Aries Dib v.s. The Horrible Sock Monster
Dib belongs to Jhonen Vasquez, but the puppet is MINE!!! ALL MINEEEEE!!
One fine day Aries Dib woke up to hear someone ranting from the other end of his bed....
AriesDib: What the?? *puts his glasses on and looks at what appears to be a sock puppet at the foot of his bed ranting obscenities* Oh no!! I knew if I didn't wash my socks over a peroid of six months they'd turn bad....
HSM: Hey Biotch!! get me some Lucky Charms!! I'm starving!!
AriesDib: Wow!! my theories are true!! *snaps back into reality* Get you're own cereal you f*cking sock!!
HSM: Do I look like I have the nessecary limbs to walk outta here and get some of you're scummy Cereal?! *bites Aries's foot making him realise that sock puppets had very sharp teeth*
AriesDib: *Oooww!! my foot!! Fine, I'll get you're rikkafrikkin cereal *walks out mumbling stuff under his breath and seething*
HSM: That's better.
meanwhile A.S. is in the kitchen preparing cereal when TaurusGaz appears...
AriesDib: You won't believe what's happening to me this morning!!!
TaurusGaz: you got you're foot stuck in the toilet again?
I thought I told you flushing yourself wasn't an honorable act of Suicide!
AriesDib: *Rolls his eyes* No sis!! I woke up to find a sock puppet at the end of my bed screaming like a lunatic and it ordered me to get it some cereal!!
At this time Gaz promptly shoved his head in the microwave and turned it on cook... then released him....
TaurusGaz: Maybe now that you've heard the terrifying screams of you're braincells dying you will be jarred into reality!!
AriesDib: *Twitching and at the same time at a loss of words* But gaz......!!
Gaz: Not looking back as she walked out... Damn.. A sister can dream..
Soon AriesDib returned with cereal for the ravenous sock puppet...
AriesDib: I hope you like it... after all I did lose a few brain cells doing it.. *grumbles*
HSM: *Noticing Dib drooling and convulsing slightly* That's obvious... *attacks the cereal bowl and is finished within seconds*
Dib: *looking at the Sock puppet as it made big puppy eyes* What are you doing?
HSM: *In Furby mode* Me Furby. You Mama. Neeeed Huug!!
Dib: Oh crap!! *inches close to the head board of his bed and grabs a rubber glow in dark alien figurine* GET BACK!! I've got an alien and I know how to use it!!!!
To be contiued...... Review Oh Please!! in the name of everything Insane!!!!!!!!
Dib belongs to Jhonen Vasquez, but the puppet is MINE!!! ALL MINEEEEE!!
One fine day Aries Dib woke up to hear someone ranting from the other end of his bed....
AriesDib: What the?? *puts his glasses on and looks at what appears to be a sock puppet at the foot of his bed ranting obscenities* Oh no!! I knew if I didn't wash my socks over a peroid of six months they'd turn bad....
HSM: Hey Biotch!! get me some Lucky Charms!! I'm starving!!
AriesDib: Wow!! my theories are true!! *snaps back into reality* Get you're own cereal you f*cking sock!!
HSM: Do I look like I have the nessecary limbs to walk outta here and get some of you're scummy Cereal?! *bites Aries's foot making him realise that sock puppets had very sharp teeth*
AriesDib: *Oooww!! my foot!! Fine, I'll get you're rikkafrikkin cereal *walks out mumbling stuff under his breath and seething*
HSM: That's better.
meanwhile A.S. is in the kitchen preparing cereal when TaurusGaz appears...
AriesDib: You won't believe what's happening to me this morning!!!
TaurusGaz: you got you're foot stuck in the toilet again?
I thought I told you flushing yourself wasn't an honorable act of Suicide!
AriesDib: *Rolls his eyes* No sis!! I woke up to find a sock puppet at the end of my bed screaming like a lunatic and it ordered me to get it some cereal!!
At this time Gaz promptly shoved his head in the microwave and turned it on cook... then released him....
TaurusGaz: Maybe now that you've heard the terrifying screams of you're braincells dying you will be jarred into reality!!
AriesDib: *Twitching and at the same time at a loss of words* But gaz......!!
Gaz: Not looking back as she walked out... Damn.. A sister can dream..
Soon AriesDib returned with cereal for the ravenous sock puppet...
AriesDib: I hope you like it... after all I did lose a few brain cells doing it.. *grumbles*
HSM: *Noticing Dib drooling and convulsing slightly* That's obvious... *attacks the cereal bowl and is finished within seconds*
Dib: *looking at the Sock puppet as it made big puppy eyes* What are you doing?
HSM: *In Furby mode* Me Furby. You Mama. Neeeed Huug!!
Dib: Oh crap!! *inches close to the head board of his bed and grabs a rubber glow in dark alien figurine* GET BACK!! I've got an alien and I know how to use it!!!!
To be contiued...... Review Oh Please!! in the name of everything Insane!!!!!!!!