Hello, I'm doing a CHB mary-Sue story... edits and commentary done by my friend Claire! She's hilarious and sarcastic :)
Disclaimer: Percy Jackson series is not mine. I don't own it. Rick Riordan does.
Rosie Goldenshimmer What a nice name... was walking along a beautiful sunlit path Seriously? Might as well say she was "frolicking" when all of a sudden a horrible monster ran at her Aah, oh no! What is this said horrible monster?. She screamed and almost fainted Typical but she had enough sense to run away You're still a prissy blonde. Then she noticed a stick on the ground and picked it up to defend herself A freaking stick? Are you serious? That's not defense, that's stupidity. But she didn't have to because two people Annabeth and Percy came running at the monster with sharp swords. The blonde girl ran in, stabbed the monster, then ran back out, while the other guy with black hair ran at the other side and stabbed him. What the heck is this monster doing But then as the blonde girl tried to stab it again, she fell, and her sword flew away when did it grow wings? and fell right next to Rosie. How convenient. They looked like they were in trouble so Rosie picked it up and ran at the monster Stupid. Go and hide with your fellow dumb blondes. When did you learn to sword fight?. She stabbed it in the gut, then launched herself over its head. Launched? Is she a freaking gymnast? I would have fallen on my face and eaten by the freaking monster that's about to freaking eat her. While it spun around trying to find her, She's right behind you, idiot. If you were really spinning, you'd see her. Rosie gave it a final stab and it disintegrated. The two people turned to her and said "Wow, you were amazing!" What. Rosie smiled hugely and said, "Thanks so much, I really didn't try." Pfft, I'm sure you didn't. If you were really not trying, you'd be dead, okay? The two people traveled with her a bit, when they got to a camp place. A camp place? Everyone looked at her cause she's pretty. No one knew who she was. But they thought she was pretty of course and looked like an important person, so they looked at her. I'm looking at my computer. It's not a pretty and important person. Um, okay... The black-haired guy, who introduced himself as Percy, took her to a centaur named Chiron, How the heck does she know what a centaur is? And why is she not freaking out that a guy has horse legs and stuff? who told her about Camp Half Blood, as it was called. He said she could stay there forever. I'd be freaking out. Rosie smiled. "Thanks, I really like it here, you've been there ten seconds but why would I need to stay here forever?" The centaur replied, "Because you're a child of an Olympian god and you could be in danger. *le gasp* Nooo, she was just attacked by a freakin monster, that's not dangerous at all!" Rosie was afraid but she stayed calm How. and nodded. "So who is my parent?" she asked. The blonde girl from earlier, Annabeth, said, "You'll find out soon enough, let's go eat dinner." Rosie sat with the Hermes cabin, because she was unclaimed, but that changed. All of a sudden, everyone gasped and looked at her again. She saw that she had a glowing golden symbol of something Real smart. "Something." above her head. Um, how can she see it if it's on top of her head? "All hail Rosie Goldenshimmer, daughter of Hera." "All hail"? Is she a freaking queen or something? She's been there five minutes. Rosie was so confused again, but she just followed it. Everyone smiled at her and she smiled back like the shrub she is. The guy from earlier, Percy, led her to her cabin, where it was empty. Rosie asked why, and Percy responded, "There hasn't been a demigod child of Hera at camp, so no one has lived here."
"Ohhh, okay," Rosie said because apparently she knows everything and isn't freaking out that there are gods and stuff in the world. She was special here, just like everywhere else Way to be modest. She flipped her golden sunlight colored hair and blinked her stunning green eyes at Percy. "So are you and Annabeth together?" she asked. Way to be tactical.
Percy nodded. "I guess so?" he shrugged. You're freaking dating her. "You guess so"? Rosie stepped closer to him and smiled hugely her wonderful golden smile. "But I really like you, so…" Percy was too stunned to do anything as she randomly went and kissed him. Well, that escalated quickly... Then she kicked him out, but he'd be back tomorrow. You sure about that? She decided to sleep then, and she layed down in bed. The bed was so comfortable, she fell right asleep. Yeah, because a bed that hasn't been touched in fifty-plus years and is covered in dust and spider webs is a freakin feather bed.
This is stupid.
Shut up.
No.