I HAVE THE MOST AMAZING IDEA EVER NONE OF YOU HAD EVER THOUGHT ABOUT(except maybe over 9000 people).

A NINJAGO TROLLFIC.

OHNU?

OHYES.

I WILL NOW INTRODUCE MY EPIC MARY-SUE OC.

ANGELIKA POOLE, WITH ALL THESE LAST NAMES: Angelika Blossom Unicorn Rainbow Stuff Thangs Shiny Minecraft Call-of-Duty Doritos Grimes Dixon Poole

…

It was a normal day in Ninjago and the ninja had nothing to do because it was raining.

"GOING OUT IN THE RAIN IS COOL!" shouted Jay. "WHEEEEEE"

He opened the door and ran out while magic rainbow unicorns were flying around for no reason.

"Hello everyone!" screamed a girl.

"! BUT WHO'S THAT!" said Kai, while the girl was riding one of those magic unicorns, her purple and golden beautiful eyes shining. Her long, wavy blonde hair seemed to never get tangled. She got down, and the magic unicorn almost hit Jay, who didn't move even if normally he would've acted like these 9 year old kids you find screaming on Xbox Live. With a clap of her hands, she made the rain stop. And then she looked at Cole who turned back into a normal dude instead of being a ghost.

"wat" he said.

"My name is Angelika Poole."

"yeah what are your powers?" asked Zane.

"I have all the powers you can think of! My father was the OVERLOOORD!1!"

"WHOA!" the Ninja all screamed at the same time.

"Who's the mother?" asked Kai.

"Um… Um..."

"THAT'S ALL RIGHT, NO NEED TO KNOW IF SHE'S JUST A BAD GUY- I MEAN GURL THAT IS SPYING ON US! AND WHO CARES IF SHE'LL ALL KILL US!" shouted Zane and Kai.

"TRUE DAT!" said Garmadon, who just came back from the dead(yeah, 'cause in the series, he's totally dead.)

"DADDY!" Lloyd screamed.

"SON."

"YOU ARE ALIVE DAD."

"YES I AM SON."

"KK stop all the drama" said Cole.

"MEOW MEOW MEOW!" said Kai who was suddenly a cat because Angelika had turned him into one.

"MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!"

"What is he saying?" Jay asked.

"That's all right! I can speak ALL languages, even cat!" purred Angelika, because her magic powers could make her purr even if she wasn't a freaking cat.

"MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!" meowed Kai.

"He's saying… GET ME OUT OF HERE I HATE THIS I WANNA BE HUMAN AGAIN" Angelika translated. "Wish granted, Kai!"

"MEOW MEOW HELP HELP HELP… hey I'm not a cat anymore! Thanks Angelika even if you totally was the first one to turn me into a cat and I do not even feel angry at you for this even if I'm freaking Kai!"

Angelika then started to cry.

"ERMAGERD WHAT'S WRONG ANGIE" all the ninja screamed.

Yay Cliffhanger!1!11 :DDDDD

I feel ashamed of myself for writing this.

But it's fun.

And if I self-inserted, it would look like this:

Me: WELL HELLO EVERYBODY

Angelika: *shoots me with rainbow unicorns*

Me: OHNO Y U DO DIS AUGHH *dies*