Well, I got this brilliant idea when I was actually thinking about another fanfiction, Kankuro Needs A Gal Too won't be coming online for a while, because I'll be working on this one, sorry :3
Disclaimer: I own not Naruto, if I owned it, Kankuro would be the main character...and he would be wearing KISS boots...
Naruto Music Reviews
Mary was pacing in her new thing, it was new...it had a new paint smell. IT WAS HER NEW FANFICTION!
"Excellent...I shall capture them all, and force them into my dasterdly deeds", she cryed out, laughing evilly and slammed her hand on her desk, "Get them my minions!", she shouted. On her command, a swarm of kindergarden children ran into the glowing orb of teleportation, which would transfer them all to the Naruto world.
"Hope they don't attack too many innocent people", Mary smirked, sitting down in her desk. She tapped her slightly stubby fingers on the top. Her curly brown hair was put up into a messy bun and her dark green eyes seemed to be smiling almost as much as her pinkish lips. She was holding a list, which had the names of all the characters she wanted.,
List For New Show
Kankuro
Chouji
Shikamaru
Shino
Kiba
Jiraya
"Hmm, well, maybe I should put in TenTen...naw", she smiled and looked over at the strange glowing orb.
In Konaha
"Oh shit!", a random guy shouted, as a random kindergardener latched onto his head. The streets were filled with little creatures laughing, everybody seems so happy, what's this?. Well actually no, there was just a lot of screaming people. Kiba was walking past one of the kindergardeners, not really paying much attention to the evil young boy, when it identified poor Kiba, it latched onto his head and carried him back to the glowing time portal.
"What the hel-, AHHHHH!", he shouted as he was pitched into the glowing void.
"Ha-ha-ha, one down, five to go", the kindergardener laughed in a robotic voice and went off to find more destruction. Luckily, everybodys favorite bug boy was in hiding, shhhhh. Don't tell anyone. A kindergardener was hiding right behind him though, their sneaky little bitches. he was grabbed onto his head and Shino's bugs swarmed the poor child.
"AHHHH!", the child shouted but still stayed latched on, as the bugs swarmed him, more and more children joined in and they managed to drag poor Shino to the portal and throw him in. They dusted off their hands and went back to work.
Jiraya had just been shot down...poor old man, even old men have feelings. He looked over at the swarm of children and quirked an eyebrow, everybody was screaming.
"There he is, get him", said a child in a robotic voice and they swarmed the perverted hermit,
"Get it off of me!", he shouted and waved his arms madly, trying to get the things off of him, of course he wasn't going to attack them, they were children. The children also managed to drag him to the portal and -poof-, the perverted hermit was gone.
Shikamaru and Chouji were on a large hill, Chouji was eating...naturally and his best friend was staring up at the clouds, they never saw it coming. A swarm of children sped up the hill, towards the boys. Shikamaru turned his head to look at the approuching midgets and quirked an eyebrow. Chouji hadn't noticed them yet.
"Ha-ha-ha, Mary will be very pleased", the leader cackled and grabbed onto the calm Shikamaru.
"Huh?...WHAT?...Chouji, where are you?", Shikamaru shouted and flailed around, well his little group carried him to the portal, tossing him in. Chouji wasn't far behind, getting tossed in roughfully.
"We don't get payed enough for this", a kid panted and flipped open his list, checking off all the Kohana boys. He looked at the list and squinted, "Kankuro, we have to take a road trip for this", he said and rounded up all the children, leaving villagers in the streets.
In Suna
"Stupid Karasu, with it's stupid repairs", Kankuro mumbled darkly and screwed in another bolt. He heard noise outside his window and he peeked outside, spotting a swarm of children. "Hm, must be a field trip", he mumbled and went back to work, the children kicked open the front door and swarmed inside.
"What the hell?", Kankuro shouted and grabbed Karasu, before creeping down the stairs to see, "What do you guys want?", he sneered, looking over the snot nosed brats.
"Your soul", the leader replied in a robotic voice and swarmed Kankuro, they carried him off to the portal, they had brought it with them.
"AHHHH, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE-", he shouted, before being tossed into the portal, the little children following behind him.
In The Studio
Shino, Kiba, Chouji, Shikamaru and Jiraya were sitting in their cage sadly, they had fallen into it and the gate had slammed shut. They didn't even have time to defend themselves.
"This is so sad", Jiraya mumbled and kicked a metal bar, hurting his perverted toe. Shino was sitting there quietly and Kiba was trying to knaw through the metal bars.
"How troublesome...", Shikamaru yawned and Chouji nodded sadly, he wasn't even in the mood to eat really. Suddenly a glowing ball hung overhead their cage and the gate opened.
"Freedom!", Kiba yelled and leaped at the open gate, only to come into contact with Kankuro's shoulder, the gate slammed shut again and the glowing portal floated off.
"WHAT THE HELL, WHAT'S GOING ON?", Kankuro shouted and latched onto the bars of the cage, "I'm too young to die", he whimpered. Out of the shadows they caught a glimpse of a figure and they all whimpered then.
"Hello, my sexy anime boys", Mary replied smoothly, "I hope you are getting used to your cage, because you'll be staying here for a long time unless you give me what I want". She went over to the bars and stood a few feet away from them, just in case they lunged.
"A night of hot sex with multiple people", Jiraya smirked, Mary rolled her eyes and pressed a button on her button pad of doom, which was placed nicely in her pocket. The button was the "Perverted Shock".
"AH!", Jiraya cried out, getting a shocking shock all through his body, he collapsed in a slightly smoky wreak and all the other boys looked over at him, terrified.
"I need you to listen to songs, review them, you know, let people know what you think and that's all I need", she replied happily, bouncing slightly.
"That's all?", Kankuro replied smugly. Mary looked over at himk and nodded.
"Thta's all", she replied simply and pulled out a CD, "Just listen to these and give people your opinion on a song I assign you".
"One question, where are we?", Kiba asked.
"Your in Canada".
"I've never heard of this Canada, now where the hell are we?", Kiba yelled angerly.
"Just think of it as Ice Country, except for where we are, we're in the state of B.C, Vancouver Island actually, just call it "the place that never gets snow and decent anime".
"Oh".
Mary sighed and pointed to her room, which was right beside the cage, "Sorry guys, but I gotta ask you to go into my room, my mom's going to be back any minute, if you go into my panty drawer, there will be hell to pay", she opened the top of the cage and they all jumped out, filing into her room. Jiraya had to be dragged in by Shikamaru though.
"This is my room, I was just about to go get blankets for you guys, I hope you don't mind sleeping on the floor", she asked curiously.
"I don't really mind, do you guys?", Jiraya said and turned to the boys, they all shook their heads and Mary smiled to herself.
"Okay, I'll be right back, don't try to escape", she caled over her shoulder as she walked out the door, closing it behind her.
They all sat in silence on Mary's floor, Chouji was munching on his potato chips and looked pretty happy, Kankuro just looked like he wated to jump out of Mary's securely fastened window, which would be pretty hard.
"So, who wants to raid her panty drawer first?", Jiraya smirked, jumping up from the floor, he strood over to the drawer and pulled it open, revealing Mary's bra's and underwear.
"Are you actually thinking of doing this Jiraya?", Shikamaru mumbled, apparantly trying to nap. Jiraya looked over at the lazy boy with shocked eyes.
"Of course I am", Jiraya laughed and snatched up Mary's lime green panties, her favorite pair. Chouji looked over at the pervert and frowned, the girl...Mary, was going to be so embaressed, he actually felt sorry for her. Suddenly Jiraya jumped and fell over, the shock running all through his body again. Shino looked up to see a very red Mary standing in the door way with blankets in one hand, nobody had heard her open the door, but her finger was on the Pervert Button.
"Oh, blankets", Kiba smiled and lunged at Mary, knocking her over, before picking out the fluffiest blanket. Akamaru could be seen huddled in his coat now. Mary looked up and smiled.
"I didn't see you there Akamaru", she laughed and tossed the blankets around, they all got pretty good blankets, except for Jiraya, he got the itchy wool one that everybody hates.
"You deserve it", Chouji mumbled and went back to his chip munching. Mary smiled and looked at the clock, it was almost 9:00 pm and her mom was due back any minute.
"Okay guys, I guess it's time to go to bed, you can start tomorrow", she smiled and went over to her drawers, pullng open one and picking out her penguin pajama pants and a black shirt, she strood off to the bathroom and got changed, before heading back and looking over the slumbering boys, except for Jiraya, he is a man. She flung herself on top of her bed and curled up underneath the covers, this was going to be a lot of fun.
First chapter done, hehe, review away if you want. The actual show part will start tomorrow, you can add the songs you want to be reviewed to your reviews winkwinknudgenudge. This will be the lineup, unless I feel like throwing in Neji or something.