That's right, I've been inspired again! To make up for my weird... thing of a fic, here my funky version of Cinderella.
Omi: What part do I play?
Zanzou: You'll see... *snicker* Aya plays the Queen though... With Yohji as his King...
Aya: Do I get paid?
Zanzou: Of course dearie. *hiding Monopoly money behind back*
Aya: I'll do it then.
Yohji: What do I get out of it?
Zanzou: You get Aya.
Yohji: Deal.
Zanzou: And Nagi plays the Princess... *cackle*
Nagi: WHAT?! No! Never!
Zanzou: You'll like the ending. I promise. *leer*
Nagi: No! I'll never play a girl!
Zanzou: Oh, really? *smirks* Even if I told you that... *whispers in his ear*
Nagi: *turns red, looking very interested* Okay...
Cinderella! My way.
By Zanzou Youko
Once upon a time, in a land which strangely resembled the Spooner continent, there lived a beautiful princess-
Nagi: I am NOT a princess! I'm a Prince.
*cough* - who did not get along with her- I mean his parents.
Nagi: What do you MEAN I have wear a dress? You never said anything about a dress...
Queen Aya: *monotone* It's for the good of the kingdom.
Nagi: Good of the kingdom?!? Why do I care about some rotty old kingdom in some no-name dump?!?!
*ignoring Nagi* Unfortunately, the King had become a trifle- obsessed after seeing the Queen wearing what will only be described as... honeymoon clothes *coughleathercoughlingeriecough*.
King Yohji:*stares at Aya* *attempts to jump him*
Queen Aya: Not now, dear.
Thus, things being as they were, --his parents almost always occupied with their *cough* personal business, they couldn't take much care of their son. Understandably, Nagi felt a little... neglected by his family.
Nagi: What do you mean, neglected? And how am I their son? They're both guys! And where are you any way? If I can't see you, I can't kill you...
The magic of fanfics, Nagi. As for where I am... That's for me to know, and you to guess about. *going back to the story* Seeing that their son was lonely, they decided to get him a guardian.
Brad: I will not be held responsible for your actions. They do not reflect me in any way.
Nagi: ..... *sweatdrop*
Sadly, his guardian had his own distractions...
Schu: *singsong voice*Oh, Bra~ad!
Brad: Don't call me that!
Schu: You know you love it...
...and Nagi's only REAL friend was his psychopathic gardener.
Fafie: Flowers hurt God. *licks garden shears*
Nagi: Ri~ght Farf... That's right...
And so, one day, the people at Happy Endings R Us, decided to get him an even better friend....
Nagi: I hate my life.
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TBC
Anyone like it? I'll post the next part VERY soon.