Title: That's Life
Rating: Teen to Mature
Pairing: Ace x Luffy and Zoro x Sanji; various pairing.
Theme: Mobsters and Romance/Fights/Blood/Gore/AU/OOC/Fantasy

Author: Sorry guys for any mistake in grammer as such or whatever. Forgive me since I'm doing this for pure fun and least try to get my writing a bit better. I do love me some Ace and Luffy together :) they are so cute. But Luffy is a domiante uke who talk dirty alot. hehehehe Ooo yeah sorry for any OOC just to be sure.

I do not own One Piece if I did Ace and Luffy would had a baby together along with Zoro and Sanji. UuU and Gold Roger be a The King of Pirate from the Undead and Living.

Ace's POV:

Hi,I'm Ace D. Portgas I'm currently walking to school with a girl name Hari Asita. She a greatest friend that I endure everyday,she mostly doesn't have arms. She lost them when somebody poison her through her arms and her dad kinda chop them off and sew the her arms now. But it was too late that the poison seep through her body and her father rush her to the nearest clinc. She surive the ordeal saying missing her both of arms was not a big deal they were only arms. I admire her courage and toughness,but also I slightly envy her since she has a family but I don't. You see I'm orhange and I never knew my parents. All I know that they died for unknown reason. I found this out when I was five also I've a adopted brother name Luffy. I know its a silly but hey? I liked it but anyway he used to follow me around like a lost puppy. I found it quite cute but others see it annoyances I didn't care what the others say about him or what he do. I really do missed him already I think I'm becoming an emo. Hahaha anyway back to the present anyway Hari is a high strong woman dislike others taken pity for her being handicap. She will kicked them hard in the face or in the growing area... It took her three years to get used to them. Since she hate relaying on others,but I'm am happy that she do accept some type of help. She only accept few and I'm am one of them. I do her shoes and write her notes since she can't do it,oh don't get me wrong she CAN do it. But her body would give out . Oh yeah and I help her eat as well she dislike anybody else feed her only I can feed her. I forgot to say she clinging too. Hehehee and about her family life she the daughter of the mafia. Her father King Ditrirk own the mafia called "Knight Mafia". The reason why he called King Ditrirk cause he act like a 'Good King'. And also I respect him,you see I was in a mafia called "WhiteBeard" where Edward Newgate was an honest men that think blood should never be shed. Only when its nesscary. And always respect others in the group; he's also my adopted father he tooked me in after my adopted brother was adopted by another family. He taught me alot of things about life and death,even the mafia. But that all change two years ago when he was walking to the store and was shot down by some of his men. They even cut off his head to take it to his rival for some type of reward or torphy. It sicken me to the end I wanted to find them but only a few who was loyal to him. Me and Whitey Bay,Thatch,Marco,Haruta,Vista was the only left. We was planing to get our revenge who killed my adopted father,but Hari convice us not too. She told us that her father would happily adopted us
the others was unsure since they never met him nor go to her house. Well let just say he one of a kind type of man that I enjoy being loyal to after many atempt to end him all he did just laugh at me and saying "Your funny!" so I gave up after that.

"Yo? Ace are you ready our first day of a new school?" said Hari who was jumping up and down as she walked. And her uniform skirt was a bit short showing a bit of her cute monkey panties.

I chuckle at her and mostly nodded,gave her a noogie. She was complaining about her hair when I know she doesn't care about her hair. I was cleary laughing when I was done with her. We reach our school it was kinda a bit run down but when we enter the school it was fancy like crazy. I groan at annoyance when I see girls who started winking at me. But thank god for Hari and her protective ass over me. We made it to our first class and that was Art. Since she can't do things like normal people does,beside its fun for me to stuff her since she open up her home to me and my gang. As we enter all eyes was on us I could've heard alot of whispering and snickering about us. But I don't care about me but I'm more worried about Hari since she got a temper on her. I mean she highly beautiful that any girl can envy and want to have. But she dislike for anybody and I mean ANYBODY talking about her like she some diease. I looked at her she just sneer and went to the teacher.

Normal POV:

"Okay class we got two new student this year." as the Teacher yelled to get everybody attention. Hari spoke up first since she clearly want to get her 'point' across.

"Okay listen here! Don't be whispering about me like I'm some kind a fucking freak morons! So what that I don't have arms! By the way I do have some good ass hearing! I can whoop some of ya ass if I chooses but I won't since I want clean start! So.. Hi I'm Hari Asita please to meet you everyone" as she said that and went to her desk since it was the back where she and Ace like it that way. Ace just roll his eyes at her for being so blunt about it and that he might get in trouble with her father with it. He cough and gave everyone a charming smirk.

"Yo,I'm Ace ."

He went to the back as well. Since everyone was still stuck on stupid from Hari's blunt ness of her rudeness. The teacher decide to let it go for now and went on teaching. There was a weird kid with a long nose with curly hair looking back at the two. Hari was simply getting annoyed by the second but Ace calm her down a bit. Since he want a fresh start with going to school. He knew Ditrirk want them to have some type of Education; since he knows he won't be forever babying them even include Hari since she a daddy girl.

As the bell ring for them to go to there next class. Hari cling onto Ace's shirt with her teeth since she doesn't have no arms. Ace stare at her then grin then look at the long nose boy. He was practaily out the room. Both of the teens blink confusedly but the shrug it off anyway and went to there next class.

-History-

The long nose boy crashed into with a boy with moss lawn green hair. Who's was glaring and wasn't in the mood but he looked down and notice who he was and picked him up.

"What the hell Usopp!"

Usopp sweatdrop a bit and say he was sorry,calm down a bit.

"Sorry Zoro..The new kids are scarier in my class! Well except the other kid he's seem friendly but not that no arms girl! She much scarier then Nami when she on her per-"

As soon Usopp about to say that a punch came flying out of nowhere and hit him right on his nose. Zoro was snickering but was mostly wasn't listening to him. Nami was standing there holding her fist highly pissed off. Usopp was on his knees begging for her his forgiveness from him. Nami started threating him very loudly making everybody stare at them before moving on. Robin put her hand on Nami's shoulder.

"I think that enough Nami he seem he didn't mean too? Right Usopp?" she smiled. Usopp was nodding happily with tears,Nami just sigh but glare at him very hard. Zoro was too busy laughing when Sanji kicked him in the gut hard.

"Shut it moss hair!"

"Grr,I'm gonna kill you! Fucking shitty cook!" said Zoro who growls loudly at Sanji. Whom merely glance at him and then flipped him off. Before any fight can break out the teacher told get to class or else.

As the group went to there class that was Science. Where Ace and Hari was at sitting all the way in the back bullshitting and talking shit about random people. Usopp notice them and quickly point to them quietly.

"Guys? That's the new student... The red head is scary" he mumbled to his group. Nami was checking Ace's out like pretty hard and even Robin. Ace quickly notice and looked at them with a blank stare 'like seriously!'. Nami and Robin somewhat looking away blushing. Zoro and Sanji seem not to care too much until Sanji notice how beautiful Hari was,he started seeing hearts everywhere.

"She quite a beautiful,I bet she has a beautiful personality to match it as well."

Usopp gulp a bit but mostly sweatdrop and mumbling underneath his breath."You just don't.."

"Well class we got two new student I want to meet. You two please come up and inderduce us about you."

Ace sigh and he was already in a shitty mood. Since a bunch of idiot went and picked on Hari when he went to the bathroom earlier about having no arms. They even pulled her hair hard saying that she powerless. He was more surprise that she let them bully her. After he kicked there asses to the moon he asked why. She simply told him it was pointless to fight back the powerless fool to make them feel better. Hari was up from her seat since her long red hair was down and didn't want Ace to fix it,she just let it be for now. They both went to the front of the class and sigh at the same time. Ace spoke up first and put up a big grin like always.

"Yo! I'm Ace D. Portgas? Please to meet you and even ladies." as he said seducely for them. All the girls was about to passed out from hearing his voice,some of the boys just glare at him. Hari just simply roll her pretty purple eyes.

"Look here fuckers! My name is Hari Asita don't forget about that! And don't be whispering like sneaky bitches about my missing arms either! If you do I can indeed and will whoop your ass to the next year if I've too!. And oh yeah please to meet you.." she show she was deadly serious and one of the popular stood up and yelled out so everybody can hear.

"Who made you fucking boss! Bitch"

"Your daddy bitch! If you got a problem we can settle this outside of the school! After I'm done with your tasteless ass I'm gonna fuck your car up and might show your boyfriend a good time." Hari her eyebrow raise with a face saying 'bitch please? I can do way better then you can do.' If she had any arms she would put her hand on her hips showing she can bitch just like her. The whole class was like 'whoo' and a few was laughing. The girl sat down glaring at Hari hard. The teacher was too much in shock to see a girl like Hari with alot of SPUNK for being handicap. Ace rub his temple trying not to laugh,but knowing he gonna be dealing alot of her non sense again. Hari walked back to her seat with a smirk and Ace follow suit.
Zoro and Sanji was shock as hell,Robin and Nami was highly amused to never meet a person who would never back down to anybody nor to anyone. Teacher did the name call and went to teaching,Ace went to sleep and Hari was listening very carefully to the teacher.

Sanji whisper to his friends as they lean in closer.

"I'm in love guys"

Zoro was now annoyed now and so was Robin and Nami,Usopp just simply roll his eyes a bit then sweatdrop like an idiot.

"I'm not gonna lie she has a way too much spunk and her friend seem to be a player." whispered Robin. The others agree with her as well.

"She not no push over I can sense her aura she don't like nor will she deal with others bull shit. I can tell she is a good person with man personality." whispered and bluntly Zoro.

"I agree Zoro,her friend kinda remind me of Luffy but he more serious then Luffy as well. He just play dumb so nobody would bother him." whispered Robin.

Nami sigh a bit and goes back taken notes she glance back at Ace. Who was currently sleeping and Hari notice and simply glare then sneer at her. Nami want to go over to her and slap, for Nami surprise she stood up from her seat and glare right at Nami.

"Bitch! I dare you too! I won't hold back either!" yelled Hari was already on the verge to fuck anybody up. Ace woke up and glance at her and sigh. The teacher seem to had enough of her and kicked her out. Hari as she was leaving she kicked the down with one kicked. Everybody was wide eyes staring except Ace who was grinning and following her to keep her out anymore trouble then she was already is.

Nami sigh and mumble. "This is gonna be interesting year for us."

Author Note: Sorry for the spelling TTATT and OOC ness. Any of oc's belong to me and even the plot but not One Piece's characters.