Pee-Wee's Trap House: A Halloween Surprise
Pee-Wee Herman was sitting on his couch one day- wait, his couch is alive. So that technically means that he's sitting on his face... whatever. Anyway, as
the two lovers were romantically having some sort of sexual contact, Pee-Wee was talking to Chairy, who he dearly loved with all of his heart. "Hey Chairy,
it's Halloween" he said. "No goddamn shit Sherlock Fucking Holmes, ya so fuckin' stupid. Fuck ya. Little asshole." said Chairy."And stop sitting on my face
ya shit-covered twat." Pee-Wee jumped up in realization and exclaimed, "I FORGOT TO GET CANDY FROM THE STORE!" Chairy said "Yer such a stupid
dick-cruncher. Ya can't fuckin' go to the store. Ya got damn banned from the county stores for touchin' your meat in IKEA." Pee- Wee instantly had a
flashback to when he was in IKEA, laying on a sample bed and beating his meat. "… I had an itch.." he said. Chairy rolled his creepy ass eyes and said "Ya
damn forced a 5 year old to touch it, by tricking her into thinking the word of the fuckin' day was suckmaicock." Pee-Wee changed the subject and stood
up. "Chairy, do you think you could go to the store for me and get some?" "FUCK YA NIGGA DO I LOOK LIKE IMMA GET THE FUCK UP OUTTA MY SPOT AND
GO TO THE STORE TO GET LITTLE DICKBUTT KIDS SOME FUCKIN' CANDY FUCK YO WHITE ASS" Chairy said. The doorbell rang. Pee-Wee grabbed his weenie
in his pants and ran to the door. As he opened it, he discovered that there were 3 children, 6 year olds to be exact, dressed up in costumes. One was a
pirate, another was something from Star Wars, I don't know. I'll say Chewbacca. And the last one was a slutty cop. Pee-Wee got an instant boner from
looking at the kid dressed as Chewbacca. ".. I have candy for you children!" said Pee-Wee. You could hear Chairy flapping his annoying ass mouth in the
background. "HE LYIN, HE FUCKIN' LYIN. HE AIN'T GOT SHIT FOR YOU DICKBUTT CHILDREN. FUCKIN' TWATMONKEYS. HE'LL TRY TO RAPE YA LIKE HE DID THAT
ONE TIME WHEN I WAS A YOUNG LAD, I WITNESSED IT WITH MAH OWN EYES. HE TOOK THIS KID AND-" Chairy didn't finish his sentence because he was
having a slow, painful death. Pee-Wee burned him alive and set him on fire. "Now, children… won't you cum- I mean, come… inside?" The children said,
"we don't talk to strangers." Pee-Wee got a sense of rage inside him. "GETTHEFUCKINSIDE!" The children hurried inside. The trap had begun.