Go away and I mean far, far away
Written by Sanzo's Guardian Angel
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The problem
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Zonaki sighed as she walked though the forest, her feet meeting all the grass, she leaned against a tree; hand on her forehead, fed up.
"Awww man how did I ever get myself into this mess" she looked down the way that she just came and moaned.
"Especially with her…"
Then a girl popped out on the path Zonaki just walked though, she was about Goku's height, yellow top, purple trousers, dark brown boots, green blanket wrapped around her arms and back, tanned skin, bright orange hair, big green eyes, long ears, you can tell she's youkai.
Sadly Zonaki knew who she is, yes you've guessed it, Gyomaroh's (Well I think that's how you spell it) daughter in the flesh, Lirin.
Zonaki moaned, as she dropped her arm from her head, dangling in rhythm to the wind that was blowing past.
'Dammit, I could really go for a cigarette right about now'
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Hours earlier
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"Awww man I can't believe this?"
Sanzo looked up at Gojyo, wondering what was wrong, what catastrophe could possibly take Sanzo's attention away from his precious newspaper.
"Well it was your fault, now hand it over, I won fair and square so hand it" Zonaki raised her hand forward to acclaim her prize.
Gojyo groaned and handed her that packet of cigarettes after being defeated in a game of 'Coin Toss'
Hakkai glared at them, walked over and snatched the cigarettes off Zonaki.
"Hey Hakkai, what's the matter?" Zonaki looked at him clueless as usual, wondering what's wrong.
Hakkai looked and replied "Zonaki you should know better than smoke, I thought you promised to stop smoking a month ago?"
Zonaki looked at him innocently, eyes wide, "I only smoke when I win"
"But you always win" Hakkai sighed; he should've known better than let Zonaki pick when she smokes and when she doesn't.
"Here since you have nothing to do, why not go out and get some supplies that we need encase we camp out…" Hakkai handed Zonaki the shopping list;
'Right, let's see…' Zonaki looked at the list
'Shopping list
Meat
Beef buns
Jelly buns
Ramen noodles
Coke-a-Cola
Beer
Vodka
Whisky
Bandages
Plasters
Apples
Banana
Bullets
Petrol'
'Wait something's missing…oh yeah'
"Hakkai what about the cigarettes, you forgot to put them on the list…" Zonaki looked up at him, innocently, as usual.
Hakkai sighed, making it obvious that he didn't forget. "Listen you can smoke when you're twenty that was the age that Gojyo started at…"
Gojyo stopped, eyes wide, he turned round and laughed nervously "Yeah, yeah that's right he, heh, heh, ha"
Zonaki frowned at him, 'Liar' glaring at him with her sapphire eyes.
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After getting all the stuff, walking back to the but look who she found?
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"Well that's everything…I think, wonder if I should buy myself a quick cigarette before I head back to the Inn?" Zonaki looked up at the sky, watching all the clouds form into funny shapes, one looked like Hakuryu, and the next one looked like a giant lily pad, now the one after made Zonaki laugh, there was one of those almost chibi designs, it looked like Sanzo when he's in a bad mood or having a bad day.
Zonaki continued to walk down the dusty path, walking past many normal people, some young children having fun, some adults having a chat, there were lots of stalls in perfect lining, all of them in many different colours and many people were having fun.
Zonaki turned her attention over to a green stall, she walked over, stopping in front of the stall, "Excuse me Sir?" the stall owner turned around to face her, "Do you sell any cigarettes?" the stall owner shock his head
"What brand?"
"Well what you have got?" Zonaki wondered
"Josses, Kingson, Maruni, Lackonson…"
"Maruni please" Zonaki interrupted, the stall owner grabbed a plum packet out of the shelves behind him, and handed it to her, "That'd be one hundred yen" Zonaki took her free hand and digs it deep into her pockets ad got out Sanzo's credit card and handed it to the stall owner, as soon as the stall owner extracted the money out of it, he returned it to Zonaki, "Thank you"
Zonaki walked away from the stall and continued down the path, she tapped the box a cigarette came out.
"AAAGH HAH!"
Zonaki jumped, she looked forward, she glared, Lirin was right there, just when Zonaki is all relaxed from a stressing lecture from Hakkai, a horrible beating from Sanzo, a whining from a losing Kappa, and a moan from a little monkey who keeps complaining about not to forget the beef buns.
Zonaki sighs, then turned her face towards her making a tired, sad face, "And what pleasure should I gain from meeting Kougaiji's brat of a sister Lirin?" Lirin pointed at her with a big grin on her face.
"You're going to hand the sutra over to me…" Zonaki stared at her, eyes widened, 'What is she an idiot?'
"I don't have the sutra you MORON! And besides I'm not in the mood to play with you today, I'm kinda busy at the moment, so go and play with a ball of yarn or something you're a cat, aren't you?" Zonaki mocked, she turned around from her and walked away, Lirin scowled at her.
"Are you, making fun of me?"
"Go away you baka cat" snarled Zonaki, she continued to walk away. Lirin ran towards her and smacked Zonaki's back, in turn making her drop the packet of cigarettes, Zonaki bends down to pick it up, but before she could Lirin jumped in front of her, destroying the packet.
Zonaki's eyes widened, in fear, Lirin smiled again and pointed at her, "Take me to Sanzo?" Zonaki didn't answer, "Hey can you hear me or what?"
Zonaki stood up, infuriated filled with rage, "RIGHT YOU BITCH!"
Lirin jumped, "I TRIED TO BE NICE, HITTING ME IN THE BACK WAS ONE THING!" Lirin collapsed in a sitting position looking terrified, Zonaki was peering over her, "BUT STANDING ON MY CIGARETTES, NOW YOUR GOING TO PAY!" Lirin looked up and was about to cry, "Just as soon as I return this bag to the others" said Zonaki as she walked off, in rage.
The End, To be continued