another day at the MITM house
'Malcolm get your muddy shoes off the table!' lois screamed
to the camera- 'mums been in a bad mood recently, i personally think its the menopause'
'for god sake malcolm i can hear you i'm not deaf!'
'whaaat? you heard that?'
'of course i can, im not reese!'
Malcolm is speechless, he's been speaking to the camera for 7 seasons and no one else had heard, or had they?
'And for your information its not!'
To be continued perhaps