PokeNaru!
This will be my first ever PokeNaru! (Pokemon and Naruto mixed together.) This is gonna be hilarious! It will make you laugh, it'll make you cry, but most of all, you'll see the true nature of some of the nicest characters in each anime! **READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!**
CHAPTER 1: MISSION ASSIGNED
"Damn it!" Tsunade yelled as she sucked on her middle finger after she had gotten a paper cut. An extremely deep paper cut…
"What is it? You never get all huffy about a paper cut! Is there something I should know about?" Shizune asked as Ton Ton let out a cute little squeak in his sleep.
"No…the entire village needs to be notified of this one, I'm being threatened." She cursed.
"The entire village shouldn't have to worry over that! Surely not…!" she mumbled the last bit.
"Some sissy named Wallace wants to hold some sort of a contest here because of its view. They can't be notified of the fact that this is a ninja village and if I decline then he is going to lead the entire Sound Village into battle with us along with these creepy creatures called Pokemon…or at least something like that." Tsunade grumbled.
"That's terrible!" Shizune gasped.
"It has happened before. It lasted a week and you were out cold during it." Tsunade put in with a quick snicker.
"Hum." Shizune grumbled silently.
"I guess I shouldn't be worrying too much. Just make sure everyone keeps quiet on this end and they'll never expect a thing!" Tsunade smiled deviously.
"Sometimes…you scare me." Shizune mumbled as a picture of Tsunade showed up in a thought bubble. She had devil horns and wings and a fiery background appeared behind her as Shizune's dead body lie at her feet while she cackled.
**Shizune sweatdrops**
"Like I said," she smiled, "No need to worry!"
"Maybe…" Shizune mumbled.
"May, Brock, Dawn, Harley, Drew…are we there yet?" Ash groaned.
"Pikachu! Pika Pikaaaa!" Pikachu groaned loudly. (Translation: Shut up you hobo!)
"Sorry Ash, it is gonna take another six hours." Harley said in his…voice. "I wish there was a faster way there!"
"Why should you care? I am the one who is winning. Well… me or Drew. Isn't that right Baby?" May said as she lied her head on his right shoulder as they walked.
"Yup!" Drew smiled lovingly. "Ain't no way in hell that loser is gonna beat either of us."
"You all have got your brains in a bind!" Dawn shrieked, "Me and Empoleon are gonna win this!"
"Right. I forgot…it two years for Piplup to finally evolve into Empoleon! What a joke." Harley teased.
"At least my Pokemon didn't die from starvation. I feel for poor Ariados." Dawn sighed sympathetically.
"Oh SNAP!" Ash smiled playfully.
"I was in a coma for a year! What do you expect to happen!? He can't feed himself you know!" Harley cried.
"Shut up you homo…" Drew mumbled from the side.
"You three are here for a very important mission!" Tsunade told them all. Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto all looked at each other. "You must make sure that no one that is foreign to the ninja world that this is a ninja village. Or it could be significant on whether or not Konoha survives this invasion."
"And who exactly is invading?" Sasuke said, raising an eyebrow.
"They call themselves Pokemon Masters/Trainers. They have these weird creatures that can only say their names and fragments of their names. Right now…we are in deep doodoo…" Tsunade put a hand to her forehead and sighed.
Naruto burst out laughing.
"I'm serious!"
"You-!"
"NARUTO!"
"Said-!"
"UZUMAKI!"
"You said doodoo! HA!"
"Immature little…" Tsunade cursed as she waved her fist in the air. "Maybe I should switch you out with Neji."
"YES! PLEASE!" Sasuke and Sakura said in unison as they held their hands together as if praying.
"Okay, I will add him, and Hinata too. Naruto, though, is staying in. You will need all the help you can get."
"Yes ma'am!"
"Okey-dokey, Boss!"
They all glared at him with menacing faces.
Think of a happy place, think of a happy place… Naruto thought through the glares.
"Alright, go find Neji and Hinata."