Jack was ordering around his duplicates again, while I was locked in a very intense staring contest with a goat.
I looked up when I heard Jack stab one of his duplicates, I was wondering where mine had gone off to, but I saw them drinking rum so I shrugged it off.
"It will all have to be redone, all of it! And let that serve as a lesson to the lot of you! [camera moves to reveal Jack talking to only himself] Doldrums sir, has the whole crew on edge. I have absolutely no sympathy for any of you fecculant maggots. And no patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness!" Jack said, he grabbed my hand as soon as I was closed enough and I got on his back as he swung to the ground.
"No wind, of course there's no bloody wind. On my soul I do swear, not a gust, a whisper, a tiny miniature lick. Yes, I know, but why would he do that? Well, because he's a lummox, isn't he? And we'll have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited" I was a bit confused as to what Jack was talking about, he giggled and picked up a rock.
"A rock" I said. I took it off Jack and threw it, we turned around and saw the rock in front of us.
"Shoo" Jack said, he picked up the rock again, licked it and threw it away. He grabbed my hand and we started walking away.
"Now we're being followed by rocks, never had that before. Oh, a rope!" He pulled the rope and it fell down.
"Grab some of it" He said to me, I did as I was told. We tried to pull the Pearl but it wasn't working. Jack fell over and I collapsed next to him, closing my eyes.
I opened them again when I didn't feel the sun any more, I got up and watched the Pearl sail on a wave of crabs, but I snapped to my senses and ran trying to catch up to it.
"Come on Jack" I shouted as he was still staring after the ship, with a very confused expression on his face. Once I had managed to catch up I waited for Jack and pulled him aboard.
Together we climbed up to the mast and stood proudly watching at the sea came closer.
I followed Jack as he walked up to the group of people on the beach, recognising quite a few.
"A sight for sore eyes! Jack! Becca!" A very convincing Gibbs look alike said.
"Mr Gibbs!" Jack said.
"Aye Captain" The look alike said.
"I thought so. I expect you can account for your actions, then?"
"Sir?"
"There has been a perpetual and virulent lack of discipline aboard my vessel! Why is that, sir?"
"You're in Davy Jones' locker, Captain"
"We know that. And don't think we don't, because we do" I said, taking a hold of Jack's hand. We walked along, looking at the look a likes.
"Jack, Becca" Hector lookalike said.
"Ah, Hector. It's been too long, hasn't it?" I asked.
"Aye, Isla de Muerta, remember? Jack shot me" I looked at Jack who stared back innocently.
"No he didn't" We quickly moved along.
"Tia Dalma, out and about, eh? You lend an agreeable sense of the macabre to any delirium" Jack said.
"They think we're a hallucination" I turned to Will.
"Tell us something. Have you come because you need our help to rescue a certain distressing damsel? Or rather a damsel in distress? Either one?"
"No" He said.
"Well then your wouldn't be here" Jack said.
"So you can't be here" I continued.
"QED your not really here" Jack finished.
"This is real, we're here" My eyes shot to Elizabeth as she spoke, I glared at her from where I stood. Jack and I quickly backtracked to Gibbs.
"The locker, you say?" I asked.
"Aye"
"We've come to rescue you" Elizabeth said.
"Isn't that ironic" I said.
"Have you, now? That's very kind of you. But seeing as we possess a ship and you don't, it seems as though you're the ones in need of rescuing and I'm not sure as we're in the mood" Jack said.
"I see my ship right there" Barbossa pointed to the Pearl.
"Can't spot it" Jack said.
"Must be a tiny little thing hiding somewhere behind the Pearl I said.
"Jack. Becca. Cutler Beckett has the heart of Davy Jones. He controls the Flying Dutchman" They crowded around us.
"He's taking over the seas"
"The song has already been sung. The Brethren Court is called"
"Leave you people alone for a minute and look what's happened, everything's gone to pot" Jack said.
"Aye, Jack, Becca. The world needs you back something fierce" Gibbs said.
"And you need a crew" Will said.
"Why should we sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill us in the past, one of you succeeded" I looked straight at Elizabeth as I said that.
"Oh, she's not told you? You'll have loads to talk about while you're here" Jack turned to Tia "As for you..."
"Now, don't tell me you didn't enjoy it, at the time" She said. She stroked my cheek, and I shuddered away from her.
"We never -"
"Alright your in" Jack said, and I rolled my eyes.
"Don't need you, you scare me" I said to Ragetti and Pintel.
"Gibbs, you can come" Jack said.
"Marty. Cotton. Cotton's parrot, I'm a little iffy, but at least I'll have someone to talk to" I said.
"Who are you?" Jack asked the people we didn't recognise.
"Tai Huang. These are my men" He gestured to the people behind him.
"Where do your allegiances lie?" I asked.
"With the highest bidder" He replied.
"We have a ship" I said.
"That makes you the highest bidder"
"Good man" Jack said. "Weigh anchor, all hands, prepare to make sail" He shouted.
I opened the compass to see it swinging wildly, Jack looked down and sighed as Barbossa said.
"Where you going Jack?" The damn monkey was on his shoulder, and it screeched at us. Barbossa tapped the charts in his hands and grinned at us.