Fellowship characters mine, plot and 407,000,000 random others are mine. Ha.
Why the Fellowship was Nine
-So they'd be the same number as the RingWraiths
-Because Elrond said so
-Because no one else wanted to go
-Ever seen the conflicts that arise from the many people on Survivor?
~This is what would happen if there were 407,000,009 people/elves/hobbits/dwarves/wizards etc. in the Fellowship~
-Part in the book where the evil wolf-things attacked them, about 20 killed. Total: 406,999,989
-Part in the movie where it shows the Fellowship walking all important-like, four men roll down the hill and die. Total: 406,999,985
-Re-shooting same part, too many people to shoot, so Peter Jackson runs some through with Boromir's sword, fires 351 others for dramatic effect. One more falls down the hill. Total: 406,999,630
-Peter Jackson catches cold, 625 others catch cold. Because they couldn't come to work, they were fired. Total:406,999,005
-At the Pass of Caradhras, 400 people freeze to death, 120 more fall through the snow and off the cliff, and two more are blown off. Saruman's voice lulls one into walking straight off the edge. Total: 406,998,482
-At the doors of Moria, when the doors open, four are knocked unconcious, 578 are eaten by the giant squid thingy. Frodo escapes unhindered because the others are distracting it. Total:406,997,900
Why the Fellowship was Nine
-So they'd be the same number as the RingWraiths
-Because Elrond said so
-Because no one else wanted to go
-Ever seen the conflicts that arise from the many people on Survivor?
~This is what would happen if there were 407,000,009 people/elves/hobbits/dwarves/wizards etc. in the Fellowship~
-Part in the book where the evil wolf-things attacked them, about 20 killed. Total: 406,999,989
-Part in the movie where it shows the Fellowship walking all important-like, four men roll down the hill and die. Total: 406,999,985
-Re-shooting same part, too many people to shoot, so Peter Jackson runs some through with Boromir's sword, fires 351 others for dramatic effect. One more falls down the hill. Total: 406,999,630
-Peter Jackson catches cold, 625 others catch cold. Because they couldn't come to work, they were fired. Total:406,999,005
-At the Pass of Caradhras, 400 people freeze to death, 120 more fall through the snow and off the cliff, and two more are blown off. Saruman's voice lulls one into walking straight off the edge. Total: 406,998,482
-At the doors of Moria, when the doors open, four are knocked unconcious, 578 are eaten by the giant squid thingy. Frodo escapes unhindered because the others are distracting it. Total:406,997,900