The Immortal Sexi Foursome

Chapter 1

Stalkers and BDSM

Bekki: Oh Jesus, God you didn't Lenni? Please tell me you didn't.

Lenni: I did.

Bekki: ...

Lenni: Bekki?

Bekki: ...I'm not talking to you.

Lenni: ...-lower lip trembles- -eyes fill with tears- B-b-bekki hates meh!

Bekki: For fucks sake I do!

Lenni: I thought you liked Clare!

Bekki: I do!

Lenni: I thought you liked Erin!

Bekki: I fucking do!

Lenni: ...Then what the fuck is your problem?!

Bekki: I like them both... I just... the immortal thing... it was our thing... now I have to share you... with two other people... for eternity!

Lenni: You are way too needy.

Bekki: I'm sorry!

Clare: Hey guys... ah, why's Bekki crying?

Lenni: Um, you don't want to know, Clare... like for serious you don't.

Erin: Do I want to know?

Lenni: No Erin, even you don't wanna get into this shit.

Erin: Okay.

Bekki: -sniffle-

Lenni: Group hug!

Bekki: I l-love you guys...

Lenni: Ruin a perfect gropage moment, why don't you Bekki?

Bekki: I'm sorry... -deep breath- so... you guys wanna go do something?

Erin: What are you suggesting, Bekki?

Bekki: God, don't be so suspicious Erin, I just meant we could like... go looking for some awesome legend... or something.

Lenni: Hmm, she's got a point; we have a while before the world ends... but look for what?!

Bekki: The happi beava!

Lenni: ...

Erin: ...

Clare: ...

Erin: No, Bekki.

Bekki: I fucking hate you all.

Lenni: Love you too.

Bekki: Eh, fuck this shit, come on Lenni let's go learn to breathe under water, catch you guys later?

Clare: You can't just make us immortal and leave us here!!111one

Lenni: Clare, with great longevity comes great fun, now fuck off and enjoy yourself, we'll be around – the world isn't that big.

Clare: M'kay.

Erin: So, it's just the two of us now.

Clare: Yup!

Erin: What do you feel like doing?

Clare: Shipping! –squee–

Erin: ...Why am I not surprised?

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Lenni: Bekki, I can't see!

Bekki: Shh, get down, they might look this way.

Lenni: WE'RE ON-

Bekki: Shhhhhh

Lenni: We're on the roof of a fucking building, why the hell would they look up here?

Bekki: I don't know!

Lenni: Then let me see!

Bekki: Fine, God. -.-

Lenni: They're not even doing anything, just standing there!

Bekki: What did you think they were doing, Lenni?

Lenni: Um, I don't know... like something!

Bekki: Lenni, I plan to stalk them for at least twenty years – if you're not up for being patient tell me now.

Lenni: I can do this.

Bekki: Wow, your determination is surprising.

Lenni: Shut up, whore, why do you want to stalk those fuckers anyway? They're not even doing anything.

Bekki: Lenni, they have to do something interesting sometime... and I want to observe people...

Lenni: Why do you look like that?

Bekki: Like what?

Lenni: You're leaving something out... tell me, whore!

Bekki: It's nothing!

Lenni: TELL! ME! YOU! WHORE!

...

Bekki: I wanna be telling the truth when I say 'I has stalking skillz' that's all.

Lenni: M'kay, love, we'll stalk them then.

Bekki: W00T!

Lenni: Now are they doing anything interesting?

Bekki: Not really... oh wait... oh my God, epic moment!

Lenni: What?!

Bekki: They just walked into 'The Den.'

Lenni: The Den?

Bekki: Adult concepts... BDSM, love, very BDSM.

Lenni: OooOOoOooOOh.

Bekki: Shh, look!

Lenni: What have they got?

Bekki: Damn, nothing interesting... just some gay fuzzy handcuffs.

Lenni: How could you possibly know that?

Bekki: ...

Lenni: Bekki?

Bekki: I... I got some special surgery done, on my eyes.

Lenni: What?! You could have been blind for eternity!

Bekki: Eh, I don't think so. It's worth it just watching you when you think I can't see what you're doing... in the dark for instance...

Lenni: BEKKI! ...Fucking whore.

Bekki: Hehehe... oh shit... where'd they go?

Lenni: I don't fucking know, why don't you use your perv-eyes to find them?

Bekki: I'm trying, they aren't on the street!

Lenni: We've been tracking them twelve years now and the moment they do something REMOTELY interesting you LOSE them!?

Bekki: Twelve years huh?

Lenni: HOLY FUCK!

Clare: Surprise glomp!

Lenni: Eep! SHIT!

Bekki: Clare GTFO me!

Clare: Ahahaha fine, but you're not going anywhere.

Bekki: Aw fuck... the cuffs... damn you to fucking hell, you immortal bastards!

Erin: Play nice, Bekkity!

Lenni: She's the one who wanted to stalk you guys! Why am I tied up?!

Clare: Psh, Lenni, you could have stopped her if you wanted.

Lenni: SO?!111one

Clare: Ahahahaaaa.

Lenni: Clare, did I ever tell you that you have a wonderful evil laugh?

Clare: Flattery won't save you now, Lennster!

Lenni: Erin, come on, surely you can see she's insane?

Erin: You spied on me for over a decade, Lenni, whether it was Bekki's fault or not I'm not going to be the one to let you go!

Lenni: I HATE YOU ALL!

Bekki: Psh, we wouldn't have this problem if YOU hadn't immortalized them, Lennikins.

Lenni: Psh yourself, we wouldn't have this problem if YOU hadn't immortalized me, Bekkers.

Bekki: Fuck you, you brought it on yourself.

Lenni: I did not!

Clare: Shut up both of you!

Bekki: O.O

Lenni: O.O

Erin: Clare said a bad word.

Clare: -.-

Erin: Oh well, I'm done here, you know there's a special button that opens the cuffs, right, Lenni?

Clare: NOOOoOOooooOOOOoOoOOOoOooooooooOo!!1111one

Erin: Um, Clare?

Clare: MY PRISONERS!!11111111111oneoneeleventy

Lenni: O.O

Bekki: Well, I'm outta here –cough– coming Lenni?

Lenni: Oh, I see it... yes, I suppose, I feel like going to Disneyland...

Bekki: M'kay, I've never been.

Erin: Really?

Clare: STOP IGNORING ME!!11!!11111111!!1

Lenni: ...I'm hungry too, hey Erin, you know how to cook right?

Erin: Um, maybe.

Bekki: Eh, well now you can learn to pickpocket.

Clare: ...