Zeus: Hello, mortals and demigods, and monsters alike! We are now receiving letters to answer for our new show, Ask the Olympians! IT will be held in our throne room every time and it will be *glances at Apollo* Splend-or-iffic?
Apollo: *stage whispers* Great job, Zeus! You said it just how I coached you to!
Ares: After ONLY 300 tries…
Athena: Honestly, why are we doing this?
Poseidon: Because…it will be fun…DUH.
Athena: *snorts* MY idea of fun would be designing a new building!
Aphrodite: Is that why nobody likes you?
Ares: OOH! Burrrrnnn!
Athena: *rolls eyes* Aphrodite… I thought YOU were my friend…
Aphrodite: *looks around to make sure nobody's looking-which they are* Yeah, when nobody else is here!
Hera: Well, I'M still your friend.
Ares: Haha, the queen-
Aphrodite: DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT!
Ares: Okay, Queen female dog and the nerd. Ha. Perfect friendship-both unloved.
Hera: Watch your mouth around your mother!
Ares: *meekly* Yes, Mother.
Hermes: Well, the point is, WRITE US LETTERS! I'll deliver them, and you'll get a response!
Apollo: A HAIKU COMES TO MIND!
Artemis: Please, no.
Apollo: Yes!
Write a letter to us
We will answer fast,
'Cause we are gods….
Artemis:…Wow.
Athena: Apollo, 'Cause is not technically a word.
Apollo: ….AND?
Hermes: Just write the letters and we'll answer!
Aphrodite: YAY!