Surprise Marriage!

Could it all just be a trick?

I've read some manga and watched some anime with Naruto in it, and although it's not much (compared to hardcore Naruto fans), I still know enough about Naruto to write something as stupid as THIS!

Naruto was fighting Sasuke, almost a whole day of fighting, when out of nowhere Orochimaru appeared out of nowhere.

"Release ginjitsu!" He said.

Suddenly Naruto and Sasuke found themselves in a church, both of them wearing dresses and the church was full of people, including Sasuke's supposed dead parents.

"I now pronounce you both Kamas! You may now kiss each other wildly." Then Orochimaru forced the two to kiss by pushing their heads together.

Sasuke struggled and then got himself free from the forced kiss. "What just happened?"

Orochimaru said "You're married to Naruto now!"

"What!" yelled both Naruto and Sasuke as they looked around.

"The whole past few years was just a mirage! Sasuke, you're parents aren't dead, and Naruto, you're whole life was a lie! You're parents are still alive! AND Sasuke's a girl!"

Both Naruto and Sasuke's parents were watching the wedding, and yes Sasuke was a girl.

Tears were streaming down both Naruto's and Sasuke's eyes. It was just too much to take in all at once.

"Why did you do this?" they cried.

"Well, before you two were born it was decided that you two marry each other, to bond the Uzumaki family with... uh... whatever Sasuke's family name is; and we knew that if we tried to force you two to get married the traditional "force the kids to marry each other" way, we would have died because you two are just too powerful!"

"But why such elaborate illusions? What about all those people I killed? All my friends? Do they not exist too? asked Naruto, as Sasuke was staring at his... er... her girl body.

"You'll find out later." Orochimaru said.

But Naruto didn't get to find out why almost his whole life was a lie, because after the wedding party he killed himself (couldn't kill himself with people watching of course). Since Naruto was dead Sasuke was free to spend the rest of her life as a lesbian (Sasuke doesn't like guys).

The End ...unless maybe you what sequels?

If you do want a sequel, tell me!

If you don't (I don't think I'll have enough time to type one anyways), could you still reveiw for this?