As he stomped around his hideout, Mukuro Rokudo had never been more furious in his whole six lives. Not only was his 'super-evil' right eye bleeding, but Chikusa and Ken had eaten all the Eggo Waffles! He slammed his fist against a wall and shouted, "THOSE GODDAMN IDIOTS! AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR THEM, THEY GO AND EAT MY WAFFLES! WHY, DAMMIT? WHY?" That was when Mukuro broke down crying for the first time.

"Are you crying, Rokudo-sama?" Mukuro spun around and saw M.M. standing before him. Mukuro quickly wiped away his tears and replied, "I was NOT crying, you bitch! Anyway, what's the matter?" Suddenly, M.M. started to blush. She seemed to be tugging at her skirt as she tried to say something.

"I...I need tampons, Rokudo-sama." M.M. replied nervously.

Mukuro felt like dying on the spot as he found himself walking to the nearest Wal-Mart. 'Why the hell am I doing this again?' he wondered as he walked into the store. He was surprised to see so many aisles of food, refreshments and other crappy objects in one single place. It was obvious that Mukuro had never been to a shopping mart before.

After looking around for a while, Mukuro finally found the tampons. However, something else came to his attention. 'One box has cotton tampons while the other box has rayon tampons...WHICH ONE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET, DAMMIT?' Mukuro thought nervously.

He eventually decided to buy both of them. Being a villain and all, Mukuro slipped the boxes into his pockets and rushed out as soon as possible. As he headed back home, Mukuro thrust his fist into the air and shouted, "OH YEAH! WHO'S THE SUPER-EVIL BADDIE NOW?"

Mukuro couldn't help but feel a little proud as he handed M.M. the tampons. After dodging several police men, a giant bulldog, two kittens, and a lawnmower, Mukuro had safely made it back to the base.

"Thank you, Rokudo-sama..." M.M. quietly squeaked as she quickly walked away. Mukuro let out a sigh and walked off to his room to read manga.

It was the middle of the night when something obvious occured to Mukuro.

'WHY DIDN'T I SEND KEN OR CHIKUSA TO GET THEM?"