"For the last time Dean, I'm not a prostitute."
"Then where did you get that $5,000 that's stashed in the back of your closet? And don't tell me you have a job that's bullshit."
"Dean!"
"Hey, you're not denying it… Now seriously your sex addiction is gonna get you AIDS."
"…It's called life savings."
"Please, you've never been able to save a damn thing in your life. Virginity included."
"Dean! Could you be a little quieter? People are staring."
"I'm only looking out for you. You know that. Plus I don't want you to die from AIDS."
"…If I was gone you would be lost without me, wouldn't you?"
"Of course! With you gone, who would make me a sandwich?"
"….."