"
"Rachel 'hicc' get that ass over here"
"Lucy Quinn Fabray this is your mother not your girlfriend Rachel"
"Oh-I'm hanging up now"
1:00 Am
"He-llo"
"Baby come over here I need you"
"Fu-ck Britt stop baby I'm on the phone"
"Britney. Rachel yout fucking my best friend. What the fuck?"
"Um"
"Um, What the actual fuck"
"Um Quinn"
"Britney, why are you fucking my girlfriend?"
"I'm confused I'm with your girlfriend?"
"YES YOUR WITH RACHEL AND YOU'RE FUCKING HER!"
"Hey Q this aint's the hobbit. Don't yell at Brits again. And if you ever interrupt our sexytimes I wil come to your house and chop your dick off." Click
1:15 Am
"Baby I'm horny"
"Oh sweet baby cheesus"
"You don't sound like Rachel"
"No this is Finn"
"Finn you better not be touching my girlfriend!"
" Um...wait Rach is your girlfriend?"
"Yes"
"Oh my- mailman, mailman, mailman!"Click
1:30 Am
"Baby can I come over to your house or maybe you come over here?"
"Who is this and please don't canll me baby again?"
"But hunny I'm hornier than ever, I may be a tad bit drunk but i can still get it up."
"Seriously, who is this? I don't feel like looking at my caller I.D."
"Rachel it's your 'hicc' girlfriend."
"Wait Striesiend has a girlfriend?"
"Yes...wait who is this?"
"Mercades and you are?"
"Hehe I'm Quinn, now please put Rachel on the phone."
"Um Q Rachel's not here...and now i gotta go bleach my brain."Click.