A/N: I am on a ROLE! YESH! So, I was bored, looked up Katy Perry, and saw a picture of cereal guy. I don't know how I came up with this, but I did. Thank you, Faithy~! 3 Anyways, if you can't keep up, the order for the speech bubbles is reporter, interviewer, cereal guy, interviewer, cereal guy, so on so forth. I did that for my Polish fans~! (Stereo type song) And yes, I have earned the right to make fun of the Polish, because I am of Polish decent! *Awesome kingly pose*
"Hello everyone. This is random reporter reporting to you, the random reader. We interviewed cereal guy and he decided to give us the what's what on the FMAB crew! On to you, random interviewer."
"Thank you, random reported. I am random interviewer, and I'm here with cereal guy, asking the what's what about the FMAB crew! So let's begin. This is a photo of Edward Elric, when he was younger. He was quiet short."
"Well, he'll grow up to be a tall man."
"Here's a photo of Edward Elric now. He's the same height. Now, here's a photo of Alphonse Elric when he was younger. He was so cute!"
"He's a wimp. He'll stay that way."
"He's now a giant suit of armor! This is Winry when she was little!"
"She's never gonna get a boyfriend!"
"Her and Edward had two kids! Here's a picture of Riza Hawkeye and Roy Mustang."
"She's a lesbian, he's gay."
"They got married! Here's a picture of Jean Havoc!"
"He's gay."
"Well… That wouldn't surprise me. Here's a picture of the humonculi family!"
"They're all a bunch of idiots."
"… They really are, aren't they?"