Nightshade: Here we go! Some ol' fashioned Zimmy Angst.

Wednesday: Wekilledfourcharactersinonefic!ANEWRECORDFORUS!!!Wait,Idon'tLIKEkillingchara cters! *starts to sob loudly*

SilverRogue: *twitchtwich* It's for the song "The Night That The Lights Went Out In Georgia." I own nothing.

The Night The Lights Went Out

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He was on his way home from Candletop

Been two weeks gone and he thought he'd stop

At William's and have him a drink 'fore he came home to us

Keef Wolloe said "Hello"

And Dib said "Hi, what's doin', Wo?"

"Dib, sit down, I got some bad news, it's gonna hurt"

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He said "I'm your best friend and you know that's right"

"But your father ain't home tonight"

"Since you been gone he's been ambushed and then shot to death "

Well, Dib got mad 'n' he saw red

And Keef said "Boy, don'tcha lose your head"

" 'Cause to tell ya the truth, I saw Zim kill him myself"

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That's the night that the lights went out in our town

That's the night that death row got an innocent man

Well, don't trust your soul to no backwards Earthling lawyer

'cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands

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Well, Zim got scared and left the bar

Walkin' on home 'cause he didn't live far

See, Zim didn't have many chances and he'd just lost him one

Zim just thought his Sir musta left town

But Dib went home and finally found

The only thing Papa had left him, which was a gun

And he went off to Zimmy's house

A'skippin' through the backyards quiet as a mouse

Came upon some tracks too small for Zim to make

He looked through the screen at the front door

And he saw Zim lyin' on the floor

In a puddle of blood and he started to shake

Well, the City Police were a'makin' their rounds

So he fired a shot just to flag 'em down

And a big-bellied sheriff got his gun and said "why'dya do it?"

And the judge said "Guilty" in a make-believe trial

And slapped the sheriff on the back with a smile

Said' supper's waitin' at home and I gotta get to it"

That's the night that the lights went out in our town

That's the night that death row got an innocent man

Well, don't trust your soul to no backwards Earthling lawyer

'cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands

Death row got my brother before I had the courage to say

The tracks he saw while on his way

To Zim's house and back that night were mine

And his stupid sir had never left town

And that's one body that'll never be found

See, little sister don't miss when she aims her gun

That's the night that the lights went out in our town

That's the night that death row got an innocent man

Well, don't trust your soul to no backwards Earthling lawyer

'cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands

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*FADE* 'cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands